Isn’t this what the Charles Atlas workout from the comic books is based on? I bet you don’t get sand kicked in your face anymore, and plenty of one dimensional beach babes flock to you. Also, who elected that dude the most perfectly developed man?
[quote]Short Hoss wrote:
So the genus Homo has spent two million; 2 MILLION YEARS evolving to this?
What in the fuck happened?[/quote]
I laughed because you wrote ‘homo’.
We’re worse off than you thought.
(When I skimmed it I thought you said “This genius is a homo.”)
I invented something too.
well we have a tree outside with these lil orange collored balls on it
well I found out that you can eat them
and what else if I take the seeds out and squeeze them really hard theres an orange colored water that comes out of it and you can drink it and it makes you feel really good.
I call it tree water
good huh
[quote]Nich wrote:
I invented something too.
well we have a tree outside with these lil orange collored balls on it
well I found out that you can eat them
and what else if I take the seeds out and squeeze them really hard theres an orange colored water that comes out of it and you can drink it and it makes you feel really good.
I call it tree water
good huh[/quote]
That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Nich wrote:
I invented something too.
well we have a tree outside with these lil orange collored balls on it
well I found out that you can eat them
and what else if I take the seeds out and squeeze them really hard theres an orange colored water that comes out of it and you can drink it and it makes you feel really good.
I call it tree water
good huh
That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard.[/quote]
damnit,maybe I will try those red ones next.
lol, self wrestling.
I am so pissed this girl I know called me over to her house tonight and i cant go,cause I was doing rack pulls last night and my back is tight as hell.
maybe I should man up and wrestle her?
[quote]Nich wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Nich wrote:
I invented something too.
well we have a tree outside with these lil orange collored balls on it
well I found out that you can eat them
and what else if I take the seeds out and squeeze them really hard theres an orange colored water that comes out of it and you can drink it and it makes you feel really good.
I call it tree water
good huh
That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard.
damnit,maybe I will try those red ones next.
lol, self wrestling.
I am so pissed this girl I know called me over to her house tonight and i cant go,cause I was doing rack pulls last night and my back is tight as hell.
maybe I should man up and wrestle her?
[/quote]
Send her over to my place…I’m so lonely.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Nich wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Nich wrote:
I invented something too.
well we have a tree outside with these lil orange collored balls on it
well I found out that you can eat them
and what else if I take the seeds out and squeeze them really hard theres an orange colored water that comes out of it and you can drink it and it makes you feel really good.
I call it tree water
good huh
That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard.
damnit,maybe I will try those red ones next.
lol, self wrestling.
I am so pissed this girl I know called me over to her house tonight and i cant go,cause I was doing rack pulls last night and my back is tight as hell.
maybe I should man up and wrestle her?
Send her over to my place…I’m so lonely.[/quote]
are you sure< shes one of these ones that you dont talk to for months at a time.
then one day out the blue either you call her or she calls you and is like “hey we should hang out” and it lasts all of 2 hours then you go back to not speaking for 6 months.
I have known the girl for 6 years and “hung out” with her for like as many times I think.
thats why its kind of easy to pass up
let my back rest up and get bigger,or go bang semi-fugly booty call.
hmmm tough choice
[quote]Nich wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Nich wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Nich wrote:
I invented something too.
well we have a tree outside with these lil orange collored balls on it
well I found out that you can eat them
and what else if I take the seeds out and squeeze them really hard theres an orange colored water that comes out of it and you can drink it and it makes you feel really good.
I call it tree water
good huh
That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard.
damnit,maybe I will try those red ones next.
lol, self wrestling.
I am so pissed this girl I know called me over to her house tonight and i cant go,cause I was doing rack pulls last night and my back is tight as hell.
maybe I should man up and wrestle her?
Send her over to my place…I’m so lonely.
are you sure< shes one of these ones that you dont talk to for months at a time.
then one day out the blue either you call her or she calls you and is like “hey we should hang out” and it lasts all of 2 hours then you go back to not speaking for 6 months.
I have known the girl for 6 years and “hung out” with her for like as many times I think.
thats why its kind of easy to pass up
let my back rest up and get bigger,or go bang semi-fugly booty call.
hmmm tough choice
[/quote]
Semi-fugly? Never mind. I’m incredibly superficial.
Well, as a sidenote a guy by the name of John Peterson has a series of books laying out an exercise system based on calisthetics, isometrics and those self resistance movements which he refers to as DVRs. You can look at his website where theres a forum devoted to this sorta thing - http://www.transformetrics.com
Op might go to their forums where he can be taken a little bit more seriously. The topic is a little far off from serious bodybuilding as we view it here.