Jim wanted me to inform you that…that…that he’s a motherfucker for nailing me and Jwright! Good one dude. 
Neil: Do you call it Mjollnir? Heheh.
What do you feel like if you wank off during a sandstorm? 
dude im drunk its hella late i judt fucked with me ex;s froenf her name is tara er hair is down to her ass. i wan t to humop that bitch. excuse the typing plesase.
omg, it is now the “morning after” and i am quite embarrassed by that last post.
Friends don’t let friends drink and post.
where were you when i needed you last night mr. reality?
He was out getting drunk and banging your girlfriend.
Where were you???
Reality is for people who can handle the drugs!