So here it is.
Little over 2 years ago I get into an argument with my sister.
Hayle: That stinks, its gross. Your burning the hot sauce.
Me: Protein…yum. (threatens to throw egg shell at her.
Hayle: If you throw that at me I’ll fucking kill you!
Me: …(Throws egg shell)
Hayle: Proceeds to scream, throw silverware, and yell ‘fuck you’
—2 Days Later—
I’m making supper in my boxers and Hayle enters house with Tyson and backup friend in tow.
Proceeds to start argument. To avoid getting hit with eggs I shove him and fight breaks out.
Much mess is made, we’re both bleeding from our faces, there’s food everywhere and holes in walls. We’re both out of breath so fights over.
“Whoa brah! Sounds like someone been eatin da poo poo! Moral of the story: Dont cut ur arm dumbass! So what if I say I will only use my right hand? Should make for an interesting bout eh?”
You should say something to the effect of him being able to only beat off with one hand now, and how lonely he’s going to feel not having a “threesome” this Thursday
Dropped the ball on that one(Names that is) Sounds like you need to let that assholes arm heal up then smash his fucking head. Let me know when I would love to watch because he seems like an A+ douche bag.
Ah I’m planning on still having a little fun with him online till we fight. I was barely benching 130 when we fought, he was the same size as me. No real fighting skills. I’ve taken boxing and martial arts since then. I am benching an easy 285 now. He is the exact pot smoking, beer guzzling, druggie he was then.
I’m more worried that if I hurt him too bad he might be a pansy and go to the cops. Slim chance though.
Just go find him right now, and finish rip his arm off, I mean he just said it’s halfway done, just pop the bone and you’re done. Then hit him with an egg, and see if your sister will clean up the mess again
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Just go find him right now, and finish rip his arm off, I mean he just said it’s halfway done, just pop the bone and you’re done. Then hit him with an egg, and see if your sister will clean up the mess again[/quote]
LOL exactly, the bitch comes to your house and fucking gets into it with you while you are in your boxers cookin? I’d be like, hey bro, can I eat these eggs and go put some pants on before you try to suck my cock, err I mean fight me?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Tell him the Jerk Store called…[/quote]
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No way - if Seinfeld has taught us anything, it’s that using that comment opens you up to the “what’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!” haymaker.
