Steroid Newbie Thread (Help Build It Vets!)

Hey Bushido, got good feedback from Wideguy… thanks.

NOW PPL CHECK THIS OUT, I’VE BEEN TRAININ A YEAR AND A HALF, BUT THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTED SO PAY ATTENTION:

  1. when i was 14 i was like 100pounds or so and my freiends fater was a bodybuilder so i did a cycle of d-bol(8-12)pills a day STUPID I KNOW, yet without a single gram of weight gained

  2. i quit weight-training and spend time on chicks wich worked well for me at that time

3.at the age of 17 i started to realize that im a fuckin girl by now weighting only 135pounds so i joined a gym and started a diet wich was made from a friend who was teh national fitness champion and started using supplements so i gained waight i have to admit nice solid mass up to 150 pounds

  1. then i figured out im preaty strong for my time of training and my poundage so i sad to myslef"hey what the heck ill give anoter d-bol a shot this time it was naposim and i got it from a guy who used to hold a slovenian bench record of
    520 pounds so i did a cycle of 4-5-6-5-4 pills a day lasting for 5 weeks had a strict diet of about 170-230g of protein daily, and as much as good fats adn carbs as i could. still witout a single strengt gain or weight gain

  2. after a brake of 2 months after my apendix surgery i started traiing again and my strenght was still the same so i competed on the slovenian national powerlifting contest in amazingly i won
    i won with total poundage of 630 pounds not bad for 1 year of trainig.

5.i started a cycle of test cyp adn deca
wich will last for 50 days i take test depo evrey 4th day adn deca evrey 5th day. its been a 6th day for me now and i feel noting going on

I GUESS IM CURSED OR SOMTING OR MAYBE BECOUSE IM ONLY 18 BUT Y DO ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE GAINS BUT NOT ME!!!

I hate to break it to you, but your dbol must have been fake. I know people who are super-sensitive to dbol and grow on as little as 10mg ED, but to experience ZERO effects, means that there was ZERO active ingredient. Also, it is far too early to experience ANYTHING from test cyp and deca. Try waiting 4 weeks then let us know. [/quote]

DUDE i started the same cycle with my friend who pop-up his weight to 190pounds from 150 doing same dosages from the same dealer,… try explaining this and for your information he was 16 years old at that time and id did wonders for him,…he lost evreyting in a month but thats not the point the point is “CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY STEROIDS DONT WORK ON ME”

P.S the deca adn test cyp that im using now is from a national strongman champion,…you see i hapend to know and stick around with the champs and they wonder therirself so to be honest i dont expect alot from this forums.:slight_smile:

[quote]rubberbubba wrote:
cycobushmaster wrote:
due to some of the recent posts on this board, i thought i would type a brief commentary. these are my thoughts, which are certainly not steroid gospel…

for those looking to use AAS, they should be considered a last resort. only after you experimented with nurtitional strategies, supplements, and various lifting schemes should you even seriously comtemplate them.

if you are currently making gains, you don’t need them. if you are still growing, or only recently started lifting, it would be wise not to use AAS, due to short-changing yourself out of some good natural gains.

and untimately, using steorids is a personal choice…however, if you ask for advice and someone tells you something you don’t want to hear, don’t be offended.

bodybuilding and exercising should be part of your lifestyle…AAS use changes this. in the US, possession of anabolic steroids is a felony (however it’s not all that commonly enforced). don’t take this lightly…

I thought possession was a misdemenor and possession with intent to distribute was a felony…

Is this right?
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RB,

sorry thhis is soooooo late…anabolic steroids are controlled substances, therefore it’s a felony to possess and/or distribute. possessing them is usually not something to get busted for, though…

[quote]Marko Begu? wrote:
NOW PPL CHECK THIS OUT, I’VE BEEN TRAININ A YEAR AND A HALF, BUT THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTED SO PAY ATTENTION:

  1. when i was 14 i was like 100pounds or so and my freiends fater was a bodybuilder so i did a cycle of d-bol(8-12)pills a day STUPID I KNOW, yet without a single gram of weight gained

  2. i quit weight-training and spend time on chicks wich worked well for me at that time

3.at the age of 17 i started to realize that im a fuckin girl by now weighting only 135pounds so i joined a gym and started a diet wich was made from a friend who was teh national fitness champion and started using supplements so i gained waight i have to admit nice solid mass up to 150 pounds

  1. then i figured out im preaty strong for my time of training and my poundage so i sad to myslef"hey what the heck ill give anoter d-bol a shot this time it was naposim and i got it from a guy who used to hold a slovenian bench record of
    520 pounds so i did a cycle of 4-5-6-5-4 pills a day lasting for 5 weeks had a strict diet of about 170-230g of protein daily, and as much as good fats adn carbs as i could. still witout a single strengt gain or weight gain

  2. after a brake of 2 months after my apendix surgery i started traiing again and my strenght was still the same so i competed on the slovenian national powerlifting contest in amazingly i won
    i won with total poundage of 630 pounds not bad for 1 year of trainig.

5.i started a cycle of test cyp adn deca
wich will last for 50 days i take test depo evrey 4th day adn deca evrey 5th day. its been a 6th day for me now and i feel noting going on

I GUESS IM CURSED OR SOMTING OR MAYBE BECOUSE IM ONLY 18 BUT Y DO ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE GAINS BUT NOT ME!!!
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I have a few comments to your post hear, First your friends dad should be shot for giving you D-Bol at 14.

Second You weight 150 and are 18 shut the hell up about taking shit because you are not nearly developed enough you should get to around 180 at least and be maybe 21 before you start. You are still a baby. I read on one of your post that D-Bol and a cycle with test and deca didn’t work well if it didn’t then either you didn’t take it right or you had a around $200 worth of olive oil. Or sugar pills.

On a funny note the first time I asked any some one about taking anything the 8th strongest man in the world and a guy who is almost WPO said they would punch me in the face if I asked again till I grew up. Needless to say I still may have done stuff but I sure as hell didn’t mention it to them…

hmmm very intersting that helps a lot,… hey listen i worte this post to get some usfull help not to be pissed form sume gym rat who has notign to show, at least i got some medalls hanging on my wall at teh age of 18 what do u got,…some gyno is that it
tnx a lot!

[quote]ubiquitous wrote:
http://www.laweekly.com/ink/05/36/features-kotler.php

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Great article…Interesting stuff!! Thanks for the link!!

[quote]Marko Begu? wrote:
hmmm very intersting that helps a lot,… hey listen i worte this post to get some usfull help not to be pissed form sume gym rat who has notign to show, at least i got some medalls hanging on my wall at teh age of 18 what do u got,…some gyno is that it
tnx a lot![/quote]

Bro first I am 21 so you don’t know shit, and your medals are shit, I have State, and National Championships, I am also getting into strong man and no doubt would blow you out of the water in any lift.

And ur lifts would be if i may ask? all three and no bullshit plz?

And btw after 2week of my cycle i stoped so im off for a week now and im feeling beter than ever, i’m never doing juice again. I got this flash last day when i was talking to a old frend of my old man who happens to be a doctor so i get to him around the corners it toke me about 30 minutes be he talked: all test steroids were made for man that are chick look alike or men in their 50’ coz of lack of self test production.

D-bol is never used in medicine and all product you get that are methandrollosteone
type are iligaly made so if u get the right stuff ur actuay not and u would belive what kinda essence is used for d-bol!!! Deca is used for injuries like deep muscle cuts and opend bone brakes.
All these named steroids should not work on a healt metabolism, healty liver, and good blood cells,…so if i get that from a cardiologist who works in medicine for 32 years thats all the info i need!

And im happy to be informed that my body is in excelent healt state. I’ll continue to train hard and heavy eat good as possible raw nutrition adn will build myself a carrer, by God i will its just a time and more of a healt difference that will take doing it natualy! God bless!

Squat 620
Bench 405
Dead 550
Now thats all raw, because I havn’t competeted yet.

And with the rest of your last post very good, I am sorry if I came across as the typical dick head but I was in you shoes earliar this year and didn’t want some one doing the same thing.

ALL GOOD man,…dude hmm i dont wana be all smart again and shit,…but u might ask someone to check on ur squat if its deep eneugh coz to be honest i never knew or see someone who can squat more than deadlift but the fact is ur a strong dude keep it up

im curently weighting 144lbs and my lifts are:

squat 231
bench 176(i know thats laim)
dead 286
SUM=693 man i gota get my bench working!!

it seems the only way i can bench more if i put on weight myself

peace

The coach watching me squat called it good, It was probably a little high but I wasn’t going to challenge it. I have been training in powerlifting wear my squat form has gotten good while my dead I have only really gotten into a grove this year. Last week I did m last working set of 5 with 495 so I may have gotten over a wall.

dude,…check this out if i can pull a certian amoutn of poundage for 1 rep i can do 3 more for sure a bit bounce but its strange!!!

ur allright man,…im sorry for calling u stuff and tellin u u got gyno rofl

peace

Quick question. I recently tore my labrum. Been in physical therapy for 3 weeks and am seeing progress. My body is my livelihood and september starts back into full season with full time mma professional fighting and teaching etc. I need to get better as fast as possible and want to avoid surgery. A doctor mentioned the possibility of a prescription anabolic and i am wondering if anyone has had any experience with an injury like this and using anabolics and if it will actually help and any sort of negative repercussions. thanks for the time.

I have a quick question:

Does testosterone have any acute effects?

Like, if you take testosterone once, will that improve your libido/performance/mood/whatever on THAT day?

yes i have read, and learned alote from you guys …here s the thing.
im 36 ,6 foot,160 lbs been lifting fora year and gained 10 lbs . for the last month or so iv e been practicing the weight lifting life style like a religion, but made no gains.i have been reasearching testoserone ,i think i know what i want , but i wish someone,or some source can just guide me in the right direction. i also went to the FAQ …sorry for the spelling

10 pounds in a year means you dotn eat enough. training is 25 % of lifting diet is 75% dont juice it at 165 thats retarted add a thoucand calories to your diet if that doesnt work add more.