You said it.
[quote]IronClaws wrote:
Stop being a smart-ass and reply to that question.
is it easy to dent the bottom of a heavy-bag, packed with dense sand, when it’s at the bottom. because it’s propped in a chair?
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I once shattered a man’s hip with my fist.
Once, I punched a 6’8 bouncer in the head and cracked his skull.
My punches are so hard that when I spar, my opponents wear kevlar.
I go through 12 heavy bags a year. The last one was made of cast iron.
The bones in my hand are so hard that when I throw a hammer on it, the hammer shatters.
I can cut down a tree with one swing of my katana.
I do use a sledgehammer occasionally… Usually it’s as a favor to a friend of mine who demolishes skyscrapers.
A dude once shot at me. I blocked the bullet with double forearm defense, and threw a punch at the gun. His hand exploded.
The last time I fought professionally I ended the fight in 13 seconds. I threw a jab, my opponent blocked it with his forearms, and all the bones in his arms and face promptly shattered. I have since been barred from professional competition, and my opponent has been in a coma since '94.
Steven Seagal would be damn proud.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
[quote]IronClaws wrote:
Stop being a smart-ass and reply to that question.
is it easy to dent the bottom of a heavy-bag, packed with dense sand, when it’s at the bottom. because it’s propped in a chair?
[/quote]
I once shattered a man’s hip with my fist.
Once, I punched a 6’8 bouncer in the head and cracked his skull.
My punches are so hard that when I spar, my opponents wear kevlar.
I go through 12 heavy bags a year. The last one was made of cast iron.
The bones in my hand are so hard that when I throw a hammer on it, the hammer shatters.
I can cut down a tree with one swing of my katana.
I do use a sledgehammer occasionally… Usually it’s as a favor to a friend of mine who demolishes skyscrapers.
A dude once shot at me. I blocked the bullet with double forearm defense, and threw a punch at the gun. His hand exploded.
The last time I fought professionally I ended the fight in 13 seconds. I threw a jab, my opponent blocked it with his forearms, and all the bones in his arms and face promptly shattered. I have since been barred from professional competition, and my opponent has been in a coma since '94.[/quote]
I can also speak French… in Russian
Just watched this over on GAL. IronClaws should totally get down on this shit.
Actually, it’s kinda awesome. Pointless, yet awesome.
[quote]batman730 wrote:
Just watched this over on GAL. IronClaws should totally get down on this shit.
Actually, it’s kinda awesome. Pointless, yet awesome. [/quote]
they must be IronClaws cousins.