For making it nearly impossible to finish my Stanford and Harvard applications. I swear this place is like a black hole that sucks all the time out of the day. Keep up the good work.
You guys have it hard.
Over here every high school leaver gets ranked from best to worst on their grades and then everyone just picks what course/university they want.
The best kids get first choice. (So if no one wants to do Advanced Theoritical Physics except for a dumbass then the dumbass gets enrolled!)
Slightly more complicated then that but no applications to write (Medicine is the only thing I can think of which requires an application).
Good luck on getting admitted to the degree of your choice!
I hope this post has wasted just a little more of your time.
It has, but now it doesn’t matter really, because I have nothing but time to kill. So… thanks. And yes, we do have it hard, applying to college is a bitch.
yeah no kidding, I just finished Princeton and now am finishing up my third short essay for Stanford
Now this is why you just go for music:
no essays, just a nice little form, they you show up and play the shit out of your instrument.
Girls throw panties. Then they give you money and let you go to school there. Problem solved.
I actually just applied to all my grad schools. A bit more involved than the above, but not much. A few 500 word or less “personal statements”, and a lot of forms–all online, which was nice. North Texas, UT Austin, Austin Peay State University, Missouri-Kansas City, and Yale. Applications suck a lot of time up. But after that it’s like I said: they call, I go play my guitar for them.
Well, you won’t be getting those rejection letters anyway.
Hey T-Nation! Thanks for making me hold my crap in longer…anyways, they were some of the most prestigious shits I have ever taken.
“I’m smart enough to apply to Harvard”
I hope those aren’t the only two schools you’re applying to. I guess Early D didn’t go too well…
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
“I’m smart enough to apply to Harvard”[/quote]
This thread certainly has that feel to it, doesn’t it?
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
“I’m smart enough to apply to Harvard”[/quote]
Ooh, you got him!
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
“I’m smart enough to apply to Harvard”[/quote]
Busted!!!
Definately sounds like a “Nanner nanner nannerrrrr…” thread to me too.
AD
yeah im writing my NASA application. Such a chore.
I am trying to write my Nobel acceptance speech and you keep breaking by train of thought.
I think Harvard and Stanford would generally expect an applicant to spell “aggressive” correctly. Good luck with that.
Why the hell would you brag about APPLYING to colleges on a weightlifting forum?
Every time you feel insecure enough to do something like this, do a squat. It will be more productive in the long run.
This thread is taking away from the valuable time I needed to pick up my penile-enhancing Ferrari Enzo. Thanks a lot!
Have fun being in debt for the rest of your life with your worthless (likely) degree from some yuppie school.
Fuck that, I got a bachelor’s from a state school and started off making more cash than most of the yuppie bastards who brag about how cool of a university they went to…with all their fucked up notions of how much money they thought they were going to make. LOL.
You know, I always wanted to go to Princeton, but screw it, even if I got in there would be no way I could afford it w/ out a loan, and I don’t want to be in debt.
You guys are all just jealous because I’m going to get rejected by really cool schools and you aren’t.
I was more trying to make a point about how T-Nation takes all the time out of your day. But ya, I guess I fucked up, this thread does make me sound pretty lame.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
“I’m smart enough to apply to Harvard”[/quote]
But not smart enough to spell his own name. Aggressive…Whoopsy daisy.
Now excuse me. I have to go finish writing my break-up letter to Jessica Alba. Chick gets knocked up by some other dude and thinks I’ll keep her around? Nu-uh honey.