So Am I Fat Or What?

[quote]brads1111 wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
This is about a six month old picture of me. I haven’t changed much.

I can’t believe that guy keeps saying “fatty fat fat.” That’s awesome! Seriously brother, I wanted to grow a stache like that but I was convinced that I’d look like a child molester. I was doing it as a joke. Is that serious? To each his own. Are you from Texas or the South somewhere?

The belt leads me to believe this. Your waist is 36" but your hips are 37"? Do you have a case of NoAssAtAll? My waist is 40" and my hips are 47". I’m like a black chick with this think. Squats and deads kid. I don’t know how people’s hips and waist are the same like that. The stache is very cowboy though.[/quote]

I have a big ass, but like I said, I think she measured my hips very high, how many girls from a step aerobics class do you think are gonna touch a dudes ass?

I am hoping the softball chick will.

Do the kick-boxing class instead; way better! Yes, thoses measurement are big imo.

[quote]TheWookie wrote:
I can’t tell if your fat. Perhaps if you held up a shoe.

BarneyFifeBalla3 wrote:
Today in my step aerobics class at college, we had to take a waist and hip measurement. I don’t think the little gal that was measuring me probably did things quite right, but my hips are 37 inches, and my waist is 36 inches.

I am 5’10 and 195. We are supposebly going to take a body fat percentage measurement, but is it bad that my waist and hips are that big?

The moustache was for a contest. Each person grew one so you can tell that person is a balla. But i appreciate yall bustin on me,really thanks alot not like i didnt get it when i was younger.

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See, I just wanted to know if I was fat or not. Not what my body fat percentage was. And I dont wear them kinda shoes.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
TheWookie wrote:
I can’t tell if your fat. Perhaps if you held up a shoe.

BarneyFifeBalla3 wrote:
Today in my step aerobics class at college, we had to take a waist and hip measurement. I don’t think the little gal that was measuring me probably did things quite right, but my hips are 37 inches, and my waist is 36 inches.

I am 5’10 and 195. We are supposebly going to take a body fat percentage measurement, but is it bad that my waist and hips are that big?

The moustache was for a contest. Each person grew one so you can tell that person is a balla. But i appreciate yall bustin on me,really thanks alot not like i didnt get it when i was younger.

See, I just wanted to know if I was fat or not. Not what my body fat percentage was. And I dont wear them kinda shoes.
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Them there shoes ain’t for wearing. They be for measuring bodyfat.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Was this just another opportunity to show off the hair on your upper lip? [/quote]

This was a really good line and needed to be acknowledged

I think you could use to tighten up your midsection. My hips are 37.5" and my waist is 31.5" at 5’11" and I’m pushing 40.

How much can your Mustache Squat?

haha thats fat are you kidding me. Ever seen bodybuilders when they are offseason? you dont even come close. I thought this was a bodybuilding website. I am twig myself and have genetics (which i curse everyday) for being lean, I mean when I stop working out I loose wight not gain any fat.

You are taking your build for granted bulk, lift and then when you are much much heavier decide to cut. Hell I have abs now but Id gladly trade them for more poundage (working on that right now)

With the numbers I’de say yea your fat. Im 5-10 200lb 32inch waist. But the pic does’nt look fat. I’de say the lady measuring you didn’t have a clue. P.S I took a yoga class guys in college and let me tell you being the only man with 20 girls with enough self image to be in skimpy clothes was priceless:) being on the receiving end of the downward dog is the best education money can buy!

[quote]jbodzin wrote:
How much can your Mustache Squat?[/quote]

How much does a thick softball chick weigh?

[quote]Jack Squat wrote:
With the numbers I’de say yea your fat. [/quote]

Do some of you even work on building muscle at all?

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
jbodzin wrote:
How much can your Mustache Squat?

How much does a thick softball chick weigh?[/quote]

That, Sir, was awesome.

[quote]Jack Squat wrote:
With the numbers I’de say yea your fat…I’de say the lady measuring you didn’t have a clue. ![/quote]

I’d say you don’t either

[quote]Professor X wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:

Squats are thrown in some, but not a big focus.

That would make sense. Many guys who lift weights might be lean but could never fit in a 32" pair of jeans. One of my legs nearly measures that much.[/quote]

I have a 32" waist but have to buy at least 36" to get my ass and thighs in it.

[quote]MrTangerineSpedo wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
jbodzin wrote:
How much can your Mustache Squat?

How much does a thick softball chick weigh?

That, Sir, was awesome.[/quote]

Agreed! It was Awesome indeed!

Are we turning into a bunch of women or what? Asking if we look fat?

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
X-Factor wrote:
He has thick obliques. I’m assuming you dead and squat frequently right?

I deadlift very frequently, and heavy.
Squats are thrown in some, but not a big focus.

I think the girl probably measured me wrong.

I wear 33x32 pant size.

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I see your problem, your jeans are too short. You should be wearing 36x32. The longer legs will help your waist size. Good luck with that.

DB

We took a caliper measurement today, which I know isn’t the best, but it is pretty good. It put me a 9.8%.

[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
This is about a six month old picture of me. I haven’t changed much.[/quote]

who wants a moustache ride?

oh, me me me me

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
X-Factor wrote:
He has thick obliques. I’m assuming you dead and squat frequently right?

I deadlift very frequently, and heavy.
Squats are thrown in some, but not a big focus.

I think the girl probably measured me wrong.

I wear 33x32 pant size.

I see your problem, your jeans are too short. You should be wearing 36x32. The longer legs will help your waist size. Good luck with that.

DB[/quote]

WTF? Since when does the inseam come first in pants sizes?

Yes, changing from 33x32 to 36x32 will help his waist size – because the first number IS waist size.