Any scientologists on the board? I had some questions…
lol
Spend some time in a reading room. That is where all questions are answered. At least that is what I was told.
I wondering how this is going to pan out.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I wondering how this is going to pan out.[/quote]
I will keep an eye on this one also. I just hope it does not get too serious, unless you are a scientologist.
Scientologists don’t talk, they sue.
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[quote]Cortes wrote:
Scientology has provided some of the most vital aspects of American culture* Philosophy. Ethics. Morality. Religion. Poetry. Theater. Dreadlocked Aliens. A glimpse, perhaps, not only into our future, but into our own deepest selves.[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Scientology has provided some of the most vital aspects of American culture* Philosophy. Ethics. Morality. Religion. Poetry. Theater. Dreadlocked Aliens. A glimpse, perhaps, not only into our future, but into our own deepest selves.[/quote]
LOL![/quote]
What’s awesome is how the writer for the movie wrote a (humorous) apology over how shitty it was.
What is it you want to know?
Nothing anymore, I was upset due to my SO having a job scam related to scientology and wanted some questions answered, but it seems like we don’t have enough idiots on the board to answer them, lol.
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lol, exactly =D
A few years back, in college, I guess I got drunk…like blackout drunk, and decided to scream at the Scientology Center in Boston for Tom Cruise to come out so I could kick his ass. I don’t drink anymore.
We would take their stupid E-meter tests and ask them dumb questions that usually stumped them. Nowadays, they’ve been replaced by Peruvian flute bands in Boston proper…now keeping giant guinea pigs AND Scientologists at bay.
[quote]ron22 wrote:
A few years back, in college, I guess I got drunk…like blackout drunk, and decided to scream at the Scientology Center in Boston for Tom Cruise to come out so I could kick his ass. I don’t drink anymore.
We would take their stupid E-meter tests and ask them dumb questions that usually stumped them. Nowadays, they’ve been replaced by Peruvian flute bands in Boston proper…now keeping giant guinea pigs AND Scientologists at bay.[/quote]
You do not drink anymore because Tom Cruise came out and kicked your ass, or did you see the giant guinea pigs come out and kick Tom Cruise’s ass? I guess I am just lost. Sorry.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]ron22 wrote:
A few years back, in college, I guess I got drunk…like blackout drunk, and decided to scream at the Scientology Center in Boston for Tom Cruise to come out so I could kick his ass. I don’t drink anymore.
We would take their stupid E-meter tests and ask them dumb questions that usually stumped them. Nowadays, they’ve been replaced by Peruvian flute bands in Boston proper…now keeping giant guinea pigs AND Scientologists at bay.[/quote]
You do not drink anymore because Tom Cruise came out and kicked your ass, or did you see the giant guinea pigs come out and kick Tom Cruise’s ass? I guess I am just lost. Sorry. [/quote]
I know it can be confusing. Tom Cruise actually came out of the closet at the Scientology center, walked outside, and put a giant guinea pig in his ass…that was enough to get me to not drink ever again.
(the giant guinea pig–Peruvian flute bands is a south park reference)
[quote]ron22 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]ron22 wrote:
A few years back, in college, I guess I got drunk…like blackout drunk, and decided to scream at the Scientology Center in Boston for Tom Cruise to come out so I could kick his ass. I don’t drink anymore.
We would take their stupid E-meter tests and ask them dumb questions that usually stumped them. Nowadays, they’ve been replaced by Peruvian flute bands in Boston proper…now keeping giant guinea pigs AND Scientologists at bay.[/quote]
You do not drink anymore because Tom Cruise came out and kicked your ass, or did you see the giant guinea pigs come out and kick Tom Cruise’s ass? I guess I am just lost. Sorry. [/quote]
I know it can be confusing. Tom Cruise actually came out of the closet at the Scientology center, walked outside, and put a giant guinea pig in his ass…that was enough to get me to not drink ever again.
(the giant guinea pig–Peruvian flute bands is a south park reference)
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That is funny, and I watched the Peruvian flute band south park. That was some funny stuff. Who was at the end that came out and tried to destroy the planet?
[quote]ron22 wrote:
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]ron22 wrote:
A few years back, in college, I guess I got drunk…like blackout drunk, and decided to scream at the Scientology Center in Boston for Tom Cruise to come out so I could kick his ass. I don’t drink anymore.
We would take their stupid E-meter tests and ask them dumb questions that usually stumped them. Nowadays, they’ve been replaced by Peruvian flute bands in Boston proper…now keeping giant guinea pigs AND Scientologists at bay.[/quote]
You do not drink anymore because Tom Cruise came out and kicked your ass, or did you see the giant guinea pigs come out and kick Tom Cruise’s ass? I guess I am just lost. Sorry. [/quote]
I know it can be confusing. Tom Cruise actually came out of the closet at the Scientology center, walked outside, and put a giant guinea pig in his ass…that was enough to get me to not drink ever again.
(the giant guinea pig–Peruvian flute bands is a south park reference)
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that mental picture may drive me right back to drinking . . .