i’m a p.e. teacher and three times a year during physical fitness testing i run the mile with the kids to show them that my fat ass can actually move pretty quick. i can still run the four quarter my laps on my track in 6 minutes. [/quote]
You posted numbers…video or it never happened ;)[/quote]
i’ll be sure to video the next time i fitness test with the kids for all the haters out there. [/quote]
LMAO
This will surely go down as one of the most epic videos posted on T-Nation.
So many stereotypes will be destroyed.
That said, running is for crazy people, much like hockey and golf.[/quote]
don’t get me wrong… i’m no runner. i got big so i didn’t have to run anymore. but i can still get up and go if i need to. i still “run” on a daily basis with the kids but i don’t throw on a pair of booty shorts cut up the sides to my junk, sport a cool head band and camel pack though.[/quote]
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol
i’m a p.e. teacher and three times a year during physical fitness testing i run the mile with the kids to show them that my fat ass can actually move pretty quick. i can still run the four quarter my laps on my track in 6 minutes. [/quote]
You posted numbers…video or it never happened ;)[/quote]
i’ll be sure to video the next time i fitness test with the kids for all the haters out there. [/quote]
LMAO
This will surely go down as one of the most epic videos posted on T-Nation.
So many stereotypes will be destroyed.
That said, running is for crazy people, much like hockey and golf.[/quote]
don’t get me wrong… i’m no runner. i got big so i didn’t have to run anymore. but i can still get up and go if i need to. i still “run” on a daily basis with the kids but i don’t throw on a pair of booty shorts cut up the sides to my junk, sport a cool head band and camel pack though.[/quote]
I’m with MM,I believe his words on running the mile in 6m, OP in my opinion is good if ALL we could think out of the can with open mind,yes this is a BB forum but out of the gym there are big people who makes a sport (objectively comparable performances)who are big,strong and can run pretty fast a/o pretty long (stamina),this is an american based forum so why don’t you look to ANY (but punters&kickers)NHL athletes or NHL???
ok, the point is that BB means “look”,you have to be BIG&ripped to the bones so athletics performances are not a must.
(this doesn’t mean that bbers are weak or slow,I don’t think so).
in many strenght/fast speed sports yes.
so I don’t care if Ronnie can run the 40yds rush in 4 sec or if Cutler could bullrush a lineman (don’t think so,anyway LOL) but I appreciate the BIG man who can lift heavy AND move theirself pretty quick.
that all.
[quote]buzza wrote:
I’m with MM,I believe his words on running the mile in 6m, OP in my opinion is good if ALL we could think out of the can with open mind,yes this is a BB forum but out of the gym there are big people who makes a sport (objectively comparable performances)who are big,strong and can run pretty fast a/o pretty long (stamina),this is an american based forum so why don’t you look to ANY (but punters&kickers)NHL athletes or NHL???
ok, the point is that BB means “look”,you have to be BIG&ripped to the bones so athletics performances are not a must.
(this doesn’t mean that bbers are weak or slow,I don’t think so).
in many strenght/fast speed sports yes.
so I don’t care if Ronnie can run the 40yds rush in 4 sec or if Cutler could bullrush a lineman (don’t think so,anyway LOL) but I appreciate the BIG man who can lift heavy AND move theirself pretty quick.
that all.[/quote]
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
MM “He was just being a little bitch.”
[/quote]
we aren’t allowed to play dodgeball anymore. it’s considered a “combat” sport. you can no longer throw a ball at a person anymore.
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
MM “He was just being a little bitch.”
[/quote]
we aren’t allowed to play dodgeball anymore. it’s considered a “combat” sport. you can no longer throw a ball at a person anymore.
[/quote]
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
MM “He was just being a little bitch.”
[/quote]
we aren’t allowed to play dodgeball anymore. it’s considered a “combat” sport. you can no longer throw a ball at a person anymore.
[/quote]
what is this world coming to when you cant play a little combat sports with your friends? Thats horse shit… horse shit i tell you.
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
MM “He was just being a little bitch.”
[/quote]
we aren’t allowed to play dodgeball anymore. it’s considered a “combat” sport. you can no longer throw a ball at a person anymore.
[/quote]
gym without dodgeball sounds blasphemous
[/quote]
I spiked a volleyball off a fat chicks head in highschool, and then off her chest like three “plays” later.
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
MM “He was just being a little bitch.”
[/quote]
we aren’t allowed to play dodgeball anymore. it’s considered a “combat” sport. you can no longer throw a ball at a person anymore.
[/quote]
gym without dodgeball sounds blasphemous
[/quote]
we also don’t do the presidential or national fitness tests anymore. they are now considered tests of “athleticism”. now we have very watered down tests. for example, with the presidential test, a student has to do a pullup. this is a great skill to have. everyone should be able to pull themselves up to a bar. now we have the assisted pullup where a student lays on a mat under the bar and they only have to lift their upper body up to the bar.
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
MM “He was just being a little bitch.”
[/quote]
we aren’t allowed to play dodgeball anymore. it’s considered a “combat” sport. you can no longer throw a ball at a person anymore.
[/quote]
On a more serious/heart-warming note:
MM I love you and would believe you if you said you went 800/600/750 in a raw dog meet this weekend without videos. I’ve also worked with students (mainly high school), and I’ve administered multiple military physical fitness tests and my two best scores last year were 5:45 and 6:02 miles (both guys were athletes who will be attending military academies and probably 70 to 100 lbs lighter than you)…
A video of you running a 6-minute mile would blow minds around teh web
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
MM “He was just being a little bitch.”
[/quote]
we aren’t allowed to play dodgeball anymore. it’s considered a “combat” sport. you can no longer throw a ball at a person anymore.
[/quote]
Wait-- how are you supposed to cull out the weak?
[/quote]
[quote]maraudermeat wrote:
i think a lot of people would be amazed at what i can actually do outside of just lifting a bar. i’ve been a p.e. teacher for 11 years and everyday i’m in my gym or out on the field doing whatever activity the kids are doing.
[/quote]
Am I the only one who imagined MM absolutely destroying kids in Dodgeball? Lol[/quote]
Principal “So what happened here”
Jimmy “He Threw the ball really hard at me”
MM “Called Dodgeball, Hoss. YOU’RE supposed to move.”
Principal “But other children report that you threw another while jimmy was laying on the ground crying?”
MM “He was just being a little bitch.”
[/quote]
we aren’t allowed to play dodgeball anymore. it’s considered a “combat” sport. you can no longer throw a ball at a person anymore.
[/quote]
gym without dodgeball sounds blasphemous
[/quote]
we also don’t do the presidential or national fitness tests anymore. they are now considered tests of “athleticism”. now we have very watered down tests. for example, with the presidential test, a student has to do a pullup. this is a great skill to have. everyone should be able to pull themselves up to a bar. now we have the assisted pullup where a student lays on a mat under the bar and they only have to lift their upper body up to the bar.
times are a change’n. chins are multiply’n. [/quote]
Im gonna just go ahead and assume they arent allowed to play smear the queer anymore? that game used to be awesome, especially before queer automatically meant ghey
