S***load of Flies in My Drink Tonight

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
JGerman wrote:
MementoMori wrote:
You got an entire comped Bill and only tipped 5 dollars even though the server went out of her way to make sure she got fucked over appeasing an order for you…
CHHHHHHEAAAAAAAAAAAP SKAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

That is what I was going to say. The waitress got your the free meal.

I thought this was univeral common sense.

No, the waitress got her place of employment off the hook as I had taken several pictures and was going to call the health department. She was the one that poured the water and somehow missed 5 fly corpses floating in it. She got a 5 dollar tip on a 20 dollar bill, which is 25%, on a meal that contained vermin corpses. I’d say she got on pretty well. [/quote]

20 dollar bill? For 2 people? If this is before the comp then you’re clearly going to a place where you expect flies. And clearly you are a hero for tipping 5 dollars at Mcdonalds. I’m sure your girlfriend appreciated the chivalry over her Bic Mac.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
The valuation and impairment guidance for securities should be similar to the guidance for loans. Currently there is an inconsistency in the valuation and impairment treatment for securitized loans and unsecuritized loans. The difference in valuing unsecuritized loans and securitized loans was discussed in SFAS 1 15. At that time, the FASB Board recognized that a principal difference between securities and unsecuritized loans is the relatively greater and easier availability of reliable market prices for securities. The current credit market has highlighted that such reliable market prices do not always exist. As such, holders of securitized loans are subject to much harsher valuation requirements and other-than-temporary impairment results even though the underlying collateral is the same.[/quote]

Im not familiar with half of those words…

Your meal sounds like a gut bomb, makes me want to yack. Your beer choice is decent, but there is no way you can be serious about bodybuilding with a meal like that.

[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
JGerman wrote:
MementoMori wrote:
You got an entire comped Bill and only tipped 5 dollars even though the server went out of her way to make sure she got fucked over appeasing an order for you…
CHHHHHHEAAAAAAAAAAAP SKAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

That is what I was going to say. The waitress got your the free meal.

I thought this was univeral common sense.

No, the waitress got her place of employment off the hook as I had taken several pictures and was going to call the health department. She was the one that poured the water and somehow missed 5 fly corpses floating in it. She got a 5 dollar tip on a 20 dollar bill, which is 25%, on a meal that contained vermin corpses. I’d say she got on pretty well. [/quote]

Bullshit on a 20 dollar meal that included “a few Sam Adams.”

Just admit that you’re cheap.

[quote]MementoMori wrote:
You got an entire comped Bill and only tipped 5 dollars even though the server went out of her way to make sure she got fucked over appeasing an order for you…
CHHHHHHEAAAAAAAAAAAP SKAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
[/quote]

My thoughts exactly. I hate people like you. A lot of servers don’t care, but I’m the type to go out of my way if ANYTHING is wrong with the meal. A lot of people are appreciative, but most think “Sweet, we just got to eat for five bucks!!”

You couldn’t have at least left a ten? You can’t get out of fucking McDonalds with two people for that cheap.

I’d be wary of going back to that restaurant. They will remember your face, and tell whoever is your server that night. You will be fucked with.

And this is why I do take out.

[quote]Champ1989 wrote:
Tips for not eating bugs;

  • Get your salad dressing on the side
  • Get your drinks with no ice and use a straw (you dont even want to hear what your glass touches between the dishwasher and your mouth)
  • Avoid eating at restaurants with questionable staff

Fun fact: For my final in sanitation, I tested the water from the toilet at McDonalds, to the Ice from the soda machine and conducted a germ culture. Wanna guess which is dirtier? Ill give you a hint, You might want to think twice before you yell at your dog for drinking out of the toilet.[/quote]

How is the ice more dirty? There’s no residue from the sugar of soda right?