N, Nik & T - Ladies, ladies, no need to fight! I’ve got plenty of ass to go around… besides, I like the idea of a group glute massage. 
Ink - Quick & dirty did feel pretty good. 
Cal - I love kettlebell swings too! I don’t think anything hits my glutes quite so hard.
T - It took me a long time to work up to those 25s, and I certainly can’t handle them at the moment. Once I’m able to be more consistent with my training, though, I’m hoping to get that strength back!
Today’s training: Bench deload and deadlifting. I started off with my deload, then thought to myself “what the fuck am I deloading for, when I’ve only been training twice a week?!”, so I decided to do some heavy sumo pulling again, too.
(1) Bench Press 3x5:
40% = 60 lbs x5
50% = 80 lbs x5
60% = 95 lbs x5
=> Focused on pausing on the chest, speed on the press, and I had to keep reminding myself to use leg drive!
(2) Sumo Deadlift: I wanted to try maxing again, but this time by doing a quicker work up to the max weight, with slightly bigger jumps in weights, to avoid fatiguing myself.
Bar x7/95 x5/135 x5/185 x3/225 x1 x2sets (1st set felt very shaky and awkward)/Belt 245 x1/255 x fail x2
=> While last time sumo felt comfortable, strong and intuitive, today it felt awkward & I had to keep reminding myself to keep the bar close, spread the floor, and finish with my hips (thrust it!)… 255 again got about 1/2 an inch off the floor, but no further. Still stuck at the same fucking max. Not surprising given my lack of consistency with my training, and my half-assed nutrition. I addressed half of that equation with dinner tonight… Mmmmm, pad thai!!
(3) DB bench 4x5: 20/30/40 x 2 sets
1x12: 40
(4a) 1-arm Chest-supported rows 4x10: 45 lbs
(4b) Standing ham curl (unweighted): 4x10 for left leg with a squeeze at the top.
=> I did these focusing on improving my range of motion. I got it matched to my good leg, so now I need to keep that up when I add weight. I’ll probably start with some lame ankle weights, then work my way up.
(5a) Narrow-grip cable row 3x10: 100 lbs
(5b) Glute “kickback” machine 3x10: 90 lbs
Was supposed to meet a girlfriend for dinner, but she bailed. I’m kinda relieved to be honest, because it allowed me to get a good workout in, and relax a bit too. Tomorrow’s my last day at work until the summer (I got the leave of absence!), and my coworkers are taking me out at night. I’m going to try to squeeze in that long-overdue MAT assessment with Big M in between.