Essentially a man dressed up in a gilly suit and stood on a highway at night in hopes of stirring up Sasquatch rumors.
Instead he was fatally hit by two cars.
Lol.
Sassquashed?
Dumb ass.
Even Bigfoot knows to avoid highways.
Well, at least we know for certain our ghillies are up to spec.
Harry and the Hendersons played out in real life.
Darwin, I just hope he had no children, for a couple of reasons.
“You just can’t make this up” said the sherriff.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Harry and the Hendersons played out in real life.
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Nice
Wait…Montana…has anybody heard from Push?
That’s what I thought. Wait, wut?
Gilly Monster Push.
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!!
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!![/quote]
You were telling a four year old about a man dying violently?
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!![/quote]
You were telling a four year old about a man dying violently?[/quote]
Yes and I made sure to include all the gory details such as his entrails being smeared on the highway.
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!![/quote]
You were telling a four year old about a man dying violently?[/quote]
Yes and I made sure to include all the gory details such as his entrails being smeared on the highway.[/quote]
0_0 steeler fans are so hardcore.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!![/quote]
You were telling a four year old about a man dying violently?[/quote]
Yes and I made sure to include all the gory details such as his entrails being smeared on the highway.[/quote]
0_0 steeler fans are so hardcore.[/quote]
I’m breaking him in young. No mercy!
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!![/quote]
You were telling a four year old about a man dying violently?[/quote]
Yes and I made sure to include all the gory details such as his entrails being smeared on the highway.[/quote]
0_0 steeler fans are so hardcore.[/quote]
I’m breaking him in young. No mercy![/quote]
Have you told him yet that Harrison’s career is probably over?
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!![/quote]
You were telling a four year old about a man dying violently?[/quote]
Yes and I made sure to include all the gory details such as his entrails being smeared on the highway.[/quote]
0_0 steeler fans are so hardcore.[/quote]
I’m breaking him in young. No mercy![/quote]
Have you told him yet that Harrison’s career is probably over?[/quote]
Yes. His reply was ‘What’s a career?’
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!![/quote]
You were telling a four year old about a man dying violently?[/quote]
Yes and I made sure to include all the gory details such as his entrails being smeared on the highway.[/quote]
0_0 steeler fans are so hardcore.[/quote]
I’m breaking him in young. No mercy![/quote]
Have you told him yet that Harrison’s career is probably over?[/quote]
Yes. His reply was ‘What’s a career?’
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lol
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
Natural selection in action. I was telling my 4 year old about this story this morning and he said “But if it’s dark, they won’t see him.” THE FUCKING 4 YEAR OLD UNDERSTANDS THIS!![/quote]
You were telling a four year old about a man dying violently?[/quote]
Yes and I made sure to include all the gory details such as his entrails being smeared on the highway.[/quote]
0_0 steeler fans are so hardcore.[/quote]
I’m breaking him in young. No mercy![/quote]
Have you told him yet that Harrison’s career is probably over?[/quote]
Yes. His reply was ‘What’s a career?’
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I’m sure he still knows more about football than I do.