I agree. Ya know what I like about 16 year old girls? That’s right, they’re always 16. I can definitely identify with both dogs on this forum. The other night I was out and real randy. I was just walking over to cute girls and finding ways to lean half-hard dick up against there backsides (if I felt they were interested of course). Best part was of the three girls I tried that with none minded at all and I caught head from one and got another’s #. Does anyone ever spank to info-mercials for exercise equipment, or to the squiggles on channels you don’t have during fuck scenes?HAHAHAHAHA
Jared NFS, I can see Nate showing up to teach with his “Ever Had Big Cock…?” shirt!
Anyone ever been to the emergency room due to a matabatory accident?
Speaking of spontaneous boners, did anyone catch Beyonce and Jessica Simpson on the VMA’s last night? HOLY SHIT! I swear I saw nipples. Woke up at 4 am pitching a tent. The ZMA doesn’t help.
Never had an ER visit due to masturbatory accidents, but my old roommate got me pretty good once: he went in my car and switched a porno for a movie I rented and I returned it to Hollywood Video.
LOL! Well, what can you do? And you know how far some students will go for an “A” in the class. Just think about the girl in the Life of David Gail. heheh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I can’t say I’ve done that to random girls, but I have had some half-boner action while dancing with a hottie. She didn’t mind.
Scrub, Jessica Simpson is hotness. But she seems like an Uberbitch. I’m tempted to watch her and her gay husband’s reality show just to see how much of a narcissistic cuntrag she is. It’s bad when they can’t even act like they’re nice people.
My wife taped the VMAs. I am going to wear out the Madonna/Britney kiss.
Jeff Rage - that’s funny as hell. In all seriousness, I bet the kids would love Nate. And I’m sure he’d love some of them back.
LMAO! DAYUM! Now, that’s funny. I can see it now…the FBI, CIA and many psychotic parents are going to hunt me down for being a “dirty old man” and considered a sexual predator or pedophile. (Please see my post on the Dog Pound under the “Dog Pound Member’s Ages” post).
In all seriousness, kids do love me. I think it has to do with the fact that:
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I’m a smaller guy and that makes them feel like I’m more on their level.
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I act like a kid all the time.
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I’m very playful and easy going.
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I get along with children very well and still have an imagination (which many adults seem to lose or forget about as they age).
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I don’t mind playing “kids games” or doing things that only kids should be doing (Playing on the jungle gym, tag, hide and seek, etc.).
Really, the kids love me!
Sometimes when I’m at the beach and there’s lots of tang around I want to drop to all fours and start growling, snarling and barking like a pitt and mount the nearest bitch. So far I’ve controlled myself but the other day my friend caught me mid growl in the stance while getting up to go cool off. I couldn’t help it this sexy little kitten was up in 10-point position and had to know I was ready to put her in the cobra clutch.
Jared, I actually watched an episode cuz she’s so damn fine. Then I realized what a dumb fuck her husband is for thinking that in 5 years she will no longer be a spoiled little brat who can’t do shit for herself. She’s a slightly hotter version of my ex. I don’t care how hot the bitch is, when the novelty wears off he’s gonna be one miserable dude.
I believe someone posted a picture on another thread showing a hot girl with some saying like, “No matter how hot she is, there is a guy somewhere who is tired of her shit.”
Nothing replaces new.
You will all be pleased.
And no, I don’t have one.
JWright - I could use one of those at work.
All the fucking with none of the talking. Hehehh. 
And no I don’t have one.
Dude, wank during a thunderstorm. you’ll feel like Thor.
speaking of high school, i am a substitiute teacher myself. believe me anytime a high school job comes up im the first one to jump on it. i worked at a local high school on monday and tuesday let me just say this, i was erect for 6 hours straight both days.
these high school girls are so damn fine. they come to class wearing mini skirts with no bras on and they sit down right in front of me like im not gonna be staring for the next 45 minutes.
the hard part is when they start flirting with me. they are not ashamed to let me know they think im hot. i have had quite a few offers from high school chicks. it is so fucking hard to say no.
Maybe prayer would help you guys. Gotcha!
whoa,…does that mean when I used to flirt with my high school gym teacher, he may have wanted me back? damn!
Aww, sweet! Speaking of thunderstorms, there’s one starting right now!! Gotta go!
Ahh yes…the perpetual thoughts in my head that cause the constant rage in my pants.
It’s good to be 20 and it’s good to have a girlfriend but my thirst is insatiable.
Clear minded thinking was a thing of a my pre-pubescent past and perhaps will be a part of my future.
But for now, my wanker is in control 
Neil, that is by far the coolest thing you have ever posted.
JWright and Arcane wanted me to let you all know that they both left the word “yet” of the ends of their last posts.