[quote]Court wrote:
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
This morning I’m heading from the train station to my office - in the middle of the financial district - and what do I see? A 40 year old man carrying a lunch bag… one of those little kid ones. Franklin the Turtle to be exact.
Gave me a laugh this morning :D[/quote]
My Dukes of Hazard lunch bucket would kick that turtles ass!
[quote]CrazyCanuck wrote:
-For the boys, Courtney is a true Weight Vixen, she�??s hotter in person, lifts heavy weights, eats wings and drinks beer - what more could you want?
[/quote]
you forgot talks like a sailor and likes football and hockey.
And yes, she is hot. and yes she lifts heavy weights.
[quote]Bartl wrote:
CrazyCanuck wrote:
-For the boys, Courtney is a true Weight Vixen, she�??s hotter in person, lifts heavy weights, eats wings and drinks beer - what more could you want?
you forgot talks like a sailor and likes football and hockey.
And yes, she is hot. and yes she lifts heavy weights. [/quote]
I’m going to get a complex. Yes, I’m unreal. Amazing, talented, etc. Ahhhhh. I’ve even been told by several guys that I’m the kind of girl every guy wants to date. Yet here I am… lol.
Thanks for the pick me ups guys 
Mood boost for sure.
[quote]ddot76 wrote:
Court wrote:
ddot76 wrote:
Court wrote:
What more could you want?
A charming personality, a witty sense of humor, an elite level of intelligence, big boobs. I have all but the last
Don’t forget MODESTY! Yeah, MODESTY!
Crap, I just spit up my steak and sweet potatoes! That’s 400kcal I’ll never get back!
Just scoop it out of the bib you wear and shove it back down your throat. Rumor has it it tastes even better the third time around.
Is that what your boy told you? 
[/quote]
“Your” implies ownership. I don’t own anyone, nevermind a guy. Any MAN that I date whether it be a fling, casual, or long term is his own person. Just because your gf carries your boys around in her purse and refers to you as “hers” doesn’t mean that’s how the rest of the world works.
Yep…thems fightin’ words.
[quote]Court wrote:
Bartl wrote:
CrazyCanuck wrote:
-For the boys, Courtney is a true Weight Vixen, she�??s hotter in person, lifts heavy weights, eats wings and drinks beer - what more could you want?
you forgot talks like a sailor and likes football and hockey.
And yes, she is hot. and yes she lifts heavy weights.
I’m going to get a complex. Yes, I’m unreal. Amazing, talented, etc. Ahhhhh. I’ve even been told by several guys that I’m the kind of girl every guy wants to date. Yet here I am… lol.
Thanks for the pick me ups guys Mood boost for sure.[/quote]
Don’t forget MODEST!
[quote]Bartl wrote:
CrazyCanuck wrote:
-For the boys, Courtney is a true Weight Vixen, she�??s hotter in person, lifts heavy weights, eats wings and drinks beer - what more could you want?
you forgot talks like a sailor and likes football and hockey.
And yes, she is hot. and yes she lifts heavy weights. [/quote]
Geez, I thought Courtney’s b-day was in July!
I’ll put the call into the gym to widen the doors so she can get her head through.
So my mood going in to my lifting session was pretty much “Fuck it all”. I was in a bad mood and had some serious aggression to burn. Those days are always awesome at the gym because you lift even heavier
If Monday’s new leg session is going to be called Vomit-Inducing day, this leg session will be named Sweat-Machine day. I was one drippy hot disgusting mess. Tres sexy.
A. Deadlift - 8x4 90s rest: 135, 135, 155, 3x155, 145, 145, 145, 150
B. .Lunges - 4x 5x5 90s rest (25 reps per leg = 1 set): all with 20lbs
C1. Sumo Squats - 3x12 No rest: 3x50lbs
C2. Leg Curl - 3x12 No rest: 3x60lbs
C3. Hyperextensions - 3x12 60s rest: BW for all
So the highlight of my session was dropping the bar on my 4th rep of 155 from about knee height. Not only did I drop it, it came down pretty good on my right knee. My sexy legs are no more as just above my knee is pretty swollen and pretty sexily bruised.
Afterwards, I got over my bad mood because I’m a big girl and was treated like one. Came home and napped. These leg sessions are absolutely frying my CNS! But I got the go-ahead for more PWO carbs mmmmmmm.
It’s a busy weekend at my house. My family is leaving first thing tomorrow morning to take one of my brothers off to his first year of school in the states. He’s going on a hockey scholarship and is super nervous even though he’s trying to play it cool.
And, since getting rid of 1 teenage boy so we only have 1 left wasn’t good enough, my parents decided that we’re going to billet a kid that’s going to play for our city’s junior A hockey team. So, his family is coming to meet us tonight and he moves in on Sunday. So, now instead of having 18 and 19 year old boys in the house, I’ll have two 18 year olds. Yay.
So, I kind of have the place to myself (at least tomorrow) and then I have to be the “move-in mom” because my parents aren’t back til Monday. Joy oh joy. Tomorrow will be a push session and then I’m heading to some comedy show with some friends. Should be good times
I pulled a Bartl.
Nope, I didn’t go back to someone’s place, screw them, then drive my bike home…however, I did slice my hand good enough to get some stiches
I was washing wine glasses in the sink last night before our guests came over and one of them broke gashing my hand (on the outside, below my pinky). I got it to stop bleeding and thought it was okay, however I managed to cut it in the same spot again this afternoon carrying some things in the house. So, I decided what a better place to spent a few hours on a Saturday late afternoon than the hospital. Four stiches and some gauze later, here I am.
I took today off from the gym and went and saw my girlfriend play rugby instead. Tuckered my dog right out as she was running around with a few other boxer pups. My push day will be moved to tomorrow as long as I can close my right hand a bit more than I currently can.
I just want it to be known that both of you guys suck at handling knives and washing dishes =)
This is like a training log and a diary.
“Dear Diary, I squatted 215lbs for max rep today. It felt great. I also clocked a guy on my way out of the gym. Or at least I wanted to.”
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
This is like a training log and a diary.
“Dear Diary, I squatted 215lbs for max rep today. It felt great. I also clocked a guy on my way out of the gym. Or at least I wanted to.”[/quote]
Well I figure if you can change your avatar as often as you do, that I can make MY log into a training log AND diary if I want 
Plus it helps some of my friends keep up with my life if I don’t see/talk to them often.
More importantly though, my training is affected by so much more than just what happens at the gym. It’s my moods, my eating, my desires, etc. So deal with it 
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
I just want it to be known that both of you guys suck at handling knives and washing dishes =)[/quote]
Haha maybe it’s cuz we’re soulmates. However from the sounds of things we’d need to get a food prepper and a dishwasher in order to function as normal human beings.
[quote]Court wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
This is like a training log and a diary.
“Dear Diary, I squatted 215lbs for max rep today. It felt great. I also clocked a guy on my way out of the gym. Or at least I wanted to.”
Well I figure if you can change your avatar as often as you do, that I can make MY log into a training log AND diary if I want Plus it helps some of my friends keep up with my life if I don’t see/talk to them often.
More importantly though, my training is affected by so much more than just what happens at the gym. It’s my moods, my eating, my desires, etc. So deal with it :P[/quote]
I yield! I can see your next post now:
“Barret tried making a joke about my log being a diary. He’s a such a douchebag. If he ever comes to my gym, I’m clocking him AND slicing his finger with a knife”
I like my fingers.
Dear Diary,
That WolBarret character is such a douchebag. Does he even lift or just search the web for new avatars to use? I can’t wait until my next deadlifting day when I can drop the weight and pretend his face is on the floor. Afterwards maybe I’ll pop one of his eyeballs out with a spoon. I’ve always wanted to do that to someone. And then, to top it all off, I’ll slice his finger with a wine glass. Maybe then he’ll remember that I sliced mine on a glass and it was Bartl that used a knife on his. That’ll teach him!
Oh and diary, hopefully Barret doesn’t take this to heart cuz I do enjoy his odd visit to my log. I just wish he’d post more.
[quote]Court wrote:
Dear Diary,
That WolBarret character is such a douchebag. Does he even lift or just search the web for new avatars to use? I can’t wait until my next deadlifting day when I can drop the weight and pretend his face is on the floor. Afterwards maybe I’ll pop one of his eyeballs out with a spoon. I’ve always wanted to do that to someone. And then, to top it all off, I’ll slice his finger with a wine glass. Maybe then he’ll remember that I sliced mine on a glass and it was Bartl that used a knife on his. That’ll teach him!
Oh and diary, hopefully Barret doesn’t take this to heart cuz I do enjoy his odd visit to my log. I just wish he’d post more.[/quote]
Dear Barret’s Diary,
Apparently I was wrong about what object Court used to cut herself open. It was glass, not a knife. My bad. What’s worse is that she questions my training, my avatar selection, and even threatened me with training equipment. Then she pulled a reversal and said she enjoys my odd visits. This girl is crazy.
P.S.
I was slightly aroused by her diary entry.
P.S.S.
Ok, she gave me a major boner. I hope no one finds this journal entry.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Dear Barret’s Diary,
Apparently I was wrong about what object Court used to cut herself open. It was glass, not a knife. My bad. What’s worse is that she questions my training, my avatar selection, and even threatened me with training equipment. Then she pulled a reversal and said she enjoys my odd visits. This girl is crazy.
P.S.
I was slightly aroused by her diary entry.
P.S.S.
Ok, she gave me a major boner. I hope no one finds this journal entry.[/quote]
hahaha you win this round. Mainly because I’m lying in bed on some decent painkillers and you made me laugh out loud. Here’s to you and your freaky avatars. At least the one of DanniLynn is gone. That freaked me out everytime I saw one of your posts!
[quote]Court wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Dear Barret’s Diary,
Apparently I was wrong about what object Court used to cut herself open. It was glass, not a knife. My bad. What’s worse is that she questions my training, my avatar selection, and even threatened me with training equipment. Then she pulled a reversal and said she enjoys my odd visits. This girl is crazy.
P.S.
I was slightly aroused by her diary entry.
P.S.S.
Ok, she gave me a major boner. I hope no one finds this journal entry.
hahaha you win this round. Mainly because I’m lying in bed on some decent painkillers and you made me laugh out loud. Here’s to you and your freaky avatars. At least the one of DanniLynn is gone. That freaked me out everytime I saw one of your posts![/quote]
Thank you, thank you. Hope you feel better. People are expecting more videos from you. Don’t disappoint.
P.S.
I’m not done with the Danni Lynn avatar.
Today I was one of the girls that I hate and it was fantastic.
My log is downstairs and I’m currently lying down trying to get the throbbing in my hand and matching puking feeling in my stomach to dissipate so I will post my actual numbers later.
I spent my entire session trying to forget about my hand and the fact that it hurt to grip a bar. Fantastic considering that’s all I did today.
Fuck! Does it ever hurt! I was even trying to keep my pinky straight and not move it in hopes the stiches below it wouldn’t move and therefore not hurt, however that didn’t happen.
Anyways, I made it through my session, put my stop watch/log/etc back in my locker then headed out to do some cardio on the eliptical. Now for the part where I was one of the girls I hate.
I called one of my closest friends to bitch about my hand hurting when I was in the change room putting my stuff away. And I continued talking to him as I walked to the eliptical and got it set up.
However once I actually started moving I got off the phone. He said the only reason he was somewhat accepting of it (me walking around the gym on my cell phone) was because he knows I train hard. Plus I said I promised to mention it in my log
So, laugh away. I don’t give a crap. I did it and I enjoyed it. And now I’m on drugs and watching 21. Actual training later.
PS. Dear Diary, Maybe my hand hurts more because I saw someone that reminded me of WolBarret and I punched him in the face.
what kind of drugs?
j/k
I don’t like reading your diary with talk of boners…
btw, with the two of us together, with your intelligence and my boobs we could take on the world!!
HAHA!!
nice work with the squat,btw, I knew you could do it!!
Here’s my workout from earlier:
A. Bench Press - 4x8 75s rest - 65lbs: 8/7/6/6
B. BB Row - 4x6 60s rest - 70lbs: 6/6/6/6
C1. DB Flyes - 3x12 0s rest - 12.5x2, 10x1
C2. Prone DB Laterals - 3x12 0s rest - 7.5x2, 5x1
C3. Pushups - 3x12 60s rest - 12/11/8
D1. Skullcrushers - 2x15 0s rest - 20lbs: 15/12
D2. EZ Bqar Curls - 2x15 60s rest - 15@30lbs, 15@20lbs
It was fairly amusing how quickly my strength (or perhaps toughness with regards to my hand) decreased. It was still a very good workout though. I always love the first 2 weeks of a new program!
Two funny things today. The first, there was a guy on the bench next to me wearing silk Superman boxers. After his workout I saw him running on a treadmill. Perhaps he forgot his shorts?
I also scared some 30ish year old guy away from his BB rows. He was doing them with 60lbs and I went over and grabbed the 70lb BB. We weren’t doing them close, but I could see him staring at me through the mirrors. Once he saw I was also doing rows, he promptly put his 60lb bb away and left lol.
My dog is being super annoying tonight. My best friend came to visit and she got excited and peed. Now she won’t settle down and she doesn’t realize it’s almost time for bed. Crazy b-road.