[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
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Sleep with an officer’s wife.
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Sleep with an officer.
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Wait, so you boned him and his wife?
Trusting girls when they say “no it’s ok, I’m on the pill.”
Snow skiing while drunk.
Crossfit for an entire year.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Trusting girls when they say “no it’s ok, I’m on the pill.”
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omg…fucking A! why do girls think its ok…bitches be cray.
One time I liked a boy from the gym, but I was too scared to talk to him. I knew his name so I added him to facebook even though he didn’t know who I was and stuff.
THen I was too scared to go to the gym to see him cause I was embarrassed that I added him without even having said hello, so I took a bus to somewheres called jasper place fitness centre. WHICH i thought was downtown on Jasper AVE, but it was actually like a 2.5 hour bus drive, ONE WAY.
So I could have like gone to calgary in the time it took me to bus to and from this stupid little gym which turned out to just be a lil fitness centre that had an eliptical and a lat pull down, and ya.
THen i went back to my regular gym and pracited my hellos and stuff and then I was walking up the stairs and he was coming down the stairs then I was trying to remain calm and then I fell up the stairs and made this weird noise and uhg.
[quote]Cuso wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Cuso wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was showing my mom how to lock and unlock a canister or pepper spray to use against dogs as she jogs…people are careless with gates around here
Anyway I used the bathroom…took a piss without washing my hands and didn’t realize I had. Pepper spray on my hands
Grabbed my dick and instantly it was on fire
Wasted a whole day sobbing in a bathtub
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Thats where you got the threat of “putting pepper spray on my dick and face fucking you” which you used in another thread. BTW that was a cool threat.[/quote]
That’s not where it came from.
A dude I went to high school with put pepper spray on a condom and fucked his gf before he broke up with her.[/quote]
Man, that was nasty. I’ll bet she never asked anyone else to use a raincoat .[/quote]
She’s a lesbian now. We turned her into a manhater.
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
One time I liked a boy from the gym, but I was too scared to talk to him. I knew his name so I added him to facebook even though he didn’t know who I was and stuff.
THen I was too scared to go to the gym to see him cause I was embarrassed that I added him without even having said hello, so I took a bus to somewheres called jasper place fitness centre. WHICH i thought was downtown on Jasper AVE, but it was actually like a 2.5 hour bus drive, ONE WAY.
So I could have like gone to calgary in the time it took me to bus to and from this stupid little gym which turned out to just be a lil fitness centre that had an eliptical and a lat pull down, and ya.
THen i went back to my regular gym and pracited my hellos and stuff and then I was walking up the stairs and he was coming down the stairs then I was trying to remain calm and then I fell up the stairs and made this weird noise and uhg. [/quote]
You’re some kind of adorable
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
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Sleep with an officer’s wife.
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Sleep with an officer.
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Wait, so you boned him and his wife?[/quote]
Different officer. I know this is shocking, but the US Army has been co-ed for a hundred years or so.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Cuso wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I was showing my mom how to lock and unlock a canister or pepper spray to use against dogs as she jogs…people are careless with gates around here
Anyway I used the bathroom…took a piss without washing my hands and didn’t realize I had. Pepper spray on my hands
Grabbed my dick and instantly it was on fire
Wasted a whole day sobbing in a bathtub
[/quote]
Thats where you got the threat of “putting pepper spray on my dick and face fucking you” which you used in another thread. BTW that was a cool threat.[/quote]
That’s not where it came from.
A dude I went to high school with put pepper spray on a condom and fucked his gf before he broke up with her.[/quote]
sweet christ!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
One time I liked a boy from the gym, but I was too scared to talk to him. I knew his name so I added him to facebook even though he didn’t know who I was and stuff.
THen I was too scared to go to the gym to see him cause I was embarrassed that I added him without even having said hello, so I took a bus to somewheres called jasper place fitness centre. WHICH i thought was downtown on Jasper AVE, but it was actually like a 2.5 hour bus drive, ONE WAY.
So I could have like gone to calgary in the time it took me to bus to and from this stupid little gym which turned out to just be a lil fitness centre that had an eliptical and a lat pull down, and ya.
THen i went back to my regular gym and pracited my hellos and stuff and then I was walking up the stairs and he was coming down the stairs then I was trying to remain calm and then I fell up the stairs and made this weird noise and uhg. [/quote]
You’re some kind of adorable[/quote]
x2
This thread is hilarious.
Having unprotected sex with the woman who is now my baby’s mother.
Picking a major based on what I was “interested in” and not what would get me a good job coming out of college.
Racing my sister to my dad’s car when we were coming out of the grocery store, while he was still pulling up. Almost got us both hit by our dad. Probably like 9 or 10 at the time.
When I was around 9 or 10, I threw a towel over my little brother’s head after his bath. He slipped and fell into the corner of his bed frame and punctured his skull. Blood everywhere. Hospital and stitches for him, heavy guilt carried around for years for me.
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
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Sleep with an officer’s wife.
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Sleep with an officer.
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Wait, so you boned him and his wife?[/quote]
Different officer.[/quote]
male officer?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
When I was around 9 or 10, I threw a towel over my little brother’s head after his bath. He slipped and fell into the corner of his bed frame and punctured his skull. Blood everywhere. Hospital and stitches for him, heavy guilt carried around for years for me. [/quote]
I slammed the sliding door of a VW bus (the kind with the air cooled engine in the back) on my sisters hand and chopped off her pinkie. Dad put it a cup of ice and we drove to Tel Aviv.
They sewed in back on and it was fine, but I got so much shit, you have no idea.
I went tray boarding behind a friends truck with a rope and handle used for water skiing. (Stole trays from in and out and tape them to your feet.
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Profit
That was so awesome until my friend took a sharp turn in the lot and I went out a bit wide and went full speed into a huge wall of rose bushes. I was picking out thorns for like two hours and I couldn’t get myself out of the rose bushes. Had to have friends pull me out.
Yes, family members do have the tendency to suffer under our stupidity.
Another event from my archive of shame:
My sister stole a pack of smokes from my mother, which I in return stole from her. Stupidly ignoring the possible health risks, I carefully removed half of the tabacco in a cig replacing it with a huge firecracker.
My mother found the pack of smokes in my sister’s purse, dealt her the proper measure of corporal punishment, and put the smokes in her own purse.
Later that night my parents went to a rich friends posh cocktail party, where my mom placed a cig in her elegant ivory holder and had it blow up in her face, scaring the hell out of the guests and causing some of them to drop their drinks on a expensive Iranian carpet.
For some illogical reason my father came home and immediately strapped the hell out of me.
[quote]Cuso wrote:
Yes, family members do have the tendency to suffer under our stupidity.
Another event from my archive of shame:
My sister stole a pack of smokes from my mother, which I in return stole from her. Stupidly ignoring the possible health risks, I carefully removed half of the tabacco in a cig replacing it with a huge firecracker.
My mother found the pack of smokes in my sister’s purse, dealt her the proper measure of corporal punishment, and put the smokes in her own purse.
Later that night my parents went to a rich friends posh cocktail party, where my mom placed a cig in her elegant ivory holder and had it blow up in her face, scaring the hell out of the guests and causing some of them to drop their drinks on a expensive Iranian carpet.
For some illogical reason my father came home and immediately strapped the hell out of me.[/quote]
Cuso, you’re in the wrong place. The title of this thread is Stupidest Things You’ve Done. That was fucking brilliant.
Stupidest thing I have done?
I envy the people who can sum it up in one post.
[quote]orion wrote:
Stupidest thing I have done?
I envy the people who can sum it up in one post.[/quote]
Seriously.
I’d make ‘War And Peace’ look like the Sunday comics.
And, that’s just MY recollections. We’d have separate books by my parents, sister, friends, ex girlfriends and wife.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Stupidest thing I have done?
I envy the people who can sum it up in one post.[/quote]
Seriously.
I’d make ‘War And Peace’ look like the Sunday comics.
And, that’s just MY recollections. We’d have separate books by my parents, sister, friends, ex girlfriends and wife.[/quote]
If we threw my memoires in it would be like Dune, page wise, just that the protagonists would appear to be somewhat retarded. ( like in a Brian Herbert version, eh? ( ← this was Canadian, eh?))
If we all got to be 400 years old this would make sense, since we dont, onward and upward.
True story I was around 12 and playing with fire a lot so I seemed to think it would be a great idea to light a can of gas on fire . Set my leg on fire and still have the scar. O stop drop and roll does not work.