You watch Game of Thrones? Remember Arya’s swords name?
Never got past the third episode, good show… but too time consuming
Her swords name was Needle. lol
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I make great gains from just a low dose of crack, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and going to work everyday. 40lbs of solid gainz in only 10 days
Only negative side effect is I pace around my living room at 3AM in the morning because I can’t sleep.
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Are you injecting the cracks and PB&J’s intra-muscularly or SubQ? To be fair, that is not a side effect, pacing is great cardio.
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I inject Sub-Q right into my nut sack, seems to work well
And you’re right but I absolutely f**king hate cardio
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Now I am going to picture OP as this crack head. Actually, it is pretty fitting. All scabby and ashy looking for that rock. Thanks alot Zeek.
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Beginner gains bro. Cock curls get the gurls. Then when you build the cock muscle up, you inject intra-muscularly into the meat of the shaft.
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I can do 1 cock push-up but I’m too weak to do a cock curl yet with strict form. I can almost curl it but I have to cheat a lot.
I’m going to have to try intramuscular injection on the shaft, but my buddy recommended I do intra-testicular injection right into my testicles. He said he uses a 16G 1.5” pin on his nuts, do you think that would work?
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I think that will do fine. I am wincing at the thought of the pain of actually hitting a nut.
I’d probably rather die than to experience that.
Can you dig in a little more about, to paraphrase, steroids allowing your muscle strength to increase faster than your tendon strength and thus increasing risk for tendon injury, beyond the risk of injury assoxiated with lifting peogressively heavier weights generally? This always gets thrown around and it sounds like complete broscience to me.
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Really? It sounds more like common sense to me. I’m sure you understand how muscles, tendons, ligaments work. So being as tho steroids primary action is to increase muscle/strength it seems pretty obvious that injury could easily be an outcome of someone getting carried away. It’s actually pretty common. I know when I ran sdrol the strength increase from just the compound alone was crazy. I dont even particularly lift heavy but had to stop myself a few times when I felt i jury was likely.
Yea, well, I don’t think so. Why are we so sure that the strength increase that results from steroid use creates a risker environment than someone who acheived a similar level of strength naturally? Suppose person A lifts for 10 years. They lift X - n amount of lbs on a particular lift. They do a 3 month steroid cycle and gain n lbs on that lift, so they now lift X lbs. Person B has also been lifting for 10 years and 3 months, and now also lift X lbs, but without taking a cycle of steroids. Why is there certainty that when person A lifts X lbs in this scenario, they are at more risk for tendon injury than person B?
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I think it has something to do with the muscles having more androgen receptors so they grow at a faster rate (with steroid use) than the tendons leading to the muscle being able to handle a heavier load than the tendon is equipped for. I could have totally made that up though. We’ll see what the boy prodigy says.
The person lifting naturally gains strength at a natural rate. Someone who is enhanced with the same genetics and body comp is going to get stronger quicker then someone who isn’t using aas. The person who builds muscle and strength at a natural speed is less likely to result in an Injury.
Thats just my opinion I respect yours. I know for me personally I lifted for 10 years before using aas and never once felt like or had an Injury from lifting to heavy. Sense using steroids there has been a few times where I realized that altho I could physically push/lift the weight it probably wasn’t the best of ideas for my tendons and ligaments.
No worries, Zeek, I respect yours too, for real. I’m just trying to get at if there’s a real pharmacological explanation for this. I know I personally have had injuries as a natural. At this point in my cycle tho I’ve gained a lot of strength and I feel great lifting it. Supposing I have felt a tweak here or there during this cycle, that was already something that happened from time to time as a natty and weaker lifter. I had a slight sprain in my left pec near the shoulder insertion by the armpit going into the cycle and that injury has all but disappeared, despite benching and shoulder pressing heavier weight than I ever have multiple times a week.
It’s not broscience. Increased protein synthesis causes muscles to grow faster than normal. That outsized growth is not constrained by tendons or ligaments. The muscle grows when it has the inputs necessary to grow. The muscle doesn’t care about the additional load being put on other parts of the body, i.e. tendons or ligaments. They’re independent systems in that regard.
@iron_yuppie @zeek1414 @big_boy_today
I have had enough of this serious talk in a shit thread. How dare you hijack and desecrate a shit lord thread with serious talk. Have you no conscious?
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