Steroid Newbie Thread (Help Build It Vets!)

Prohormones? I have gone through one cycle with nordiol and 4 Ad. Nothing to crazy, but had some decent gains. I was curious if anyone knows how I can tell if the stuff I am getting is legit. Recommened cycles sites?

[quote]Warhorse wrote:
Step 1:
Go to T-mag.com Home and scroll through the FAQ section. There are links to articles on just about everything you need to know about juicin’.
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T-mag.com just redirects back to this site’s top page. What gives?

Just wanted to say that this is a great read and thanks for all the info!

Any advice for a newbie ? trying to up my testosterone levels

[quote]sharetrader wrote:
awill53 wrote:
steroids are for pussys.

I have a suggestion for you. Why don’t you drop in to Westside Barbell and announce to all and sundry that Louis Simmons is a pussy.

Or perhaps you know what happens when a real pussy is thrown into a pack of pitbulls?[/quote]

Well i guess its cool if you wana squat over 900 LBS but im sick of these gweto fagets with tattoos, big arms, a wife beater and backwards hat that walk around the gym like their the strongest mother fuker and and cant even deadlift 315 and do curls in the power rack. you know what im saying.

[quote]awill53 wrote:
sharetrader wrote:
awill53 wrote:
steroids are for pussys.

I have a suggestion for you. Why don’t you drop in to Westside Barbell and announce to all and sundry that Louis Simmons is a pussy.

Or perhaps you know what happens when a real pussy is thrown into a pack of pitbulls?

Well i guess its cool if you wana squat over 900 LBS but im sick of these gweto fagets with tattoos, big arms, a wife beater and backwards hat that walk around the gym like their the strongest mother fuker and and cant even deadlift 315 and do curls in the power rack. you know what im saying.
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Message understood. But there are a lot in between the wannabes and the 900lb squatters.

[quote]Amadon wrote:
Warhorse wrote:
Step 1:
Go to T-mag.com Home and scroll through the FAQ section. There are links to articles on just about everything you need to know about juicin’.

T-mag.com just redirects back to this site’s top page. What gives?

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Yeah…Confusing…There is NOT a FAQ section either…??? WTF? Thanks for nothing I guess…

are these illegal steroids?

looking for some help in this area, PM me if you can give some advice

Ok I am lost. The only thing I see in FAQ is how to use the site and what you expect. This does nothing to answer any questions that someone would have and I dont see a reference to 20 articles anywhere.

I’m looking for some help. I weigh 180lbs. 11% body fat. But when I eat clean and lift like crazy I get really thin and tone but lose size. I have been trying to see what the best type of test would help me lose more body fat and bulk up with definition. I was told that a 250mg testosterone ethanate cycle would be the perfect thing. Any feedback would be a tremendous support!

[quote]Amadon wrote:
Warhorse wrote:
Step 1:
Go to T-mag.com Home and scroll through the FAQ section. There are links to articles on just about everything you need to know about juicin’.

T-mag.com just redirects back to this site’s top page. What gives?

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Look at how old that post is. This is an old thread that started several years ago - back before the site was redesigned.

If site has been reconstructed and FAQ is not longer available then step 1 is not valid anymore…

Yet I’m a steroid newbie and would like to get introduced to the theme.

Any idea to replace step 1 then?

[quote]guru wrote:
Great articles! (read twice!)
Post Cycle Therapy (PCT)
by Anthony Roberts

I know this was an old post, but wow great info. Anybody please shoot my some advice

I’ve been traning 14 years. A few great years and some not so great years. I am as focused, regimented, and strict enough to supplement with ABS again(AFTER I HIT A WALL) I am planning to run a cycle again in about 6-9 months. I have a decent level of understanding and read anything I can find, but honestly I feel like a total newbie after this article. Anyway, I am looking for suggestions as to what I should add to what I currently might have on hand and ready to use when 6-9 months comes. It’s not a huge stack so I am wondering if I need to go as in dept with the PCT. I know I need a test and also to fine tune my PCT, any suggestions on a good test? I am not looking for a huge mass gainer, just something to offset deca dick. I’m guessing either a lot more clomid or some N-dex for sure what else? I have time so I want to do it right and keep as much as possible.
T4, Clen Deca Clomid
Week1 40 3/1 200
Week2 60 3/1 200
Week3 80 3/1 200
Week4 50 200
Week5 50 200
Week6 100 60 3/1 200
Week7 100 80 3/1 200
Week8 100 3/1 200
Week9 100 3/1 50 clomid

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Sorry to cut in on your posts. I’m new to this site and don’t know how to post my own threads.

I’m also new to steriods. I was wondering if someone could give me some advice on a beginners cycle. I’ve talked to a few people and came up with this.

10 wk cycle of Propanate
Stacked with 10wks cyponate

Tiromel 3
Stacked with Clenbuterol.

I’ve also thought about deca but want to lean up a little first. I’m 6’3" 220lbs. I want to be about 215lbs and pretty ripped. Thanks for the advise.

[quote]Macklroy wrote:
Sorry to cut in on your posts. I’m new to this site and don’t know how to post my own threads.

I’m also new to steriods. I was wondering if someone could give me some advice on a beginners cycle. I’ve talked to a few people and came up with this.

10 wk cycle of Propanate
Stacked with 10wks cyponate

Tiromel 3
Stacked with Clenbuterol.

I’ve also thought about deca but want to lean up a little first. I’m 6’3" 220lbs. I want to be about 215lbs and pretty ripped. Thanks for the advise.[/quote]

I have no idea what tiromel is. I think maybe you are referring to cytomel, or t3.

Anyhow - the idea of stacking two different esters of test is just not a smart idea. Either run the prop, or run the cyp - but ot both at the same time.

Clen and t3 are for fat loss. They are not steroids. You can run them during a cycle, but they are not steroids.

You made no mention of PCT, or any AI’s while on the test. I certainly hope you don’t start a cycle without them.

In 8 months I will be running Deca at 200 a week along with clen and t4 what test would would be a good fit?
I have read that it can be tricky to keep deca gains, that being said I have not been able to find any deca specific Post cycle anti es plans. Any help would be great?

[quote]awill53 wrote:
sharetrader wrote:
awill53 wrote:
steroids are for pussys.

I have a suggestion for you. Why don’t you drop in to Westside Barbell and announce to all and sundry that Louis Simmons is a pussy.

Or perhaps you know what happens when a real pussy is thrown into a pack of pitbulls?

Well i guess its cool if you wana squat over 900 LBS but im sick of these gweto fagets with tattoos, big arms, a wife beater and backwards hat that walk around the gym like their the strongest mother fuker and and cant even deadlift 315 and do curls in the power rack. you know what im saying.
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Sounds to me like they intimidate you. And sharetrader is right, go to a real hardcore gym, shoot off at the mouth. Chuck Vogelpohl would step on you like a bug…

So, back to the missing step 1 problem… I have some questions myself. If the answers are available elsewhere, please direct me to where that is and I’ll be about my business.

  1. Why does everyone make comments like “don’t bother with oral only, if you’re going to do it, do it right?” What if you just want to test the water, or feel like you only need a little lift? The idead of shooting up is understandably disturbing to lots of people, and I read that many of the old time greats only did oral, and only a relatively small amount at that.

  2. What happens to gains made on steroids when you quit the steroids permanently, not just cycle off?

  3. I have no idea if I would purchase roids, or where I would do such a thing, but if I did, and the package was intercepted, would I be “in trouble?” I really don’t understand the legal implications of steroids in the United States.

Well, sorry for being so ignorant.

Thanks for your time and help!

[quote]WhiteFeather wrote:
So, back to the missing step 1 problem… I have some questions myself. If the answers are available elsewhere, please direct me to where that is and I’ll be about my business.[/quote]

Re missing step 1: the articles on steroids are found in the Science and Pharmacology tab under Articles on the LH side of the page. Many other common questions about steroids are answered in the first ten pages or so of this thread.[quote]

  1. Why does everyone make comments like “don’t bother with oral only, if you’re going to do it, do it right?” What if you just want to test the water, or feel like you only need a little lift? The idead of shooting up is understandably disturbing to lots of people, and I read that many of the old time greats only did oral, and only a relatively small amount at that.
    [/quote]

Some do, some don’t. Ignore it if you are set on using orals only.