[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’ve got a nasty cold, the hubby’s got bronchitis.
My friend Ali won her weight class at USAPL Bench Nationals, after initially pulling out due to a wrist injury. After some chiropractic work, she was able to bench through the pain and will be on the World team. Badass![/quote]
Tell your friend congratulations. You’re right, that is bad ass.
Hope you guys feel better.
Good luck with the job!
Love the new avatar. Also you have great hair.
I love your new avatar. Sick arch!
I’m still alive. Lifting has been meh. I have sinusitis and bronchitis, going on three weeks now. BUT…
I GOT STEROIDS! For my nose. It’s going to be freaking huge.
My inlaws are in town, spending days with us and nights in their camper, for about 10 more days.
I haven’t heard about the dreamjob…so that’s pretty much that. Bastards.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I love your new avatar. Sick arch!
I’m still alive. Lifting has been meh. I have sinusitis and bronchitis, going on three weeks now. BUT…
I GOT STEROIDS! For my nose. It’s going to be freaking huge.
My inlaws are in town, spending days with us and nights in their camper, for about 10 more days.
I haven’t heard about the dreamjob…so that’s pretty much that. Bastards.[/quote]
Sorry you have not heard about the job – and on a side note I see you have moved 
Feel Better-
I hope your nose has a good cycle I do like your new avatar as well.
Just heard about the job. Offering it to someone with more experience specific to the position, but they liked me, my references were great, I was a pleasure to interview. Fuck this.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Just heard about the job. Offering it to someone with more experience specific to the position, but they liked me, my references were great, I was a pleasure to interview. Fuck this.[/quote]
Bummer. I hope that other person turns them down, or starts the job and then bombs out quickly.
Sorry you didn’t get it 
[quote]kimbakimba wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Just heard about the job. Offering it to someone with more experience specific to the position, but they liked me, my references were great, I was a pleasure to interview. Fuck this.
Bummer. I hope that other person turns them down, or starts the job and then bombs out quickly.[/quote]
Or something. That is a bummer. It’s one thing when you don’t get a job you’re kind of ‘meh’ about but it sucks when you really want it.
Next time, give head. Just saying. It’s tough over the phone but I have confidence in your skills.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Just heard about the job. Offering it to someone with more experience specific to the position, but they liked me, my references were great, I was a pleasure to interview. Fuck this.[/quote]
That sucks!! Sometimes it is better to just hear sorry, we are not gonna hire ya…Bastards.
I got an idea! Everybody’s seen those movies where the characters commit a crime to help out a friend in need. This is the perfect opportunity!
The Plan: We rob Fort Knox of all its gold
Step 1: Doug Adams buys all of us plane tickets and we travel to Kentucky. Then Doug picks us up from the airport, buys us a suite at Red Roof Inn, and then we chill out for a few days.
Step 2: FireBug and Ouroboro seduce any and every soldier who may have access to the Gold of Fort Knox. They may have to sleep with them, but that risk comes with the job.
Step 3: Once we have the intel, Firebug and Ourboro will drive into the base and leave the car in the parking lot. Doug and I will exit the trunk of the car and then make our way to to where the Gold is stashed.
Step 4: Doug and I judo chop the guards to sleep, make our way in, by pass security, and then steal the gold.
Step 5: We return to the trunk of the car, get in the trunk, and then I’ll call Ourboro, letting her know that the gold is in our hands. The pass word would be “Mongoose Pillows”.
Step 6: Ouroboro and Firebug return to the car, driving out of Fort Knox, and we return to Red Roof Inn.
Step 7: We split the gold: 20 bars for me, 2 bars for Doug, and Ouroboro can share a bar with Firebug. We go our separate ways, exchange the gold bricks for cash, and then return to our states/countries.
Step 8: Three months later, we give PMPM whatever cash we have left.
Its like Ocean’s 11…but with 4 people and a higher chance of people dying.
Who’s in?
(If shit hits the fan, we plant evidence on Kmyce and Kimba. I’ll plant “I hate America” paraphernalia under theirs and on their myspace pages.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I got an idea! Everybody’s seen those movies where the characters commit a crime to help out a friend in need. This is the perfect opportunity!
The Plan: We rob Fort Knox of all its gold
Step 1: Doug Adams buys all of us plane tickets and we travel to Kentucky. Then Doug picks us up from the airport, buys us a suite at Red Roof Inn, and then we chill out for a few days.
Step 2: FireBug and Ouroboro seduce any and every soldier who may have access to the Gold of Fort Knox. They may have to sleep with them, but that risk comes with the job.
Step 3: Once we have the intel, Firebug and Ourboro will drive into the base and leave the car in the parking lot. Doug and I will exit the trunk of the car and then make our way to to where the Gold is stashed.
Step 4: Doug and I judo chop the guards to sleep, make our way in, by pass security, and then steal the gold.
Step 5: We return to the trunk of the car, get in the trunk, and then I’ll call Ourboro, letting her know that the gold is in our hands. The pass word would be “Mongoose Pillows”.
Step 6: Ouroboro and Firebug return to the car, driving out of Fort Knox, and we return to Red Roof Inn.
Step 7: We split the gold: 20 bars for me, 2 bars for Doug, and Ouroboro can share a bar with Firebug. We go our separate ways, exchange the gold bricks for cash, and then return to our states/countries.
Step 8: Three months later, we give PMPM whatever cash we have left.
Its like Ocean’s 11…but with 4 people and a higher chance of people dying.
Who’s in?
(If shit hits the fan, we plant evidence on Kmyce and Kimba. I’ll plant “I hate America” paraphernalia under theirs and on their myspace pages.[/quote]
LOL – we will have to time it well…I still got lots of freakin’ doctors appointments. But hey I am available a day or two in October
Loves it!
Not to shit on your plan Wol but did you plan on re-inforcing the suspension of your car? That much gold weighs a shit load.
Otherwise it’s a great plan. When you and Doug are sadly killed in the escape, Firebug and I will look after the gold. I’m gonna put some towards a super katana and next years’ worlds.
[quote]Firebug9 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I got an idea! Everybody’s seen those movies where the characters commit a crime to help out a friend in need. This is the perfect opportunity!
The Plan: We rob Fort Knox of all its gold
Step 1: Doug Adams buys all of us plane tickets and we travel to Kentucky. Then Doug picks us up from the airport, buys us a suite at Red Roof Inn, and then we chill out for a few days.
Step 2: FireBug and Ouroboro seduce any and every soldier who may have access to the Gold of Fort Knox. They may have to sleep with them, but that risk comes with the job.
Step 3: Once we have the intel, Firebug and Ourboro will drive into the base and leave the car in the parking lot. Doug and I will exit the trunk of the car and then make our way to to where the Gold is stashed.
Step 4: Doug and I judo chop the guards to sleep, make our way in, by pass security, and then steal the gold.
Step 5: We return to the trunk of the car, get in the trunk, and then I’ll call Ourboro, letting her know that the gold is in our hands. The pass word would be “Mongoose Pillows”.
Step 6: Ouroboro and Firebug return to the car, driving out of Fort Knox, and we return to Red Roof Inn.
Step 7: We split the gold: 20 bars for me, 2 bars for Doug, and Ouroboro can share a bar with Firebug. We go our separate ways, exchange the gold bricks for cash, and then return to our states/countries.
Step 8: Three months later, we give PMPM whatever cash we have left.
Its like Ocean’s 11…but with 4 people and a higher chance of people dying.
Who’s in?
(If shit hits the fan, we plant evidence on Kmyce and Kimba. I’ll plant “I hate America” paraphernalia under theirs and on their myspace pages.
LOL – we will have to time it well…I still got lots of freakin’ doctors appointments. But hey I am available a day or two in October ;-)[/quote]
That means you and Ouroboro have two day to do any and every soldier who has access to Fort Knox. That’s a lot of lube in such a short time.
But I trust you two can make it work.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Not to shit on your plan Wol but did you plan on re-inforcing the suspension of your car? That much gold weighs a shit load.
Otherwise it’s a great plan. When you and Doug are sadly killed in the escape, Firebug and I will look after the gold. I’m gonna put some towards a super katana and next years’ worlds.[/quote]
Doug and I will already have cars re-fitted for the gold bricks. And I can always drive back to my state. I’m only a day or two drive away.
I had a feeling you would betray me, Ouroboro. I’ve already planned to plant evidence at your home. The “I hate Canada” propoganda you have all over your house will have the Canadian police asking questions.
That and the dead body underneath your kitchen. That’s where Imhungry comes into play.
If we all stick to our roles, we’ll get out nice and clean. And Kimba and Kmyc will go to prison. And remember:
Nobody’s goes to jail unless they want to.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Just heard about the job. Offering it to someone with more experience specific to the position, but they liked me, my references were great, I was a pleasure to interview. Fuck this.[/quote]
I fucking hate when that happens. I interviewed for a trial gig in DC with the DOT, in the chief counsel’s office, blah, blah, blah. The interview lasted 43 minutes and I thought I nailed it (also on the phone, but I had to wear clothes as no bikini was available.) Four weeks later I get an e-mail saying they were going with someone whose qualifications and experience…who gives a flying fuck.
Sorry you didn’t get the gig. I hope the person they hired is a handsy oogler with bad body odor. That’ll teach 'em to do phone interviews.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I got an idea! Everybody’s seen those movies where the characters commit a crime to help out a friend in need. This is the perfect opportunity!
The Plan: We rob Fort Knox of all its gold
Step 1: Doug Adams buys all of us plane tickets and we travel to Kentucky. Then Doug picks us up from the airport, buys us a suite at Red Roof Inn, and then we chill out for a few days.
Step 2: FireBug and Ouroboro seduce any and every soldier who may have access to the Gold of Fort Knox. They may have to sleep with them, but that risk comes with the job.
Step 3: Once we have the intel, Firebug and Ourboro will drive into the base and leave the car in the parking lot. Doug and I will exit the trunk of the car and then make our way to to where the Gold is stashed.
Step 4: Doug and I judo chop the guards to sleep, make our way in, by pass security, and then steal the gold.
Step 5: We return to the trunk of the car, get in the trunk, and then I’ll call Ourboro, letting her know that the gold is in our hands. The pass word would be “Mongoose Pillows”.
Step 6: Ouroboro and Firebug return to the car, driving out of Fort Knox, and we return to Red Roof Inn.
Step 7: We split the gold: 20 bars for me, 2 bars for Doug, and Ouroboro can share a bar with Firebug. We go our separate ways, exchange the gold bricks for cash, and then return to our states/countries.
Step 8: Three months later, we give PMPM whatever cash we have left.
Its like Ocean’s 11…but with 4 people and a higher chance of people dying.
Who’s in?
(If shit hits the fan, we plant evidence on Kmyce and Kimba. I’ll plant “I hate America” paraphernalia under theirs and on their myspace pages.[/quote]
There is another hole in your plan Wol. Didn’t you see the Die Hard movie where they moved all the gold from Fort Knox to under the Federal Reserve. That means you’ll have to call Bruce Willis, tell him there’s a bomb in an elementary school; hire a bunch of bad actors with German accents; rent a bunch of dump trucks without anyone getting suspicious; and then find a way to fence all that gold. I suggest using pawn shops. They seldom asks questions and love gold bricks.
[quote]pwrlifter198 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
I got an idea! Everybody’s seen those movies where the characters commit a crime to help out a friend in need. This is the perfect opportunity!
The Plan: We rob Fort Knox of all its gold
Step 1: Doug Adams buys all of us plane tickets and we travel to Kentucky. Then Doug picks us up from the airport, buys us a suite at Red Roof Inn, and then we chill out for a few days.
Step 2: FireBug and Ouroboro seduce any and every soldier who may have access to the Gold of Fort Knox. They may have to sleep with them, but that risk comes with the job.
Step 3: Once we have the intel, Firebug and Ourboro will drive into the base and leave the car in the parking lot. Doug and I will exit the trunk of the car and then make our way to to where the Gold is stashed.
Step 4: Doug and I judo chop the guards to sleep, make our way in, by pass security, and then steal the gold.
Step 5: We return to the trunk of the car, get in the trunk, and then I’ll call Ourboro, letting her know that the gold is in our hands. The pass word would be “Mongoose Pillows”.
Step 6: Ouroboro and Firebug return to the car, driving out of Fort Knox, and we return to Red Roof Inn.
Step 7: We split the gold: 20 bars for me, 2 bars for Doug, and Ouroboro can share a bar with Firebug. We go our separate ways, exchange the gold bricks for cash, and then return to our states/countries.
Step 8: Three months later, we give PMPM whatever cash we have left.
Its like Ocean’s 11…but with 4 people and a higher chance of people dying.
Who’s in?
(If shit hits the fan, we plant evidence on Kmyce and Kimba. I’ll plant “I hate America” paraphernalia under theirs and on their myspace pages.
There is another hole in your plan Wol. Didn’t you see the Die Hard movie where they moved all the gold from Fort Knox to under the Federal Reserve. That means you’ll have to call Bruce Willis, tell him there’s a bomb in an elementary school; hire a bunch of bad actors with German accents; rent a bunch of dump trucks without anyone getting suspicious; and then find a way to fence all that gold. I suggest using pawn shops. They seldom asks questions and love gold bricks.
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You underestimate ouroboro and firebug having sex with every soldier possible at Fort Knox. And Bruce Willis is too busy jumping on to fighter jets with Justin Long as his sidekick.