[quote]sandyjoyce wrote:
If I’m so hot Nate, why didn’t you grab my butt?
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Sandy, I would have numerous times. But that could have lead to much more than butt grabbing.
And I wasn’t sure how’d you react or if your hubby would have flown down and pounded me into the ground. 
“Do I make you look fat?” - loved your shirt.
[quote]sandyjoyce wrote:
If I’m so hot Nate, why didn’t you grab my butt?[/quote]
Yeah, you are sexy as hell for sure. Here’s how the gazing progression went: face :), arms :), butt ;), ring on finger :(. Walk away … walk away.
Of course don’t think I didn’t notice you running into me (obviously on purpose) every 5 minutes on Saturday.
You should have come out with us on Friday or Saturday. Somehow, some way, Dan John would have gotten you to like me … “ah all is magic!”
Bastard
[quote]Bastard wrote:
sandyjoyce wrote:
If I’m so hot Nate, why didn’t you grab my butt?
Yeah, you are sexy as hell for sure. Here’s how the gazing progression went: face :), arms :), butt ;), ring on finger :(. Walk away … walk away.
Of course don’t think I didn’t notice you running into me (obviously on purpose) every 5 minutes on Saturday.
You should have come out with us on Friday or Saturday. Somehow, some way, Dan John would have gotten you to like me … “ah all is magic!”
Bastard[/quote]
LOL! Yep, Bastard nailed it with the progression. I thought the same thing when I first saw you Friday night at Kona Grill. But you and Shugs were leaving!!
You should have come out with us Friday and Saturday nights. It was a blast. And “magic” could have taken place for sure.
Holy Crap!
“Bastard”…are you the one that was sitting in my row at the seminar that I just happened to keep walking into? Ha. You kept moving in my way on purpose!
Oh, you guys noticed the ring? That was just a coy so that you animals stayed in your cages. I wanted to concentrate on learning for the weekend. You boys would have distracted me.
Nate, you were just too busy with Chris to notice me. Too bad. He DOES have a better butt than I do.
You really liked that shirt huh? I felt kind of…stuck up…with that on. But it’s so funny. I had to get it.
Now I’m sad, Nate didn’t grab my butt either! And its not for a lack of junk in the truck 
Maybe I’m too old… after all, I’m a bit past 15!
I know Shelle! We must be chopped liver or something. Chris is lucky. He gets all the boys.
You know, guys, I really wanted to hang out and join the Sausage Fest at the bar. But instead I grabbed the cutest gal in the room and took off for The Cheesecake Factory. It was a tough decision to make.
Not.
[quote]Hot AZ wrote:
Now I’m sad, Nate didn’t grab my butt either! And its not for a lack of junk in the truck
Maybe I’m too old… after all, I’m a bit past 15! [/quote]
Wow! Had I known that you ladies were secure with being groped, it would have been a different story!
Then again, I was a bit reluctant since you were over the age of 15 and all. Who knows how’d you respond. LOL!
Next time, leave the rings and husbands at home. And it’ll be on like Donkey Kong! 
[quote]Chris Shugart wrote:
You know, guys, I really wanted to hang out and join the Sausage Fest at the bar. But instead I grabbed the cutest gal in the room and took off for The Cheesecake Factory. It was a tough decision to make.
Not. [/quote]
You had one girl. Dan John conjured up at least four or five on his own while we were at the bar. You missed out!
You guys should have joined us! It seemed like several people were missing on both nights once it got past 10:00 p.m.
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Bastard Wrote,
A bunch of you @ssholes owe me a bunch of drinks. [/quote]
OK I’ll be the first bastard to admit it. I owe you one. Catch you next time.
It was time to go when 1:30 rolled around and I was coaxed into talking to the last chance Blonde Genius of the night at the bar. The beer goggles were getting thick but they couldnt block out the obvious lack of one working Brain cell ( a pet peeve of my as of late ? Like, you need to be able to put a complete sentence together?) to go along with the less than stellar physique.
It was either buy you the round I owed you and myself five or six more to complete a mission I would regret in the morning, though years from now it would have been a fond memory. Or I could try and get 2-3 hours of sleep, get up and Shoot the shit in the waning hours of the weekend with LL, DJ, etc. and the HOT gals from the boot camp, such as JillyBop, Hot AZ and Sandy Joyce. Then catch a plane home.
It was a great time we’ll all have to do it again. If anyone makes it to the DC area pre New Years give me a ring and well hook up for round 2
Phill
Oh and Great pic. I knew I had a shit eating grin on my face. Hey you cant blame me.
[quote]Chris Shugart wrote:
You know, guys, I really wanted to hang out and join the Sausage Fest at the bar. But instead I grabbed the cutest gal in the room and took off for The Cheesecake Factory. It was a tough decision to make.
Not. [/quote]
Cheesecake Factory. I forgot thats what you guys called it.
NICE work Chris.
Oh and Thanks for the Pics.
Bastard: I owe you a drink.
NateDogg: I still say I have an ass, I guess we never finished that conversation. Pics to follow…
Big Derek: It was great meeting you.
Phill: Can’t wait for saturday T-Cell. I’ll bring the sand bag and maybe a sledgehammer…
DD
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1129666941984.hi.jpg
ok. i was going to wear these pants saturday to piss all you moeffers off. in light of all of the grab ass, good thing i didn’t.
[quote]sandyjoyce wrote:
“Bastard”…are you the one that was sitting in my row at the seminar that I just happened to keep walking into? Ha. You kept moving in my way on purpose![/quote]
let me translate … she kept attempting to grab my @ss with her crotch.
Bastard
[quote]Bastard wrote:
ok. i was going to wear these pants saturday to piss all you moeffers off. in light of all of the grab ass, good thing i didn’t.
sandyjoyce wrote:
“Bastard”…are you the one that was sitting in my row at the seminar that I just happened to keep walking into? Ha. You kept moving in my way on purpose!
let me translate … she kept attempting to grab my @ss with her crotch.
Bastard[/quote]
Nice pants. I witnessed one of the Sandy “bumping” Bastard moments. I vouch for Bastard. She planned that shit.
DD
ok- I finally got some sleep and just want to say thanks to everyone who took time out of their lives to join us here. It really was a great time,huh? If you want the DVDS of this event email me at julianne@edtsecrets.com. I will hook you up and this 2 disc DVD boxed set with the days manual really is worth it ,I promise. -Jules
ps-little Timmy (Jodgey) I hope this was your best bday ever!!
It absolutely was.
BTW, to all who may not know. . . I was on the phone with Jules as I was getting seated on my flight to Phoenix. She asked to speak to a flight attendant. “Uhh, sure, but dont say anything I will regret”. I told the flight attendant that she was my mom, just to make the transition a little easier / less awkward.
A little later, the Flight Attendant comes up with a card signed by the entire flight staff, including the pilots. And then as we landed she says on the intercom
“We would like to welcome you to Phoenix. . . . And please join us in wishing little Timmy Barton a very happy birthday, who is flying ALL BY HIMSELF to see his mom”.
BTW, little timmy is 6’6", they were expecting to see a 12 year old. . . . .
Jules, thanks again for everything. I hope you get some good use out of the Louis. Next time, I will call you as I am haggling on the street, and get your take on the color / style.
Charles, as usual, everything was top notch. You do spoil us with the effort and attention you put into everything you do. . . . .
Here’s to next year being even better… . . . . .
Ahh, so Sandy was the girl with the “Do I make you look fat” shirt! I just thank god for all of Dr. Lowery’s graphs as I look back, because my eyes were NOT on the videoscreen. 
Wear that shirt darlin’, cause the answer is going to be YES about 99% of the time. Purr-fect.
And there wasn’t a Lady there who wasn’t off the charts hot anyway, so Shelle and Jilly get some strokes too. Or whatever you want to call it!
By the way, now that I’m being so eleoquent at the moment, may I just say one thing?
I have NEVER been around a bunch of more intelligent motherfuckers than I was this past weekend. T-Nation never ceases to blow my mind, and it’s constituents really defies the stereotype of the bodybuilding man and woman.
I hang out with some very smart people and I always hold my own regardless of topic or smartassed-ness, but I have to admit I felt like the slow kid at this get together. I either had nothing to say or when I did open my fat mouth I mostly made an idiot out of myself.
Ah well - price I’m willing to pay to be included in this group!
oh … my bad … ok, Dan John style introduction …
T-Nation, Derek … Derek, T-Nation
Derek is good people … known Big D since ~ 1980
Bastard
[quote]Big Derek wrote:
Hey dudes. My first post ever (sorry for the “Big” in front of “Derek”; just “Derek” was already taken).
It was fantastic meeting all you guys. To paraphrase Bastard, who woulda thunk I would end up having a great time with guys HE met on the internet?
Danny John wrote:
I will have a full report later, I have a two hour workshop tonight and I have to get out of here. Let me say this, though: there seems to be an instant bond that glues us all together at these events. It is strange how fast it happens. For example, Bastard and Derek. Now, Bastard has been on the net here for a while at T-mag often yanking my chain. Yet, he is…and I am ruining his rep here…a simply great guy. Derek…never heard of him…instant best friend. Here Derek: here are the house keys…lock up when your done.
Dan, I could not agree more…it was an honor hanging out with you, and nice to know that someone can actually go scotch for scotch with me. You can have the keys to my house anytime…just don’t hang out too much with my wife…she will end up saying “Derek, why can’t you be as cool as that Dan John guy?”
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