No training in this, purely bitching.
There’s very little that I hate more than people who don’t try. I guess another would be people who think they’re really good, so don’t try, even though when they do try they still suck.
My Tuesday night volleyball team has a guy like that. He thinks he’s god’s gift to volleyball and gets pissed off if pretty much every ball doesn’t get set to him. However, even when he does try, he hits maybe 15% (I’m being generous) in the court. The other 85 go into the net or way out. He also serves at about 20%. Oh and dig a ball? Ha. He would have to move his feet for that!
Anyways, he’s been a whiney bitch for the last few weeks. It’s at the point where I don’t think anyone wants to play beside him. Even the guy on our team who is pretty laid back about everything and has been trying to play peacekeeper is frustrated. (He told him to stop being a whiney bitch heehee).
So after our game on Tuesday, I think he realized nobody liked his shitty attitude. He doesn’t say anything to us, just goes and sits with someone else. We stuck around for like 5 minutes after washing the sand off and still, he walked by once or twice, but not even a glance in our direction. Then he goes home and changes his facebook status to “is feeling pretty low”.
I’m sorry dude, you’re 36 years old. Grow the fuck up and act like a man. Hell, even act like a teenage boy and it would be an improvement from the 5 year old suck you’re currently being! (No offense to 5 year olds intended).
Vent half over.
Then last night, I think I found his soulmate. This woman on my team puts on a different act depending on who is around. In front of her boyfriend, no whining/bitching. However he’s not there and all of a sudden she’s a bigger bitch than I am (and that says A LOT!).
She ‘frustrated sighed’ everytime we rotated and she got out of front court without a hit (btw, she’s maybe 5’3 and doesn’t jump - quite the power hitter). Then, she gets a few sets that are pushed kind of far back. She reaches for the first. Then, after that, starts just letting the ball drop, turns to the setter and says “I don’t know how tall you think I am, but I can’t get that ball”… ummm how about you turn around and at least make an attempt at it? Actually, on second thought, let the ball drop after one of your teammates digs an amazing ball. She didn’t move for like another 2 or 3 balls and someone on our team would sacrifice their body trying to make a play at it. All while she stood there with her arms folded across her body.
And THEN she has the audacity to give me a dirty look when I take a great swing at a ball, get blocked, and it drops in front of her because she hasn’t moved up to cover me. Oh and then later I heard her bitching about how she doesn’t want to play in this upcoming tourney with this one guy because “he sucks”. Bitch please.
End rant.
Last day of work for the week
I love 4 day weekends.
PS. I took another ball in the face last night…actually it was more in the head. I hate it when a ball gets the slightest touch at the block, changes direction and I can’t get my hands up in time. What a mess.