- Doing a concentration curl when no one is looking.
i hear ya. every so often i’ll perform a couple of vanity movements, and the concentration curl has always been a fave
[quote]masterblaster wrote:
Busting pimples and smelling farts are not, I repeat, NOT simple pleasures.
MB[/quote]
I have only met a couple of men who say that they dont enjoy farting or even occasionally feel proud about the odour they produce.
These men are the same ones that claim never to have masturbated.
[quote]helga wrote:
masterblaster wrote:
Busting pimples and smelling farts are not, I repeat, NOT simple pleasures.
MB
I have only met a couple of men who say that they dont enjoy farting or even occasionally feel proud about the odour they produce.
These men are the same ones that claim never to have masturbated.[/quote]
You crack me up…
So, how long after you meet a bloke do you start talking about farts and spanking?
I enjoy:
Play-wrestling/grappling with young kids, getting a suprise ride home from work or to the gym instead of walking or bussing it, waking up on a saturday morning and knowing I have no work to go to or no grappling to do, early morning workouts while basking in the rising sun, Christmas morning, relaxing at a friend’s BBQ, cracking of my back and neck, a burger and fries and a slice of cheesecake with a bunch of friends at a restauraunt
I could go on and on.
[quote]helga wrote:
masterblaster wrote:
Busting pimples and smelling farts are not, I repeat, NOT simple pleasures.
MB
I have only met a couple of men who say that they dont enjoy farting or even occasionally feel proud about the odour they produce.
These men are the same ones that claim never to have masturbated.[/quote]
So let me get this straight. One can be a masterblaster, and one can be a masturbator, but one can’t be a masterblaster masturbator? I always hoped I could master blasting and bating if I put my mind to it.
A coffee buzz, first thing in the morning on an empty stomach, is a beautiful thing.
Not to mention a cold beer on a warm day.
That warm feeling you get when you break the ice from a girl you just met at the bar or wherever and she is comfortable enough around you that she initiates some type of slight physical contact - like brushing her hand on your arm or leg.
Carousing threw the city being an alpha dog in your pack of friends.
Ahh the joys in life.
[quote]helga wrote:
I was in the shower at the gym yesterday morning and as I was washing my back I felt something on my scap. It felt familiar but foreign all at the same time. I nearly twisted my neck off to see what it was but I mnaged to see a pimple just waiting to explode.
I used to have reasonably bad acne but I have not had a decent pimple on my back in about 6 years. I used to hate the pussy bastards but I got kind of excited when I saw that thing. I reached around and gave it a little squeeze.
I felt the little explosion and heard that popping sound that probably doesnt exist but you just know is there. Having just got out of a nice warm shower my skin was soft and supple and that little pimple shot a clean little ball of pus onto my finger.
I dont know why but squeezing that pimple made me feel good. I am still glad that I no longer have the skin that I use to have, but that one pimple bought me a few second of joy.
I guess it is like when you are all by yourself and you do a fart that is absolutely disgusting but you just cant stop sniffing in that smell and feeling proud.
I know that I am not alone on this one.
What are the simple/stupid/bizarre things that give you the simple pleasures in life?[/quote]
Duuuuuuuuuude i know exactly how u feel.i use to have bad acne on my shoulders,really big fuckas.
Id be at work and feel it and actually get exited i got to go home and pop it.
When it explodes and hits the mirror with force i use to feel so proud 
Must be this part of the world which makes us a bit strange eh mate?
As u would know helga we have been getting some mighty fuckin cold frosty morning’s so i love getting up early and going for a drive and just enjoying the scenery (kinds gay i know) but i enjoy it.
Also when i go to the gym and there is no hero’s training or talking shit as they usually do and just me and 2-3 hotties lifting.
Peace
K of K
[quote]pushharder wrote:
One of mine with a slight modification: The smell of a naked woman’s perfume as she walks past.[/quote]
of all people, you should know, that is NOT perfume
this is a refreshingly good thread though
i don’t what it is lately, but there are now three kinds of threads.
- good threads like this
- crappy threads like most of them
- the new “consumption” threads regarding the best ways to mix and cycle HOT-ROX Extreme, creatine, alcohol, Carbolin 19, grapefruit juice, REZ-V, and anal lube
[quote]BASTARD GUY wrote:
i don’t what it is lately, but there are now three kinds of threads.
- good threads like this
- crappy threads like most of them
- the new “consumption” threads regarding the best ways to mix and cycle HOT-ROX Extreme, creatine, alcohol, Carbolin 19, grapefruit juice, REZ-V, and anal lube[/quote]
Thats why I started the thread. There has been too much crap lately. I have even been so bored with the threads at times that I have actually done some work!
[quote]duke wrote:
You crack me up…
So, how long after you meet a bloke do you start talking about farts and spanking?
[/quote]
It usually happens instantly. While shaking a mans hand you look specifically at his grip and ask ‘so, you wank a lot do you’. It is amazing the information that they will tell you from that point.
Just dont wink while you are doing it or he may want to give you a demonstration of his abilities.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Getting my knife blade so sharp I can shave with it.
[/quote]
All of my knives are kept like this.
[quote]jjblaze wrote:
So let me get this straight. One can be a masterblaster, and one can be a masturbator, but one can’t be a masterblaster masturbator? I always hoped I could master blasting and bating if I put my mind to it. [/quote]
You certainly can be a masterblaster masturbator. It is called a masterblasterbator.
You know that you have reached this level when you can wank and fart at the same time without shitting or cumming on yourself.
This is an easy one to chime in on:
-Starting a new mesocycle with new execises and/or rep/sets
-Finishing up my training for the day and having that first bit of Surge hit my tounge
-Having a few Guinnesses with a nice filet mignon and a boatload of steamed vegetables
-The sexy smell of a female
-Night driving down empty, dark highways with the music going
-Getting drunk and rocking out to metal
-Labradors
-Knowing that I am not the norm
-So many more…
Sitting under the stars in my backyard, with a nice campfire going, and my wife cuddled up to me.
Bonus: If her hand is in the right place.
Meeting random people. Today in Barnes and Noble cafe I met a random music composer.
When my parents leave the house and I’m home alone, looking at as much porn as possible on the computer. (I’m 15) Or when they leave going to the basement and blasting some death or black metal in the surround sound.
[quote]masterblaster wrote:
helga wrote:
“getting a blow job when you didn’t plan for it”
MB[/quote]
How do you plan for it? Do these transactions involve cash?