Temper Like Tyson

Heres the story im 23m 220lbs 6ft tall and im at work sitting in the break room and this girl i cant stand keeps staring at me so i say what the fk are you looking at bih and you can see her hand start shaking but her boy friend works there also so i figuer she gonna tell him so the next day i bring my ultimate fighting gloves with me so i dont hurt my hands pounding this guy when he decides to come up to me but the go to human resources instead and lie and almost get me fired and the guy that wants to fire me says i look intimidating of course i wanna throw him thru a window right about now so i figured why not order lots of biotest products and get even bigger hahaha so what do u say if i wear a biotest shirt for a month straight can i get some kind of discount ?from a T-man season vet

I think they should not allow you to buy supplements until you learn to represent as a true T-man (not an asshole) and learn to punctuate.

You’re dumb.

I have it on TC’s word that if you go to the nearest fertility clinic and wear your ‘Darwin Award’ T-Shirt, they will sterilize you for free!

dood settle down…

sure you can beat some dood to a pulp, but that pleasure is only temporary (eventually they die). Don’t you think they’d be even more pissed if you didn’t get fired and acted like so:

you see them in the morning and yell out at the top of your lungs:

HELLO MY FRIEND! HOW ARE YOU!

that’ll freak em out and they can’t touch you.

Why don’t you try and intimidate a man…like this one…you pathetic little boy?

You truly are a moron. You’re Ultimate Fighting Gloves??? It must suck to have a childs mind in a mans body. Wow, best of luck to you. You’re going to need it.

If a girl looking at you makes you go beserk, you need help. Temper like Tyson? Yeah, well Tyson did jail time and nobody likes him. Go find a therapist before you end up in a lawsuit or in prison, or before someone bigger and stronger than you beats the crap out of you.

What a dumbass. You actually brought gloves, what a pussy.

Are you a troll or the world’s smallest man?? If you wear a Biotest shirt for a month, I’ll get you a box of Tide, but that’s all.

You’re an idiot. Don’t breed! Repeat, don’t breed!

Well, “Tiger”, you’ve heard the decree of the Forum. Any second thoughts about how you’ve handled yourself? Just curious. (To the other Forum members: I bet we never hear from this guy again. He’s obviously not mature enough to take criticism and use it to make an improvement in himself.)

so you brag about haveing a temper like a rapeist!! ok, let ME know and I will give you MY address, don’t believe me? ask and ye’ shall recieve (but I am guessing you ain’t near jersey, come on, come up with an excuse!)

You think you’re tough, I don’t give a fuck how big you are, I will beat the shit out of you.

dude, did you ever take a breath during that whole paragraph? :slight_smile:

Obviously, this is a joke. I mean, if I knew someone in this capacity, then it would only stand to reason that such a person would have been incarcerated by now, or worse. That is unless the “Spelling and Grammar Police” would have caught this person and tortured him with some sort of realistic and painful technique, such as letting him know how little he is in the self-esteem, self-worth category. I can’t imagine anyone being so damn cool. Wow! You must have impressed quite a few lunatics with that story.

Straight up, you just need to get beat and you probably will. Humble yourself before someone else does.

You are a fucking tool Tiger, and as such, do not ever refer to yourself as a true T-Man. It’s people like you that make me sick to my stomach. Go ahead you little pussy, act all tough with your ULTIMATE FIGHTING GLOVES (what a joke) just don’t do so in the name of a T-Man.

Did the kids used to pick on you in gym class? I bet they did. Seriously dude you have issues, you should talk to someone about them. You have no reason to be upset with anyone, you created this situation and should be fired for it, if you deal with that by ‘putting on you ultimate fighting gloves’, you should be locked up.

I think your anger is legit Tiger, I would be mad too if I was 6 foot 220lbs and had a four inch penis.