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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
How can we possibly answer without knowing such vital info as your respective heights and weights, how many lbs per sq inch you can bring to bear, the circumference of your wife’s neck, etc?
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I know a little about the OP’s stats, like, for instance, he’s one lanky motherfucker … so I’m assuming he also has kids since he is, as his name explicitly states, fucking a mother, which I’m assuming, obviously, is his wife. That being said, I’m assuming that she must have a modicum of toughness based on two observations: 1.) she has, allegedly, given birth and b.) she is having intimate relations with someone who identifies himself as a “motherfucker” which doesn’t give the indication of him being a tender lover. So, we must assume that she is able to take some punishment (sorry LankyMofo for this explanation in advance, I swear it’s leading up to something).

From these observations we can reasonably assume that, from the punishment she has been given by her mate, she must have developed strong neck muscles by controlling her head and neck from whipping back and forth from the love-thrashing dealt by her LankyMofo … and given that he is indeed lanky, as implied by his name again, I’m assuming the force generated in each thrust is substantially more than one of average height.

Now, multiply this by the length of time her and Mr. Mofo have been involved intimately, we can reasonably assume she can, indeed, absorb a substantially higher amount of force, which we can assume, again from Mr. Mofo’s self description as being one who is Lanky, that Mr. Mofo can indeed generate, whether while performing his spousal duties or while attempting to knock her head off her shoulders (which I believe was the original argument).

Basically, it’s gonna be like a freight train running into a mountain.[/quote]

Very well said. Do ye have faith in ole’ Lank or not?

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Reading conservative blogs and listening to Best of Phil Collins #living

Do you like me ID?

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[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Reading conservative blogs and listening to Best of Phil Collins #living

Do you like me ID? [/quote]

Do you want me to?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Reading conservative blogs and listening to Best of Phil Collins #living

Do you like me ID? [/quote]

Do you want me to?[/quote]
I want you to

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
How can we possibly answer without knowing such vital info as your respective heights and weights, how many lbs per sq inch you can bring to bear, the circumference of your wife’s neck, etc?
[/quote]

I know a little about the OP’s stats, like, for instance, he’s one lanky motherfucker … so I’m assuming he also has kids since he is, as his name explicitly states, fucking a mother, which I’m assuming, obviously, is his wife. That being said, I’m assuming that she must have a modicum of toughness based on two observations: 1.) she has, allegedly, given birth and b.) she is having intimate relations with someone who identifies himself as a “motherfucker” which doesn’t give the indication of him being a tender lover. So, we must assume that she is able to take some punishment (sorry LankyMofo for this explanation in advance, I swear it’s leading up to something).

From these observations we can reasonably assume that, from the punishment she has been given by her mate, she must have developed strong neck muscles by controlling her head and neck from whipping back and forth from the love-thrashing dealt by her LankyMofo … and given that he is indeed lanky, as implied by his name again, I’m assuming the force generated in each thrust is substantially more than one of average height.

Now, multiply this by the length of time her and Mr. Mofo have been involved intimately, we can reasonably assume she can, indeed, absorb a substantially higher amount of force, which we can assume, again from Mr. Mofo’s self description as being one who is Lanky, that Mr. Mofo can indeed generate, whether while performing his spousal duties or while attempting to knock her head off her shoulders (which I believe was the original argument).

Basically, it’s gonna be like a freight train running into a mountain.[/quote]

Very well said. Do ye have faith in ole’ Lank or not?

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just based on leverage I’d wager in your favor, my good man.

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whats the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the battered wives shelter?

the dishes, if she knows whats good for her~

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New debate - lately I’ve been telling her that I could bear hug her so hard I’d split her in half. Like my arms are scissors or something.

What do ya’ll think?

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Yep.

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I can see a snap and a fold, but not a slice

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Every time my wife and I get into an argument, I tell her if she keeps it up I’m going to punch her head clean off her body. She doesn’t think I can do it.

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You have to ask yourself one serious question first…

Is it EVER OK to hit a female?

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[quote]Yogi wrote:
I can see a snap and a fold, but not a slice[/quote]

But lanky arms might be thin enough.

My girl has recently discovered CT Fletcher… picture a 5’ tall, 120 lb asian chick w/ glasses that never stops smiling saying, “Well, if you don’t like it, motherfucker, get the fuck on!” and then giggling.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
New debate - lately I’ve been telling her that I could bear hug her so hard I’d split her in half. Like my arms are scissors or something.

What do ya’ll think?[/quote]

Well since you obviously failed to knock her head off a year ago, I have my doubts, good sir…

Unless you’ve been training for it…