Super super spartan training program:
wake up at 05:00
medium-distance Triathlon in the morning, naked, of course.
unclad breakfast 9:00
nature’s all you can eat-buffet. Live of the crispy fat of the land.
weapon training 9:05 - 12:00
protect your naked (literally) life from the spear thrusts of your drill instructors. Fend off other thrusts as well.
Spear carving and high-fiber meal 12: 00 - 13:30
spartan practise weapons shall never fall into the hands of the enemy, so while your perfecting your woodcarving technique (whilst sitting on your naked butt) you happily munch on your old spear, shaft first.
combat tactics 13:30 - 17:00
learn to effectively shove and thrust amidst a horde of sweating and grunting men.
naked wrestling 17:00 - 20:00
well, this one is obvious
happy meal and leisure 20:00 - 22:00
finally, you can enjoy a high protein snack in the seclusion of your 2-man 5square foot naturism sweat lodge (spartan military tent) .
22:00 - 5:00 night’s rest & forced night march
enjoy a nap while the drill instructor’s prepare the camp for the traditional surprise night march.
If you are lucky, the officers might instead sperate you for some “interrogation exercise”.
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Super super spartan training program:
wake up at 05:00
medium-distance Triathlon in the morning, naked, of course.
unclad breakfast 9:00
nature’s all you can eat-buffet. Live of the crispy fat of the land.
weapon training 9:05 - 12:00
protect your naked (literally) life from the spear thrusts of your drill instructors. Fend off other thrusts as well.
Spear carving and high-fiber meal 12: 00 - 13:30
spartan practise weapons shall never fall into the hands of the enemy, so while your perfecting your woodcarving technique (whilst sitting on your naked butt) you happily munch on your old spear, shaft first.
combat tactics 13:30 - 17:00
learn to effectively shove and thrust amidst a horde of sweating and grunting men.
naked wrestling 17:00 - 20:00
well, this one is obvious
happy meal and leisure 20:00 - 22:00
finally, you can enjoy a high protein snack in the seclusion of your 2-man 5square foot naturism sweat lodge (spartan military tent) .
22:00 - 5:00 night’s rest & forced night march
enjoy a nap while the drill instructor’s prepare the camp for the traditional surprise night march.
If you are lucky, the officers might instead sperate you for some “interrogation exercise”.[/quote]
roflmao!
I haven’t seen the film, but did some reading about spartans a few months ago, did the film at all tackle the male-male sexual relationships? It seems being spartan would have been a dream for all NAMBLA members.
[quote]steinnes wrote:
Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Super super spartan training program:
wake up at 05:00
medium-distance Triathlon in the morning, naked, of course.
unclad breakfast 9:00
nature’s all you can eat-buffet. Live of the crispy fat of the land.
weapon training 9:05 - 12:00
protect your naked (literally) life from the spear thrusts of your drill instructors. Fend off other thrusts as well.
Spear carving and high-fiber meal 12: 00 - 13:30
spartan practise weapons shall never fall into the hands of the enemy, so while your perfecting your woodcarving technique (whilst sitting on your naked butt) you happily munch on your old spear, shaft first.
combat tactics 13:30 - 17:00
learn to effectively shove and thrust amidst a horde of sweating and grunting men.
naked wrestling 17:00 - 20:00
well, this one is obvious
happy meal and leisure 20:00 - 22:00
finally, you can enjoy a high protein snack in the seclusion of your 2-man 5square foot naturism sweat lodge (spartan military tent) .
22:00 - 5:00 night’s rest & forced night march
enjoy a nap while the drill instructor’s prepare the camp for the traditional surprise night march.
If you are lucky, the officers might instead sperate you for some “interrogation exercise”.
roflmao!
I haven’t seen the film, but did some reading about spartans a few months ago, did the film at all tackle the male-male sexual relationships? It seems being spartan would have been a dream for all NAMBLA members.[/quote]
Actual Spartan training is mildly similar to training of the Hitler Youth.
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