in light of the recent “real chart” thread by Glute-spanker i thought i would bring up something that ive been wondering for a while. you see i made the top 5 porn list, which i am very proud of btw.
how many of you out there think about nothing but poon-tang for the majority of the day? i mean, i think about tang virtually every waking minute.
at home i watch tang on the tv, when im in the car my music talks about “banging hos, and sluts,” at work every time i see a girl in a short skirt and perhaps some hard nips i get a fat boner, hell i even get boners at the gym, shit im 27 and wet dreams are a relativley common occurence.
i mean is it just me or am i borderline sex offender? i mean i know im a perv that is a given but do you think i may need professional help?
Sounds pretty nromal to be thinking about sex so much. I do.
I havent however had wet dreams and gotten a boner in an embarrasing public situation since was 15/16 or around that age. That just makes me think that you need more of an outlet for your sex drive.
Need a girlfriend? I have two they are otherwise known as right hand and left hand. Yes I have mastibatoryambidexterity. One of the most usefull skills a single guy everhad. Actually I kind of need to use two hands. Brahahahha.
However, aside from listening to music talking about bangin’ hoes and cumming on their faces, and undressing every hot girl that passes by with my eyes I don’t really watch poontang on TV. Hell, I barely watch TV at all. I usually just watch the Weather Channel and ESPN.
michelle is right, you need a girlfriend. As do I. If I had a woman, just having a woman would probably decrease my Spitting-Snake Charming by about half.
On a side note, have you ever watched women’s tennis and liked it in that special way? The short skirts, the moaning, the sweating, the hard nipples through the tennis shirts, the bending over while waiting for a serve. If you haven’t watched it like that at all, you probably will next time you watch it.
dude chris how did you know? womens tennis is one of my all time favorite soft porn shows.
you know whats even better? when espn plays those cheerleading championships. oh my god, those rule. personally i watch for the exhibition of “talent!”
I’d love to post more porn for all to see, but the stuff I have won’t go through the Moderators.
I think about sex all the time too. I was late to work today because I was wacking off.
I’ll probably become a sexual offender as I get older. I just love young girls. You know what they say, “15 will get you 20!”
And girls look so much older than they are these days. I swear, I’ve seen some 15-16 year olds that I thought were 18 or 19. It’s crazy! They need to lay off the milk and all the hormones in food. They are maturing too young.
I see some absolute beauties walk thru my gym and it becomes an instant timewarp for me. I suddenly forget i’m 15/16/17 years older than them (i’m 33 by the way), and it’s all I can do to stop googling at those firm peachy behinds.
I didn’t stop the perving when I was with my (sexually-overcharged) ex, but now we’ve split…goddamn…I think I need therapy…!!
Teaching would be a quick way to get arrested. I’m trying to get a job within the university. At least they are legal around there. And there is so much to look at!
