You know whats sad? I just ordered Magnificent Mobility and Inside Out a few days ago, so thats out the window. It will work in my favor though, since I have several months to absorb the material and actually know my shit so that when I get there (because I will get there; gotta keep it positive - thanks TMoney!) I wont look like a complete n00b.
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
AND, now that my knee is getting better, I can front squat more than you with a rabbid pit-bull attacking my balls.
Still <3 you though.[/quote]
I don’t believe you. I need video evidence. I less than three you too Sayjin 
Oh and to you and tmoney… I too am a minority. I may look like a typical white girl, however I have some interesting heritage that puts me in the minority category. So there 
I need percentages to verify your minority status, otherwise it doesnt count!
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
I need percentages to verify your minority status, otherwise it doesnt count![/quote]
My mother is at least half native, therefore I am at least a quarter. I say at least because she doesn’t know her birth parents, but my grandmother knows her birth mom. So does at least 1/4 native give me minority status?
You know whats funny? Every black person that I know claims they have at least 3% native american in them. How they came up with this number? Who knows.
I dont know if it counts though…I’ll have to consult with my minority partner TMoney in order to come to any sort of conclusion.
[quote]Court wrote:
Sayjin wrote:
I need percentages to verify your minority status, otherwise it doesnt count!
My mother is at least half native, therefore I am at least a quarter. I say at least because she doesn’t know her birth parents, but my grandmother knows her birth mom. So does at least 1/4 native give me minority status?[/quote]
HHMMMMM, half native what? Native American?
According to percentages, 1/4 is less than half, so your minority status is in question. I will have to consult with Sayjin to see if we can give you an exemption of some sort.
Dear Courtney,
Upon further consideration, it pains me to inform you that you have been denied minority status. While all hope is lost for you, your children can benefit from such status if you get down with the right person.
Sincerely,
The Minority Authorization Commity
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
You know whats funny? Every black person that I know claims they have at least 3% native american in them. How they came up with this number? Who knows.
[/quote]
Oh man, that’s so true! I grew up and live currently in Oklahoma, which is Native American country, and an original Indian territory. Seems like everyone claims some percentage of Native American, but they are white as a piece of paper.
People also do this because Native Americans receive a lot of assistance from the state, such as free insurance, free college tuition, etc etc. Which is fine with me, it is their land and they deserve, but there are plenty of people who lie just to try to get free stuff from the government though, so that’s shady.
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
Dear Courtney,
Upon further consideration, it pains me to inform you that you have been denied minority status. While all hope is lost for you, your children can benefit from such status if you get down with the right person.
Sincerely,
The Minority Authorization Committee[/quote]
HHMMM, well, she is pretty cool (even though she is Canadian), and is always friendly, and runs a good log and makes good progress.
Maybe if Court and Sayjin hook up and expose their jungle fever for each other, status can be re-considered.
But since Sayjin has self-appointed himself chair of the Minority Authorization Committee (MAC), I have no say in the matter.
[quote]tmoney1 wrote:
Oh man, that’s so true! I grew up and live currently in Oklahoma, which is Native American country, and an original Indian territory. Seems like everyone claims some percentage of Native American, but they are white as a piece of paper.
People also do this because Native Americans receive a lot of assistance from the state, such as free insurance, free college tuition, etc etc. Which is fine with me, it is their land and they deserve, but there are plenty of people who lie just to try to get free stuff from the government though, so that’s shady.[/quote]
Yeah I’m definitely white as a piece of paper. My mother and youngest brother look it though. I’ve got my dad’s skin coloring.
I also agree with you on people claiming it for status and govt aid. I always get asked if I have my status card, I should cuz I’d get cheap/free stuff, blah blah blah.
I have to explain my mom was adopted and never felt it was ‘right’ for her to get status when she never had to live that life. I agree with her. However if she were to, not only would I be eligible for it, so would my kids and my grandkids. Apparently 1/16th is all that’s needed
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
Dear Courtney,
Upon further consideration, it pains me to inform you that you have been denied minority status. While all hope is lost for you, your children can benefit from such status if you get down with the right person.
Sincerely,
The Minority Authorization Commity[/quote]
Dear MAC,
Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to my children receiving the benefits and status that comes with being a member in the future.
Thank you,
Courtney
You know where I found your log??
On page 3!
You know what that means??
You are slacking!
Do you even train anymore? Or are you just eating pancakes and getting fat?
[quote]Court wrote:
You know where I found your log??
On page 3!
You know what that means??
You are slacking!
Do you even train anymore? Or are you just eating pancakes and getting fat?[/quote]
DAMN! Are you channelling Bartl through you? Because that was awesomely some tough love. I can take it though. As you know I had the beginnings of a full blown flu on Friday and I just got over it completely on Wednesday.
My 140lb friend has been coming to the gym, doing the same kind of workouts that I’ve been doing which have been unproductive for his goals to say the least, so I got him started on the WB4SB program while I got back to full strength.
Have I been training? Only to run him through the program, so not really.
Have I been eating pancakes? The last time I had some was last Saturday, which pissed me off because I had them for breakfast and couldn’t even taste the damn things.
Am I getting fat? You wish =)
But thanks for the tough love - it shows you care. Training will resume for realz tomorrow.
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
Am I getting fat? You wish =)
But thanks for the tough love - it shows you care. Training will resume for realz tomorrow.
[/quote]
You, Sayjin, are a filthy dirty liar. You are sitting at home cheating on your pancackes, eating multiple grilled cheese sandwiches and getting fat. And not training. Fatty.
And I don’t care about you. You know why? Cuz you get to eat grilled cheese sandwiches and I don’t. And pancakes. And just about any other good tasting carb.
I guess you just showed me who has the biggest cock around these parts- I bow to your supremacy.
Monday’s Training:
A) Hang Jump Shrug
4x5 (135lbs) 2min rest
B) Box Squats
4x6 (275lbs) 90sec rest
C) 1 arm DB Bench Press
4x6 (75lbs) 90sec rest
D) Push Press
4x6 (115lbs) 2min rest
E) Seated Russian Twist
4x10 (25lbs) 1min
F) 3 Point Bridge
4x30sec (Bodyweight) 1min rest
Now if you will excuse me, since this is my first meal of the day, I’m going to go eat some grilled cheese sandwiches, oatmeal with blueberries and some Metabolic Drive.
Wish you were here Court…
SO I COULD NOT GIVE YOU ANY!
Tuesday’s Training
A) Clean High Pull
4x5 (140lbs)
B) 1 leg RDL
4x6 - 50lbs
C) Horizontal Pullup - Feet on Bench
4x6 - Bodyweight
D) 1 Arm Pulldown
4x6 - 72lbs
E) Barbell Torque
4x10 - Bar
F) Ab Wheel Rollouts
4x5
Wednesday’s Training
A) Hang Jump Shrug
4x5 - 185lbs
B) S. Leg Squat
4x6 (L. Leg - BW on Bench/R.Leg - 25lbs)
C) Dips
4x6 - BW+50
D) DB Shoulder Press
4x6 (L.Arm - 55lbs/R. Arm - 70lbs)
E) Seated Russian Twist
4x10
F) 2 Point Bridge
4x30sec
Push/Pull splits rock so hard its not even funny. Its day 3 of my workouts and I have one more workout to go tomorrow, and although my body is killing me, I haven’t felt this good in a long time. With that said, I’m definately going to enjoy the hell out of my 3 days off starting Thursday.
I have nothing to say at this point except rage on bro, rage on.
How are you liking Magnificent Mobility and Inside Out? Getting one step closer to interning at EC’s place!!! YEAH!!
They’re pissing me off - thats what they’re doing! Tempting me with their glossy covers and informational musings when I cant even take advantage of them because I’m getting ready for midterms in a few weeks. Let me tell you though, as soon as all this homework is behind me, I’m going to dive in head first in to M2 and I/O goodness!
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
They’re pissing me off - thats what they’re doing! Tempting me with their glossy covers and informational musings when I cant even take advantage of them because I’m getting ready for midterms in a few weeks. Let me tell you though, as soon as all this homework is behind me, I’m going to dive in head first in to M2 and I/O goodness![/quote]
Word. Good luck with midterms, anything less than A’s would be uncivilized.