Every time my wife and I get into an argument, I tell her if she keeps it up I’m going to punch her head clean off her body. She doesn’t think I can do it.
Only one way to find out.
VOIDH
^Yup. Thats the only way to settle it. Then when it does happen, you can rub her face in it. Which should be easy since its off her body.
No no no…you need to Ultimate Warrior this shit. Build a dummy out of ballistics gel like they do in the show, make sure to fill it with pig organs/blood/bone/ etc…, paint a replica of her head on it, and make her watch as her likeness is dismantled.
I believe many sammiches will be forth coming.
I dont think you can do it.
in fact, I double dog dare you to do it~
Forget that shit… do this instead.
You’ll have my respect if you do it back-handed.
Sigh
Alright, guys. Only 1 thing left to be done. BRB.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Forget that shit… do this instead.[/quote]
I want to do this so bad now.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Forget that shit… do this instead.[/quote]
Full video. Pretty funny stuff.
Make sure you do it with your pipe
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Forget that shit… do this instead.[/quote]
That could be the greatest invention since fire.
PIIHB
[quote]mbdix wrote:
PIIHB[/quote]
x2
IDK how old your wife is, but Most men totally forget because they are so blinded by love at first, that Women’s testoserone levels increase as they get in their late
20’s to mid 30’s… The Double Edged Sword of the Peak BITCH time, but also Peak Sex time.
Can’t have your cake and eat it too Bud…deal with it.
But here’s a good head smash…
[quote]Chushin wrote:
How can we possibly answer without knowing such vital info as your respective heights and weights, how many lbs per sq inch you can bring to bear, the circumference of your wife’s neck, etc?
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It always comes down to math dosen’t it?
[quote]Chushin wrote:
How can we possibly answer without knowing such vital info as your respective heights and weights, how many lbs per sq inch you can bring to bear, the circumference of your wife’s neck, etc?
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I know a little about the OP’s stats, like, for instance, he’s one lanky motherfucker … so I’m assuming he also has kids since he is, as his name explicitly states, fucking a mother, which I’m assuming, obviously, is his wife. That being said, I’m assuming that she must have a modicum of toughness based on two observations: 1.) she has, allegedly, given birth and b.) she is having intimate relations with someone who identifies himself as a “motherfucker” which doesn’t give the indication of him being a tender lover. So, we must assume that she is able to take some punishment (sorry LankyMofo for this explanation in advance, I swear it’s leading up to something).
From these observations we can reasonably assume that, from the punishment she has been given by her mate, she must have developed strong neck muscles by controlling her head and neck from whipping back and forth from the love-thrashing dealt by her LankyMofo … and given that he is indeed lanky, as implied by his name again, I’m assuming the force generated in each thrust is substantially more than one of average height.
Now, multiply this by the length of time her and Mr. Mofo have been involved intimately, we can reasonably assume she can, indeed, absorb a substantially higher amount of force, which we can assume, again from Mr. Mofo’s self description as being one who is Lanky, that Mr. Mofo can indeed generate, whether while performing his spousal duties or while attempting to knock her head off her shoulders (which I believe was the original argument).
Basically, it’s gonna be like a freight train running into a mountain.
This is what’s called for in my opinion.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
How can we possibly answer without knowing such vital info as your respective heights and weights, how many lbs per sq inch you can bring to bear, the circumference of your wife’s neck, etc?
[/quote]
I know a little about the OP’s stats, like, for instance, he’s one lanky motherfucker … so I’m assuming he also has kids since he is, as his name explicitly states, fucking a mother, which I’m assuming, obviously, is his wife. That being said, I’m assuming that she must have a modicum of toughness based on two observations: 1.) she has, allegedly, given birth and b.) she is having intimate relations with someone who identifies himself as a “motherfucker” which doesn’t give the indication of him being a tender lover. So, we must assume that she is able to take some punishment (sorry LankyMofo for this explanation in advance, I swear it’s leading up to something).
From these observations we can reasonably assume that, from the punishment she has been given by her mate, she must have developed strong neck muscles by controlling her head and neck from whipping back and forth from the love-thrashing dealt by her LankyMofo … and given that he is indeed lanky, as implied by his name again, I’m assuming the force generated in each thrust is substantially more than one of average height.
Now, multiply this by the length of time her and Mr. Mofo have been involved intimately, we can reasonably assume she can, indeed, absorb a substantially higher amount of force, which we can assume, again from Mr. Mofo’s self description as being one who is Lanky, that Mr. Mofo can indeed generate, whether while performing his spousal duties or while attempting to knock her head off her shoulders (which I believe was the original argument).
Basically, it’s gonna be like a freight train running into a mountain.[/quote]
Balderdash and poppycock my good man puffs old man pipe for effect He could at best slap the lips off her face, perhaps a good ear boxing.