Herpes
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haha, Iāve got a herpes story I think youāll enjoy, canāt remember if Iāve told it before on the forum but I will anyway.
A mate of mine has the herps (yes - it really is a mate of mine and not me so knock it off with that shit), and he started dating this girl. Now, herpes is the gift that lasts a lifetime so obviously at some point you have to come clean with your girl that youāve got it.
So heās been dating this chick for a little while and heās really super into her, but theyāve not had sex yet and he knows he has to tell her before they do. He really likes her so heās trying to do the right thing.
Theyāre getting down to business one night and heās starting to panic because heās not told her yet. Things are getting hot and heavy so he knows it has to be now, and just as heās about to tell her she says:
Her - Thereās something I need to tell you.
Him - What?
Her - I have herpes.
Him - Me too!
And it turned into this weirdly tender moment where they bonded over their shared grossness. Quite touching, in a wayā¦
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Hahahahahaha gold
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Haha come on I didnāt even put in a Tom Brady reference!
Fixed it for you.
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Hereās the thing- Get this video. Make a nice dinner for her. Have a couple of cups of coffee after dinner. Laugh little, then put this on.
Let Henry do the awkward footwork.
Then PIIHB.
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Iād definitely pick something more fun and interactive, bowling / mini-golf you know, that cute shite
No?
Does stuff like that actually work?
I guess Iām more of a āHey! What is your nick-name for your vagina?ā type guy than āWatch me sink this put through the windmillā kind of guy.
They all have nick-names for their vag. But Iāve never met a single one that has a windmill obstacle in her nightstand.
eh i mean if shes saying āāTake shit slowāā she is either serious which in that case cute shit works.
or it means shes actually a hoe but you aint her type so sheāll just rinse you on the free dates.
Itās the extra, unprompted emphasis that makes this āmateā stuff suspect
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You make this sound like anything other than the heaven it truly is.
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I just canāt get used to Brits and Ausies using the word āmateā to mean āfriendā. Then I remember theyāre speaking a different English. I learned the word mate to mean:
mate
mÄt/Submit
noun
1.
each of a pair of birds or other animals.
āa male bird sings to court a mateā
synonyms: partner, life partner, husband, wife, spouse, lover, live-in lover, significant other, companion, helpmate, helpmeet, consort;
verb
1.
(of animals or birds) come together for breeding; copulate.
āsuccessful males may mate with many femalesā
synonyms: breed, couple, copulate
āpandas rarely mate in captivityā
Honestly?
Re-fucking-lax
Serious. Chill out and enjoy your life. If she wants to continue to be part of it, she will. If she doesnāt, youāre already enjoying your life, so it wonāt be too bad.
Sheās 19. 19 is young. (So is 24ā¦) you guys still know everything. So just be yourself and donāt stress out about shit. Sheās likely just as nervous as you, if not more, and wondering just as much where this is going. She likely has just as much self doubt, and likely has less faith in you than you do in yourself because she is projecting past hurt until all men she encounters for the rest of her life.
If this shit is meant to be, there is very little youāll be able to do to stop it. If it isnāt, there is zero chance in worrying about it.
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Movies are a bad idea, you pay for food and a date but end up not being able to talk to the other person for two hours. Also, if she is coming out of long term relationship, her ex might still be in the picture. Sheās 19, if this was her first boyfriend then sheāll be hung up on him for a while. I would move on to someone else, the difference in age doesnāt seem like much, but 19 is YOUNG, very little life experience. Youāre the older one here, you shouldnāt be asking for advice on dating a teen, Iām sure if you had a much more assertive attitude she might come around. But I wouldnāt bank on it. Go back on tinder and change the filter for the ages, date women, not girls.
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I think its more along the lines of inviting her over your place or your last guess. Iāve been out of the game for a few years myself so I wouldnāt know exactly
You need to travel more bruh ā¦ youāre young right? like sub 25?
Mate if you got a problem with my english why donāt you go mate with yourself.
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Iām 28. I have a mortgage, job, spouse, kids, rentals house maintenanceā¦ I donāt know when Iād travel.
You must be a chick. And not a lesbian.
OP, donāt listen to this post, women have no clue what they want or how to get it when it comes to other women. They watch way too many chick flicks and if guys followed what a women says she wants, we would get friendzoned 99 times out of 100.
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ā¦ people donāt get on tinder to find true love. You either āchillā, as you kids say it, or you end up the gay roommate who comes home with wine, ice cream and a rom com when their period hits.
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