I was in the shower at the gym yesterday morning and as I was washing my back I felt something on my scap. It felt familiar but foreign all at the same time. I nearly twisted my neck off to see what it was but I mnaged to see a pimple just waiting to explode.
I used to have reasonably bad acne but I have not had a decent pimple on my back in about 6 years. I used to hate the pussy bastards but I got kind of excited when I saw that thing. I reached around and gave it a little squeeze.
I felt the little explosion and heard that popping sound that probably doesnt exist but you just know is there. Having just got out of a nice warm shower my skin was soft and supple and that little pimple shot a clean little ball of pus onto my finger.
I dont know why but squeezing that pimple made me feel good. I am still glad that I no longer have the skin that I use to have, but that one pimple bought me a few second of joy.
I guess it is like when you are all by yourself and you do a fart that is absolutely disgusting but you just cant stop sniffing in that smell and feeling proud.
I know that I am not alone on this one.
What are the simple/stupid/bizarre things that give you the simple pleasures in life?
What the hell!?
Dude, some thoughts need to be kept private… far too descriptive…
Simple pleasures:
Sleeping in on a cold winter morning.
Cooking a T-bone on the barbeque with a beer in my hand.
playing poker all night with mates.
walking out in the morning sunshine to gather the paper from the driveway so I can read it while having eggs and bacon.
The smell of a womans perfume as she walks past.
Many, many more and not a pimple in sight.
Life is good Helga.
[quote]helga wrote:
I guess it is like when you are all by yourself and you do a fart that is absolutely disgusting but you just cant stop sniffing in that smell and feeling proud.
I know that I am not alone on this one.
Amen. I like your style. No, you are not alone at all. There are simple pleasures like Duke mentioned, pleasures that often involve good company, good food, and good drink. And then there are the simple, crude bodily function pleasures of life. A nice balance of both pleasure subsets makes for a very good life indeed.
Helga I think you and Agent Orange enjoy the same kinds of things. At least they do not hurt anyone or aren?t illegal. I am more in line with the duke and Bauer and Jblaze . But what ever enjoy.
Watching your old man step in a fresh steaming pile of dogshit on the way into church and hearing a tirade of obscenities as old ladies and the priest look on.
Walking down the street behind someone who has toilet paper sticking out of their pants.
Seeing your teacher’s dentures pop loose during class.
Ripping a major fart into an airplane seat.
Doing a concentration curl when no one is looking.
Having a state trooper come up behind you with lights flashing and having go by and nail the bastard in front of you.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Eating pepperoni pizza while laying on the floor watching football on a weekend.
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Whoa! Definitely a fav of mine. On a cold ass Saturday no less. I can’t wait for football season.
Yep. With the snow blowing sideways and the skies a deep gray and your wife making you a fried egg sandwich.
[Edit] Actually a combo of above mentioned simple pleasures works: With the snow blowing sideways and the skies a deep gray and the smell of a naked woman’s perfume as she walks towards you bringing you a fried egg sandwich.[/quote]
[quote]pushharder wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Eating pepperoni pizza while laying on the floor watching football on a weekend.
quote]
Whoa! Definitely a fav of mine. On a cold ass Saturday no less. I can’t wait for football season.
Yep. With the snow blowing sideways and the skies a deep gray and your wife making you a fried egg sandwich.
[Edit] Actually a combo of above mentioned simple pleasures works: With the snow blowing sideways and the skies a deep gray and the smell of a naked woman’s perfume as she walks towards you bringing you a fried egg sandwich.[/quote]
The fried egg smell doesn’t obliterate the perfume? Haha!
[quote]helga wrote:
I was in the shower at the gym yesterday morning and as I was washing my back I felt something on my scap. It felt familiar but foreign all at the same time. I nearly twisted my neck off to see what it was but I mnaged to see a pimple just waiting to explode.
I used to have reasonably bad acne but I have not had a decent pimple on my back in about 6 years. I used to hate the pussy bastards but I got kind of excited when I saw that thing. I reached around and gave it a little squeeze.
I felt the little explosion and heard that popping sound that probably doesnt exist but you just know is there. Having just got out of a nice warm shower my skin was soft and supple and that little pimple shot a clean little ball of pus onto my finger.
I dont know why but squeezing that pimple made me feel good. I am still glad that I no longer have the skin that I use to have, but that one pimple bought me a few second of joy.
I guess it is like when you are all by yourself and you do a fart that is absolutely disgusting but you just cant stop sniffing in that smell and feeling proud.
I know that I am not alone on this one.
What are the simple/stupid/bizarre things that give you the simple pleasures in life?[/quote]
Dude, get a hobby or make some friends…staying home to smell your own farts and then enjoying it sounds pretty pathetic.
Simple pleasures are stuff like hearing children laugh or watching kids play or watching the birds fly on a sunny clear day or watching a cat stalk prey through the tall grass or biting into a juicy steak when you’re starving or drinking an ice cold beer on a super hot day or getting a blow job when you didn’t plan for it or, well, I guess I’ve made my point.
Busting pimples and smelling farts are not, I repeat, NOT simple pleasures.
[quote]masterblaster wrote:
helga wrote:
I was in the shower at the gym yesterday morning and as I was washing my back I felt something on my scap. It felt familiar but foreign all at the same time. I nearly twisted my neck off to see what it was but I mnaged to see a pimple just waiting to explode.
I used to have reasonably bad acne but I have not had a decent pimple on my back in about 6 years. I used to hate the pussy bastards but I got kind of excited when I saw that thing. I reached around and gave it a little squeeze.
I felt the little explosion and heard that popping sound that probably doesnt exist but you just know is there. Having just got out of a nice warm shower my skin was soft and supple and that little pimple shot a clean little ball of pus onto my finger.
I dont know why but squeezing that pimple made me feel good. I am still glad that I no longer have the skin that I use to have, but that one pimple bought me a few second of joy.
I guess it is like when you are all by yourself and you do a fart that is absolutely disgusting but you just cant stop sniffing in that smell and feeling proud.
I know that I am not alone on this one.
What are the simple/stupid/bizarre things that give you the simple pleasures in life?
Dude, get a hobby or make some friends…staying home to smell your own farts and then enjoying it sounds pretty pathetic.
Simple pleasures are stuff like hearing children laugh or watching kids play or watching the birds fly on a sunny clear day or watching a cat stalk prey through the tall grass or biting into a juicy steak when you’re starving or drinking an ice cold beer on a super hot day or getting a blow job when you didn’t plan for it or, well, I guess I’ve made my point.
Busting pimples and smelling farts are not, I repeat, NOT simple pleasures.
MB[/quote]
A simple pleasure for me is pointing out when someone has been an asshat.
