Recommend Me a Beer

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

Everything inside me says not to touch this one, especially after the budweiser comment but here goes. I cannot stand whiskey. Growing up I would drink anything I could get my hands on when we went out. I drew the line at three things.

1- tequila. Idc if its just a saying, but shit got weird when a bottle of tequila was opened.
2- pepper vodka. I have an intersting story about pepper vodka, one that I will never tell.
3- Whiskey. Can’t stand it, can’t drink it, don’t like it. Idk what this says about my manhood, but this is especially true for JD

[quote]theBird wrote:
Carlton Draught.

tweet[/quote]

I watch Glen McGraph take a hat trick while smashed on that garbage in Perth a few years ago. Good times

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

Everything inside me says not to touch this one, especially after the budweiser comment but here goes. I cannot stand whiskey. Growing up I would drink anything I could get my hands on when we went out. I drew the line at three things.

1- tequila. Idc if its just a saying, but shit got weird when a bottle of tequila was opened.
2- pepper vodka. I have an intersting story about pepper vodka, one that I will never tell.
3- Whiskey. Can’t stand it, can’t drink it, don’t like it. Idk what this says about my manhood, but this is especially true for JD[/quote]
:slight_smile: This was more just busting your balls.

To each his own.

Give me a double Glenlivet over ice and a Guinness on the side and I am a happy man.

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

Everything inside me says not to touch this one, especially after the budweiser comment but here goes. I cannot stand whiskey. Growing up I would drink anything I could get my hands on when we went out. I drew the line at three things.

1- tequila. Idc if its just a saying, but shit got weird when a bottle of tequila was opened.
2- pepper vodka. I have an intersting story about pepper vodka, one that I will never tell.
3- Whiskey. Can’t stand it, can’t drink it, don’t like it. Idk what this says about my manhood, but this is especially true for JD[/quote]

I acquired my taste for whiskey back when I was spending time around some very distinguished alcoholics. Surround yourself with classy drunks who know the virtues of brown liquor and a good cigar.

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

Everything inside me says not to touch this one, especially after the budweiser comment but here goes. I cannot stand whiskey. Growing up I would drink anything I could get my hands on when we went out. I drew the line at three things.

1- tequila. Idc if its just a saying, but shit got weird when a bottle of tequila was opened.
2- pepper vodka. I have an intersting story about pepper vodka, one that I will never tell.
3- Whiskey. Can’t stand it, can’t drink it, don’t like it. Idk what this says about my manhood, but this is especially true for JD[/quote]

I acquired my taste for whiskey back when I was spending time around some very distinguished alcoholics. Surround yourself with classy drunks who know the virtues of brown liquor and a good cigar.
[/quote]

I can honestly say this is the best life advice I have ever gotten. Thanks dad

Haha jk. But yeah I work with an older guy who is quite the alcoholic. Great guy though. He however, in no way shape or form embodies the word classy.

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

Everything inside me says not to touch this one, especially after the budweiser comment but here goes. I cannot stand whiskey. Growing up I would drink anything I could get my hands on when we went out. I drew the line at three things.

1- tequila. Idc if its just a saying, but shit got weird when a bottle of tequila was opened.
2- pepper vodka. I have an intersting story about pepper vodka, one that I will never tell.
3- Whiskey. Can’t stand it, can’t drink it, don’t like it. Idk what this says about my manhood, but this is especially true for JD[/quote]

I acquired my taste for whiskey back when I was spending time around some very distinguished alcoholics. Surround yourself with classy drunks who know the virtues of brown liquor and a good cigar.
[/quote]

Love the avatar. And its completely appropriate for this post.

This thread reminded me of this video. For those who remember the whole mentos and diet coke thing.

[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I’m also not a fan of the heavier beers (which I wouldn’t consider bud)

Check these out:
Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse (amazing)
Schlafly Hefeweizen
Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat
I used to put down St. Pauli Girls when they were on special quite a bit
I don’t really like IPA’s, but I remember He’Brew having a good one
Abita Purple Haze
Tequiza (tastes like fruit loops)
Beck’s… as far as hoppy beers go[/quote]

Did you by chance live in Missouri at one time?

As far as the original question, you may like Boddingtons. It’s hit or miss on tap, but comes in nitro cans which are ok.

A couple others that weren’t mentioned: Fat Tire and Bass. Both are better on tap, but ok in bottles.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

He’s is turning 21…

100% agree though, OP grab a bottle of Makers Mark or Johnnie Walker Double Black and enjoy.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

He’s is turning 21…

100% agree though, OP grab a bottle of Makers Mark or Johnnie Walker Double Black and enjoy. [/quote]
Lol, That was my point.

How many times does someone turn 21?

I mean you should be close to alcohol poisoning.

See a donkey show.

Pay a stripper WAY to much money.

Wake up in a pile of vomit, hookers and a midget.

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

Everything inside me says not to touch this one, especially after the budweiser comment but here goes. I cannot stand whiskey. Growing up I would drink anything I could get my hands on when we went out. I drew the line at three things.

1- tequila. Idc if its just a saying, but shit got weird when a bottle of tequila was opened.
2- pepper vodka. I have an intersting story about pepper vodka, one that I will never tell.
3- Whiskey. Can’t stand it, can’t drink it, don’t like it. Idk what this says about my manhood, but this is especially true for JD[/quote]

It’s all about finding what you like. For example I don’t particularly like single malt Scottish whiskey (like Glenfiddich) on the other hand I enjoy Makers Mark (a Kentucky bourbon whiskey). You’ve just got to experiment.

https://www.makersmark.com/sections/363-bourbon-vs-whisky

Check this out.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

He’s is turning 21…

100% agree though, OP grab a bottle of Makers Mark or Johnnie Walker Double Black and enjoy. [/quote]
Lol, That was my point.

How many times does someone turn 21?

I mean you should be close to alcohol poisoning.

See a donkey show.

Pay a stripper WAY to much money.

Wake up in a pile of vomit, hookers and a midget. [/quote]

Lol, true.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

He’s is turning 21…

100% agree though, OP grab a bottle of Makers Mark or Johnnie Walker Double Black and enjoy. [/quote]
Lol, That was my point.

How many times does someone turn 21?

I mean you should be close to alcohol poisoning.

See a donkey show.

Pay a stripper WAY to much money.

Wake up in a pile of vomit, hookers and a midget. [/quote]

Haha trust me, this is my idea of a 21st birthday. Minus the donkey show, I don’t think I have the stomach for it haha. Like I said health issues are unfortunately preventing me from hookers, midgets, and being on the verge of alcohol poisoning. The world just isn’t fair

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:
health issues are unfortunately preventing me from hookers, [and] midgets
[/quote]

Please explain?

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Dont be a pussy, skip the beer and go straight to the Whiskey.

We have a great thread on here.

Beer is for frat boys and girls with thongs. [/quote]

He’s is turning 21…

100% agree though, OP grab a bottle of Makers Mark or Johnnie Walker Double Black and enjoy. [/quote]
Lol, That was my point.

How many times does someone turn 21?

I mean you should be close to alcohol poisoning.

See a donkey show.

Pay a stripper WAY to much money.

Wake up in a pile of vomit, hookers and a midget. [/quote]

Haha trust me, this is my idea of a 21st birthday. Minus the donkey show, I don’t think I have the stomach for it haha. Like I said health issues are unfortunately preventing me from hookers, midgets, and being on the verge of alcohol poisoning. The world just isn’t fair
[/quote]

Shitttt a Donkey Show is nothin. Spend some time in Thailand…

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:
3- Whiskey. Can’t stand it, can’t drink it, don’t like it. Idk what this says about my manhood, but this is especially true for JD[/quote]

You just need to find your gateway whisky. Much of alcohol is an acquired taste (let’s face it, the taste is only secondary: people drink to get drunk), so a lot of it will taste rank the first time you try it.

I hated whisky for years, then one day I tried one that didn’t taste bad (to me) and I was able to appreciate the flavour. It was one of these Bunnahabhain 12 | 12 Year Whisky | Bunnahabhain

Anyway, from then on I was able to pick out flavours in whisky and find ones that I enjoyed, and now I fucking love whisky. In fact, I’m off to post in the whisky thread right now.

So just keep trying one every now and then, you’ll appreciate it eventually.

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:
1- tequila. Idc if its just a saying, but shit got weird when a bottle of tequila was opened. [/quote]

Shit is meant to get weird when a bottle of tequila is opened. Open one for your birthday and have everyone tell you what a great night you had lol

Now this thread is going somewhere.

bulkNcut. You need a reality check here. I can think of no health problems that would preclude one from enjoying some healthy debauchery at your age. You need to evaluate where you are at and think about goals for this milestone event in your life.

Remember to be specific. Simply getting hammered with a little beer is not a goal, per se. Getting hammered by 11pm and then convincing some women you just met to come back to your place for a little fun with 100 square feet of plastic tarp, a five gallon tub of baby oil and a handle of tequila…

Now THAT’s a goal.

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]bulkNcut wrote:
health issues are unfortunately preventing me from hookers, [and] midgets
[/quote]

Please explain?[/quote]

I’ve had 3 surgeries in the past 2 years to remove a piloinidal sinus. Basically have spent the past 2 years with an open wound of varying sized in my ass. Largest was about 5 inches long, 2 wide, and a couple deep. It healed up finally 2 weeks ago only to reopen again. I go off to school in 3 months, and cannot afford to have this not healed. If i fall it could rip bigger, if I take too big of a step and stretch the area it could open bigger, hell the damn thing opened up while I purposefully sat around resting. Haven’t trained lower body in 2 years, and haven’t touched a weight in 2 months in a last ditch effort to heal this thing. Theres’ a lot more to it but I can’t afford to get drunk and injure the area