Streetfighting How To?

[quote]westdale warrior wrote:

[quote]WhiteCrow wrote:

Dude someone calls your mother a whore and you just brush it off? We are different man…
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your 24 im 20 and im capable of making wiser decisions than you. there is nothing some one can say to goad me into violence its simply not worth it. if some one wants to chirp let them who cares your friends wont feel different about you, no one who matters will. you can usually just make the verbally aggressive person look stupid by being smarter (see the thread were the dude tried to call out irish over the internet for an example)

i work in a night club and i see this stupid shit develop all the time i my self have taken sucker shots defusing these situations. even then keeping a cool head and evaluating the situation keeps you safe. from what your saying about not brushing off an insult your the kind of meat headed dick that makes me ashamed to be lumped into the same demographic of young male student. your why i dont go out, if i wanted to hang out around monkeys id go to the zoo[/quote]

Why the insults? Yeah you’re 20 and make wiser decisions than me, but maybe you need to learn how to type. And design a post without insults.

a lot of good advice here…

i agree that this is not a convential self defense situation, since you’re essentially defending your honor. i will say that i got into plenty of these stupid altercations when i was younger, though. personally, when someone pushed me, i never pushed back. i just immediately stomped them…i never wasted time with the build-up, since a)something’s different with my brain and violence and b)when pushing and shoving occurs, it’s a fight, and you can already get arrested.

if you’re concerned about learning some back-up skills, i’d second KM, boxing, or judo…i’m a big BJJ/kickboxing fan, but i’ve never, ever kicked anyone in a real fight, and a lot of BJJ techniques aren’t that great for a street fight (depending on the school’s “sport” emphasis). nothing new here, i think everyone said this before… when learning self-defense, be prepared to learn your local laws and ordinances. too many people assume that they can get away with certain things and it bites them in the ass…also, look at weapons, etc…pepper spray’s nice, but not agaisnt a gun.

i will say as a police officer and when i get called to a fight, i ask what started it, who lived there, etc…if you don’t live there and had a chance to walk away, then i’m prolly gonna take you to jail.

EDIT: Robert A’s post on stupid time, people and places in the best (and simplest) advice on avoiding these situations…

[quote]Fletch1986 wrote:

Bad ass link. I’m not sure why there’s 2 more pages after that link for the thread.
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That’s Marc Macyoung’s website. He’s the best of the best, in my opinion, on this subject matter.

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:
a lot of good advice here…

i agree that this is not a convential self defense situation, since you’re essentially defending your honor. i will say that i got into plenty of these stupid altercations when i was younger, though. personally, when someone pushed me, i never pushed back. i just immediately stomped them…i never wasted time with the build-up, since a)something’s different with my brain and violence and b)when pushing and shoving occurs, it’s a fight, and you can already get arrested.

if you’re concerned about learning some back-up skills, i’d second KM, boxing, or judo…i’m a big BJJ/kickboxing fan, but i’ve never, ever kicked anyone in a real fight, and a lot of BJJ techniques aren’t that great for a street fight (depending on the school’s “sport” emphasis). nothing new here, i think everyone said this before… when learning self-defense, be prepared to learn your local laws and ordinances. too many people assume that they can get away with certain things and it bites them in the ass…also, look at weapons, etc…pepper spray’s nice, but not agaisnt a gun.

i will say as a police officer and when i get called to a fight, i ask what started it, who lived there, etc…if you don’t live there and had a chance to walk away, then i’m prolly gonna take you to jail.

EDIT: Robert A’s post on stupid time, people and places in the best (and simplest) advice on avoiding these situations…[/quote]

It never occured to me that you could get arrested for pushing and shoving, but I guess that’s assault…it would suck to be arrested for getting into a shoving match with some other guy!

sometimes u just gotta laugh at people and walk away. then if they come after u , u defend yourself. my philosophy is if someone shoves me me a second time my fists or legs talks to that person. especially if i tried to walk away.

[quote]Robert A wrote:
WhiteCrow,

I am going to respond to several of your posts. I do not know how to merge multiple posts into one post so this will be a bit scattered.

You are studying to be a lawyer/jurist/barrister. That is a professional degree. I am completely ignorant of law in the Netherlands, and you are of course the opposite being in pursuit of your degree. I am not trying to speak for FightinIrish, but I know in the US that a felony conviction of any sort can hold you back in professional careers. It may even make you ineligible for certain jobs. Irish alluded to the uncertainty that comes with violence. The legal ramifications of tuning someone up, even in consensual combat, are very real in this country. I suspect they are in yours as well.

Your original post related a situation where it is my opinion there was nothing to be gained in the external world with violence. You were not under immediate attack; you were invited to a fight. You declined. Yes you were pushed, but as Irish pointed out the time to act like that was a real attack, and not an invitation, was prior to shoving back. Shit like this is very much about establishing dominance in a social group.

You do not know the guy; his rank in relation to yours ceases to be of value at the end of the night. You brought your girlfriend to the party, so it is not like you needed to act big to hook up (and really avoid the women who like to see you fight as Miss Parker elaborated on). Basically the normal benefits of this whole dominance game were unavailable to you, no social structure to advance in, no extra or additional sexual partners, nothing. NOTHING BUT DRAWBACKS. Even if you could have crushed him in a blink of an eye, you would stand to gain nothing by doing so.

Even if viewed through a completely amoral, relativist lens I think you did the right thing in declining. If you fight you may be/ probably will get banged up. You may catch a charge, maybe even a body. There are a ton of witnesses. You do not know him or his friends and whether they perceive you as a “hard man”, alpha or something else has little bearing on your life now. Your friends are still your friends. You went home with the same girl you brought. If you knock him out do you at least get to take his watch? If you dominate him do you get to take possession of all of his hale livestock and attractive womenfolk, or since I am a native of Pennsylvania all of his attractive livestock and hale womenfolk? No. Then why fuckin’ fight?

The only consequence is that maybe you are judging yourself, and finding yourself lacking for not fighting. That is ego, and in this case it is not your friend. I will reiterate that a few amateur boxing matches will likely inoculate you against this. When you wrote that “Even knowing that I would be able to kick someone’s ass would greatly reduce the need to punch said guy, if you understand what I mean?” you are alluding to the effects of building real confidence that comes from training in combat sports/legitimate martial arts. There is no substitute. This board is great for advice to help you start and keep you on that path.

You have since made some other examples where clearly violence, is the right answer. These are hypotheticals. It has been my experience that often people who feel they were not "braveâ?? in the face of violence in the past like to come up with ways they might be forced to be “brave” in the future. If this is happening in your case, be cognizant of it. If you start acting based on emotions rather realities, you give up the very ability you are chasing, the ability to think calmly and respond appropriately when threatened.

Side Note: Even if you are adamant this does not apply to you, look for it in others. The ability to recognize and deal with/capitalize on this phenomena in others will be a great advantage to you in professional dealings (especially in your soon to be profession) and the ability to recognize and minimize its effects in yourself may help you keep some friendships and prevent some insults that might otherwise occur.

Your examples about being raped at gunpoint or having to defend a friend from being beaten by a crowd are much different cases than what actually occurred at the party. In both law allows the use of force, even potentially lethal force. These are very much “run what you brung” cases and the answer of what I would do is “As much as I am capable, as best as I am capable, for as long as I am still capable.” When Irish brought up the “Twenty Ninja” attack it is in reference to hypotheticals such as these. If violence is legitimately the best or only option, take the best option. The thing is, as Irish pointed out far better than I have, violence is seldom the only option.

You referenced impotence as how this situation made you feel. (An Aside: The fact that you made a point of using a “guys can relate, but women canâ??t” example to Miss Parker and the fact rougevampire put quotes around woman when referencing her in another thread is hilarious to me. I am of course assuming Miss Parker is in real life the very attractive women in her avatar. ) That tells me that ego is the right term for it, not honor. Few places would be as dangerous for your girlfriend as a party where a fight just jumped off. Refusing to put her in that position is the opposite of emasculating.

Regards,

Robert A

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Great post Robert.

White Crow,
As Robert alluded to, the issue here is true self confidence (or lack thereof). If you have it, you can just brush off meaningless people’s words. You know deep down inside what you are capable of, that the things being said to you are not true, and that the person saying them likely lacks true self confidence and is just trying to gain some power over you by tricking you into acting like they want you to.

If you don’t have it though, ego takes it’s place and ego can be easily bruised or damaged. This leads to you questioning yourself and possibly being tricked into acting in ways which ultimately do you no good (or worse yet harm).

Like has been said numerous times, go to a reputable combative arts training center (Boxing, Judo, Wrestling, Muay Thai, Krav, something where you are actually going to go live sometimes) and develop some true self confidence through hard work and being “under fire”. Once you have gained a decent amount of true self confidence, it will become a lot easier for you to tell the situations which truly call for violence (which as Irish and others pointed out, are usually few and far between), and ones which don’t (like the one in your OP).

[quote]Robert A wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Dre Cappa wrote:
In this situation, reach for your concealed weapon. Shoot opponent in the chest several times, then once in the forehead for good measure. Next, eliminate all witnesses.
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I am pretty sure the joke goes “After you accidently shoot the first bystander, the rest are just witnesses. So…GAME ON!”

My sincere hope is that DevilDogJim, cycobushmaster, or another resident LEO or corrections officer gets to use that during training and posts about it.

Regards,

Robert A[/quote]

  1. I don’t know what you’re talking about ™.

  2. Stop resisting.

  3. No, that’s not a shovel in my truck, why do you ask?

[quote]Miss Parker wrote:

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:
a lot of good advice here…

i agree that this is not a convential self defense situation, since you’re essentially defending your honor. i will say that i got into plenty of these stupid altercations when i was younger, though. personally, when someone pushed me, i never pushed back. i just immediately stomped them…i never wasted time with the build-up, since a)something’s different with my brain and violence and b)when pushing and shoving occurs, it’s a fight, and you can already get arrested.

if you’re concerned about learning some back-up skills, i’d second KM, boxing, or judo…i’m a big BJJ/kickboxing fan, but i’ve never, ever kicked anyone in a real fight, and a lot of BJJ techniques aren’t that great for a street fight (depending on the school’s “sport” emphasis). nothing new here, i think everyone said this before… when learning self-defense, be prepared to learn your local laws and ordinances. too many people assume that they can get away with certain things and it bites them in the ass…also, look at weapons, etc…pepper spray’s nice, but not agaisnt a gun.

i will say as a police officer and when i get called to a fight, i ask what started it, who lived there, etc…if you don’t live there and had a chance to walk away, then i’m prolly gonna take you to jail.

EDIT: Robert A’s post on stupid time, people and places in the best (and simplest) advice on avoiding these situations…[/quote]

It never occured to me that you could get arrested for pushing and shoving, but I guess that’s assault…it would suck to be arrested for getting into a shoving match with some other guy!
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in Iowa it would fall under disorderly conduct…a “sucker punch” will prolly fall under assault, depending on the circumstances.

another thing i thought of after i posed earlier, is that most people simply can’t fight. for some reason, every dude thinks he can knock out anyone with one punch and has a concrete jaw, and will react right and do the right thing in a fight.

obviously training and overall fitess will help, but i’ve seen some dudes that should’ve been studs really suck in fights, because things weren’t like they thought…

i’ve knocked a lot of people silly, but i always wonder what would’ve happened if i hit someone and they just smiled at me. prolly crapped my pants…

[quote]devildog_jim wrote:

  1. I don’t know what you’re talking about ™.

  2. Stop resisting.

  3. No, that’s not a shovel in my truck, why do you ask?[/quote]

Best. Post.

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:

[quote]Miss Parker wrote:

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:
a lot of good advice here…

i agree that this is not a convential self defense situation, since you’re essentially defending your honor. i will say that i got into plenty of these stupid altercations when i was younger, though. personally, when someone pushed me, i never pushed back. i just immediately stomped them…i never wasted time with the build-up, since a)something’s different with my brain and violence and b)when pushing and shoving occurs, it’s a fight, and you can already get arrested.

if you’re concerned about learning some back-up skills, i’d second KM, boxing, or judo…i’m a big BJJ/kickboxing fan, but i’ve never, ever kicked anyone in a real fight, and a lot of BJJ techniques aren’t that great for a street fight (depending on the school’s “sport” emphasis). nothing new here, i think everyone said this before… when learning self-defense, be prepared to learn your local laws and ordinances. too many people assume that they can get away with certain things and it bites them in the ass…also, look at weapons, etc…pepper spray’s nice, but not agaisnt a gun.

i will say as a police officer and when i get called to a fight, i ask what started it, who lived there, etc…if you don’t live there and had a chance to walk away, then i’m prolly gonna take you to jail.

EDIT: Robert A’s post on stupid time, people and places in the best (and simplest) advice on avoiding these situations…[/quote]

It never occured to me that you could get arrested for pushing and shoving, but I guess that’s assault…it would suck to be arrested for getting into a shoving match with some other guy!
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in Iowa it would fall under disorderly conduct…a “sucker punch” will prolly fall under assault, depending on the circumstances.

another thing i thought of after i posed earlier, is that most people simply can’t fight. for some reason, every dude thinks he can knock out anyone with one punch and has a concrete jaw, and will react right and do the right thing in a fight.

obviously training and overall fitess will help, but i’ve seen some dudes that should’ve been studs really suck in fights, because things weren’t like they thought…

i’ve knocked a lot of people silly, but i always wonder what would’ve happened if i hit someone and they just smiled at me. prolly crapped my pants…[/quote]

If they “just” smile. Fuck’em. Someone takes your best shot, make’em take it again. Anyone that wants to win a battle with you based on durability is welcome to try. Its when they smile and move in on you, often at an angle, and with balance, that you may be in quite a bit of trouble.

Regards,

Robert A

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:

[quote]Miss Parker wrote:

[quote]cycobushmaster wrote:
a lot of good advice here…

i agree that this is not a convential self defense situation, since you’re essentially defending your honor. i will say that i got into plenty of these stupid altercations when i was younger, though. personally, when someone pushed me, i never pushed back. i just immediately stomped them…i never wasted time with the build-up, since a)something’s different with my brain and violence and b)when pushing and shoving occurs, it’s a fight, and you can already get arrested.

if you’re concerned about learning some back-up skills, i’d second KM, boxing, or judo…i’m a big BJJ/kickboxing fan, but i’ve never, ever kicked anyone in a real fight, and a lot of BJJ techniques aren’t that great for a street fight (depending on the school’s “sport” emphasis). nothing new here, i think everyone said this before… when learning self-defense, be prepared to learn your local laws and ordinances. too many people assume that they can get away with certain things and it bites them in the ass…also, look at weapons, etc…pepper spray’s nice, but not agaisnt a gun.

i will say as a police officer and when i get called to a fight, i ask what started it, who lived there, etc…if you don’t live there and had a chance to walk away, then i’m prolly gonna take you to jail.

EDIT: Robert A’s post on stupid time, people and places in the best (and simplest) advice on avoiding these situations…[/quote]

It never occured to me that you could get arrested for pushing and shoving, but I guess that’s assault…it would suck to be arrested for getting into a shoving match with some other guy!
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in Iowa it would fall under disorderly conduct…a “sucker punch” will prolly fall under assault, depending on the circumstances.

another thing i thought of after i posed earlier, is that most people simply can’t fight. for some reason, every dude thinks he can knock out anyone with one punch and has a concrete jaw, and will react right and do the right thing in a fight.

obviously training and overall fitess will help, but i’ve seen some dudes that should’ve been studs really suck in fights, because things weren’t like they thought…

i’ve knocked a lot of people silly, but i always wonder what would’ve happened if i hit someone and they just smiled at me. prolly crapped my pants…[/quote]

That’s what God created nutshots for.

OP - This is good stuff you’re getting here, likely better than anything I will add but here goes. I suggest you choose a system that works for you from the many fine options suggested that, find a reputable instructor and train. Hard. For a while. You will very likely find that the confidence that comes from the skills you have developed and the discipline and humility it took to develop those skills will keep you out of trouble 99.9% of the time, provided you avoid Robert A’s “3 stupids”. Dave Grossman calls this the “Paradox of Combat”. The more prepared you are the less likely you are have a problem in the first place. Your mindset is the most important thing, both in terms of avoiding a fight to begin with and surviving it if it can’t be avoided. Good training must help you to develop this combat mindset, or it is not good training. I’m not talking about cockiness or aggression. Just a calm, quiet, assertive demeanor backed by an iron will and unshakable determination to do the necessary thing, however far that needs to go. It also requires that you make your peace with the worst case scenario (killing or dying) so that it holds no undue fear for you. It’s not something you can fake or turn on like a switch. It must be cultivated through hard work, pain and sacrifice. Most people can sense this quality subconsciously and will tend not to start anything with you in the first place. You will feel like you have less to prove. This is a recipe for good things.

I would also sincerely encourage you to honestly examine your thinking on this subject in light of some of the excellent posts that have gone before. I mean no disrespect. I just feel your reasoning on the topic is still a little flawed. It’s not so much about the pragmatic advice of “avoid a fight if at all possible”, or “which style is best in a real fight?”. Again, it comes down to a fundamental mindset. You cannot simply adopt this mindset overnight. It develops over time. However, you need to ask yourself some serious questions about your own motivations, fears and insecurities. You also need to make some inquiries into the true nature of violence and aggression. This is not a weekend pursuit. To the foregoing book recommendations I would add Dave Grossman’s “On Combat”. All the best.

95%+ of the time you should calmly seek to de-fuse the situation as best as you can & walk away.

I’d also say, with regards ‘pushing him back’ DO NOT EVER DO THIS!!! Pushing some neanderthal ‘hard in the chest’ in this type of scenario is almost always a fighting preamble/violence escalator.

In many ways, if you feel as sure as you can be that you are physically stronger than him (though, you aren’t in anyway a trained fighter) it may have been better to actually push him OVER. Send the mother fucker flying & get the hell out of there. The moment you start swinging OR ‘pseudo’-pushing some guy in the chest (in the same manner a drunken teenager might ‘snap’ punch a roadsign to show off in front of his mates) you are basically asking fot trouble.

Push & run if you really have to.

The rest of the time, be cool & remind yourself: Everytime I succesfully circumnavigate this kind of madness, I become 10% stronger!!! Aggression is usually fear masquerading as strength.

How is fighting not something that comes naturally? Shit don’t think just do and think later if your in a fight. Don’t waste your energy in one rush, pay attention to your surroundings

EDIT: Oh Oh OH that above in no way absolves someone from being intelligent about their life. You get one, and no one cares that your a tough acting mother fucker. If you are tough it will be evident to those who can tell by the way you live. Don’t try prove it. Taunting, needlessly aggravating, that stuff will get you capped in the wrong area. Don’t be billy Badass, cause nobody is billy badass.

Second, if you can’t turn the other cheek your probably, one day, going to get whooped. I think too many kids grow up, remember being bullied as a kid, and the first provocation sets them off. ALso proves how manly they are.

One day you might meet an ill intentioned man who is well trained and your the victim. As someone who has been bullied, I think its best to take your lumps because the more you arouse him the worse your going to get it. I am under no illusions, I am tough, resilient, resourceful, but there are people in my life that are too important to me, including people I don’t know and people that I can influence in a positive manner, for me to ever put myself in a situation where I might suffer catastrophic damage unless someone needs me to save their life. If my friend is surrounded by 3 dudes, I’m dragging him out. IF he is acting a fool, I’m sorry but then you are no friend of mine. No respectful friend would put someone else they love and respect in danger.

And if you call my mother a whore, that would be irrelevant cause I love my mum and neither of us care who you are

old saying:

“To fight is to loose.”

You might “win” the fight, but shatter your hand…

-or-

specially in a bar,
His friend sneaks a 4" blade in your back while you’re winning…

It’s not the year it’s the mileage… Irish has both…

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
95%+ of the time you should calmly seek to de-fuse the situation as best as you can & walk away.

I’d also say, with regards ‘pushing him back’ DO NOT EVER DO THIS!!! Pushing some neanderthal ‘hard in the chest’ in this type of scenario is almost always a fighting preamble/violence escalator.

In many ways, if you feel as sure as you can be that you are physically stronger than him (though, you aren’t in anyway a trained fighter) it may have been better to actually push him OVER. Send the mother fucker flying & get the hell out of there. The moment you start swinging OR ‘pseudo’-pushing some guy in the chest (in the same manner a drunken teenager might ‘snap’ punch a roadsign to show off in front of his mates) you are basically asking fot trouble.

Push & run if you really have to.

The rest of the time, be cool & remind yourself: Everytime I succesfully circumnavigate this kind of madness, I become 10% stronger!!! Aggression is usually fear masquerading as strength.
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Pushing is goofy and worthless and it’s a sign of the untrained. I used to do this when I was a kid, we all used to.

But the formula normally goes one pushes, other pushes back, first guy swings. Well, if I’m getting pushed, you’re getting a verbal warning, and if you move forward a second time, I’m going to hit you.

Now you’re coming at me, and as long as I don’t stomp your head in once I kayo you, I’m probably not going to have a hard time claiming self-defense, especially in combination with the warning and having my hands out in front of me.

A good example is this video, which I posted before. If the dude had just let this guy go once he hits the ground, he would probably be able to claim self-defense and not get crucified. The boot to the ribs, of course, nullifies all that…

side note ot this whole discussion…

today at work we had DT training… one, we went over the Force Science Research (look into it if you’re interested) about people remembering jack shit if they fought for 1 min or more…incidententally, most people can’t fight all-out for over 1 minute.

two, we did a drill where tow of our instructors tried to take your gun. one of my friends (who’s prolly 110 lbs and looks uncomfortably like Courtney Cox) soccer kicked an instructor in the balls (and he wans’t pissed because it was the right thing to do), and one other officer “head-hunted” the offenders, which was clearly un-nerving to them. being defensive is okay, but being offensive puts you in the situation to win. the point being, if you’re not in a legally correct situation, then you might not really “win.”

mind set is a huge deal when it comes to fighting. most street thugs will do some serious bullshit, because they don’t care if they go to jail. regular people have problems with that mindset.

[quote]duffyj2 wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Or, if you’re a good boxer and you’re reputation is known, someone who wants to get you will just wait for you to walk to your car and then beat you with a bat.[/quote]

My great uncle died this way. Supposedly he was a damn good boxer. It was over in England. My dad worked over there for a while as well. He remembered two guys getting in a fight over girlfriends. The girls burst out crying almost immediately. They simply could not understand the viciousness.

Whenever the Irish went abroad, they turned into nasty, low-life scum.
Ain’t that right Irish ;)[/quote]

Bwahaha.

You get extra time, take a gander at Herbert Asbury’s classic “The Gangs of New York.”

My boys didn’t fuck around. Not now, not then.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
95%+ of the time you should calmly seek to de-fuse the situation as best as you can & walk away.

I’d also say, with regards ‘pushing him back’ DO NOT EVER DO THIS!!! Pushing some neanderthal ‘hard in the chest’ in this type of scenario is almost always a fighting preamble/violence escalator.

In many ways, if you feel as sure as you can be that you are physically stronger than him (though, you aren’t in anyway a trained fighter) it may have been better to actually push him OVER. Send the mother fucker flying & get the hell out of there. The moment you start swinging OR ‘pseudo’-pushing some guy in the chest (in the same manner a drunken teenager might ‘snap’ punch a roadsign to show off in front of his mates) you are basically asking fot trouble.

Push & run if you really have to.

The rest of the time, be cool & remind yourself: Everytime I succesfully circumnavigate this kind of madness, I become 10% stronger!!! Aggression is usually fear masquerading as strength.
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Pushing is goofy and worthless and it’s a sign of the untrained. I used to do this when I was a kid, we all used to.

But the formula normally goes one pushes, other pushes back, first guy swings. Well, if I’m getting pushed, you’re getting a verbal warning, and if you move forward a second time, I’m going to hit you.

Now you’re coming at me, and as long as I don’t stomp your head in once I kayo you, I’m probably not going to have a hard time claiming self-defense, especially in combination with the warning and having my hands out in front of me.

A good example is this video, which I posted before. If the dude had just let this guy go once he hits the ground, he would probably be able to claim self-defense and not get crucified. The boot to the ribs, of course, nullifies all that…

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gotta give Irish props, he speaks the truth… a lot.

he posted this a while back, but it still applies.

[quote]Robert A wrote:
If they “just” smile. Fuck’em. Someone takes your best shot, make’em take it again. Anyone that wants to win a battle with you based on durability is welcome to try.
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I’m going to use this next time I’m in a dude’s corner haha. Fantastic quote.

[quote]
Its when they smile and move in on you, often at an angle, and with balance, that you may be in quite a bit of trouble.

Regards,

Robert A[/quote]

Yea you’re fucked.