Like us, you can still be beautiful on the inside.
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Call the fire brigade, that was a major burn !! Lmao
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Way to call attention to it mate…it applies just as much to you =)
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I know and it is still make it me grin inanely like a village idiots. Love it
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These young punks will be lucky to be half as amazing and attractive as we are in our more mature years.
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Mature is a nice workaround for the word ancient.
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I do admire both of your strength levels though and that is not sarcastic.
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Ouch, man. Ouch.
But also, this was hilariously worded for a non-native speaker. Nicely done.
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Absolute mate. Being serious now, how many people do you work with or are friends with, that are just a lazy mess at our age. We not really special but it shows that with work and consistency you don’t have to be a slob.
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At our relative age? Almost all of them are a lazy mess compared to me. There are a couple exceptions I can think of, but even that usually means he/she goes cycling or runs religiously. One mate at work is actually an avid lifter like me, but I am loads stronger than he is.
So relatively speaking, we are something special.
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You ever looked at the insides of people? It’s not pretty.
If you knew how many dead prostitute spleens I have in my freezer, your head would absolutely spin. Each and every one of them a thing of beauty.
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Speak for yourself, my esophagus is beautiful.
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Now that took a weird turn really quickly 
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says the guy with the beautiful esophagus.
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Yeah I often tried but it’s a) difficult and b) scary.
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Yea I quickly backed out of that convo haha!
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Sorry if I went too far with the dead hooker jokes. Maybe you have some loved ones who are dead hookers.
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They prefer the word courtesan.
Ok, this is the first thing I see here. Just checking in. Saw the toe too. Broke a couple myself about 6 months ago. Jumping into a lake from high up after consuming lots of malt liquor and brandy was involved.