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My name is Eric,

I am drunk off my ass!

My goal is to become a serious powerlifter but my habits are impeding that goal.

I hate lint and cat hair but I have three cats.

My goals are steadfast but I don’t have the inner drive to complete my goals.

I have a great girlfriend who makes me happy but I don’t know if she is the one.

Running sucks!

I want to get stronger but I also have a drive to be a good runner.

I think that drinking alcohol is holding back my gains.

But drinking is so much fun!!

Eventually, I would like to bench 2x my body weight, 2.5x for deadlift, and 3 times my bw for sqaut.

I enjoy squatting heavy but can’t seem to get on a steady program.

Somehow I will battle my demons and become a serious lifter that contributes to this website.

When it comes to squatting I always make excuses as to why I can’t squat heavy.

I think if I correct these problems then I can achieve what I am striving to accomplish.

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I live in Hawaii and it’s friggen expensive here

I’m mostly Chinese but also a tiny bit of Hawaiian and European

The other day a pro surfer called me “the Hawaiian Pam Anderson” I think because I have the same smile and hairstyle as Pam :wink:

I’m the only Hawaiian who sucks at both Surfing and Golf

I’m an ER Nurse, my hubby is a Cop- we thrive on adrenaline and the day we both finally get to retire we’ll both drop dead from the lack of stress

I always cry during those TV commercials with starving children in third world countries

All of the dogs I’ve had as pets were once Stray Dogs

Crossfit and the Tabata Method Rock!

I have a black belt in Martial Arts

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chinadoll, I thought you were moving to Nevada. What happened?

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[quote]kroby wrote:
chinadoll, I thought you were moving to Nevada. What happened?[/quote]

Hey!

Change of plans. After a lot of long, hard thinking, changed our minds.

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Bump…I like this thread.

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[quote]ParaBellum99 wrote:
My name is Eric,

I am drunk off my ass!

My goal is to become a serious powerlifter but my habits are impeding that goal.

I hate lint and cat hair but I have three cats.

My goals are steadfast but I don’t have the inner drive to complete my goals.

I have a great girlfriend who makes me happy but I don’t know if she is the one.

Running sucks!

I want to get stronger but I also have a drive to be a good runner.

I think that drinking alcohol is holding back my gains.

But drinking is so much fun!!

Eventually, I would like to bench 2x my body weight, 2.5x for deadlift, and 3 times my bw for sqaut.

I enjoy squatting heavy but can’t seem to get on a steady program.

Somehow I will battle my demons and become a serious lifter that contributes to this website.

When it comes to squatting I always make excuses as to why I can’t squat heavy.

I think if I correct these problems then I can achieve what I am striving to accomplish.
[/quote]

You type well drunk. I’m impressed!

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I’m a stubborn SOB.

I love Mathematics and get a kick from solving problems yet I can never be arsed to put the effort in to learn everything in my courses.

I love women of all types, shapes and sizes but I prefer figure competitor types.

I’m sick of people asking me why;
a) I eat 6 times a day
b) I train 6 times a week
c) I like muscular women

I’m 20 and I’ve only been training for a year.

I’ve dislocated my left shoulder 3 times and right 4 times. No matter how many times it happens I wont stop playing rugby.

I can currently bench 265, squat 375 for reps and Deadlift 485. I want to go for a 400 bench, 500 squat and 600 deadlift all under 220 lbs and before I’m 22.

I have no idea what I want to do in life and I’m scared shitless that I’ll die too young or be “left out”.

I love sex but get paranoid about STDs.

I love lifting more than most things and have even put training sessions infront of friends birthdays.

I keep saying I just want to gain X more pounds but I know that I’ll never be big enough.

Music and Training are somewhat therapeutic for me.

I love racist jokes but pity racists.

I love shocking people.

Everyday on my way to work/uni/training I imagine meeting the perfect girl and I think about her at least 10 times a day and how our life would be.

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[quote]tmoney1 wrote:
Black Flag wrote:

I have a stupid dog that’s been hit by two cars, a gay dog, a cross eyed cat, and one cat who is pretty cool.

I don’t know why, but I was cracking up when I read this.

Good stuff G Cube.[/quote]

Yeah. My house is the Retarted Animal Shelter or something.

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I have a dog who puts his penis on everyone’s feet. No humping - just puts it there.

I shit immediately after finishing a meal.

Sometimes I don’t make it in time.

The last time was last weekend.

When I pee I always get a little dribble on my underwear, no matter how long I shake.

I have a pointy scalp.

I found this out when I shaved my head.

I’m going bald.

My favorite movie quote is “The check is in the mail”.

If you know what that is from you can be my friend - no questions asked.

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[quote]BabyBuster wrote:

If you know what that is from you can be my friend - no questions asked.

[/quote]

Easy, Big Trouble in Little China.

So, does that mean I have to be your friend or just that I could be if I wanted to? haha.

Good film.

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My names Jared and I’m 19

I live in Rochester NY

I eat extremely healthy

My favorite exercise is deadlifts

I have two herniated discs

I used to ride crotch rockets until I recently crashed mine fucking around

I have a destoryed bursa in my shoulder

I have patella femral syndrome in my left knee

I love girls

I just bought a motorola q and it sux

I’m going to buy a blackberry 8830 tomorrow

I work at Circuit City

I have a lifeguard cert.

I can moonwalk

I have a fetish with girls that wear ugg boots

I’ve cheated on every girlfriend I’ve ever had

I have horrible allergies

I drive a Mustang GT

I don’t call girls back

I have a problem seeing what I really look like in the mirror, I have to take a picture of myself to actually see what I look like

I hate everyone at the gym, yes, EVERYONE.

I have never had sex anywhere but in a bed.

I like dome more than sex usually, unless the girl is mad freaky.

I don’t drink much anymore

I speed 99% of the time

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My name is Dre. Actually, that’s just a nickname. Dre is the first three letter of my last name so that’s where that came from. Not from Dr. Dre. Although The Chronic album is one of the best rap albums ever.

The deadlift is the king of all lifts. IMO

When I was a kid a picnic table fell on my head.

I hate Math.

Lifting weights is the only thing that keeps me sane.

My eating habits suck.

I love beer.

I’ll listen to any type of music on the planet. Except Country. I fukin’ hate country. And don’t give me this bullshiat about how the new Country doesn’t really sound like Country. It does sound like Country and it sucks.

I could eat pizza everyday for the rest of my life.

I love kittens but hate cats.

I loathe minivans. I understand the practicality of them. I just don’t like them.

I hate it when men don’t have a firm handshake.

I’m only picky about two things in life. The way the money is organized in my wallet and the clock on the microwave must always be correct. Please don’t leave :03 seconds left on the microwave timer. If I’m ever at your house I will correct this issue.

I hate impolite people. Especially when you hold the door for someone and they don’t say thank you. When that happens I make sure to say your welcome really loud!

I have never hit another person in anger. Hopefully I never will.

I would kill or be killed for those I love.

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Amen to that!

[quote]dre wrote:

I hate impolite people. Especially when you hold the door for someone and they don’t say thank you. When that happens I make sure to say your welcome really loud![/quote]

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[quote]dre wrote:

I hate it when men don’t have a firm handshake.

[/quote]

Amen to this as well.

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[quote]dre wrote:
I hate impolite people. Especially when you hold the door for someone and they don’t say thank you. When that happens I make sure to say your welcome really loud!
[/quote]
I hate overly polite people who feel the need to hold the door open for me when I am 10 feet away. How is making me walk faster to the door to relieve them of their “burden” helping me any? I usually stop and fish for something in my wallet just to keep them standing there before walking thru and completely ignoring their effort.

I love it when people feel the need to be indignant when they aren’t thanked for holding a damn door open. It’s a fucking door! You want some gratitude? Come mow my lawn. I’ll poor you a nice refreshing homebrew or three.

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Wow, strike a nerve did I?

I’m not talking about being a freakin’ doorman here and holding the damn door for everyone.

If someone is right behind me and I hold the door for them, I guess I expect a alittle courtesy. Is that too much to ask?

And I would mow your lawn if you paid me with some homebrew! I love homebrew!

Well, as long as it’s good homebrew.

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
dre wrote:
I hate impolite people. Especially when you hold the door for someone and they don’t say thank you. When that happens I make sure to say your welcome really loud!

I hate overly polite people who feel the need to hold the door open for me when I am 10 feet away. How is making me walk faster to the door to relieve them of their “burden” helping me any? I usually stop and fish for something in my wallet just to keep them standing there before walking thru and completely ignoring their effort.

I love it when people feel the need to be indignant when they aren’t thanked for holding a damn door open. It’s a fucking door! You want some gratitude? Come mow my lawn. I’ll poor you a nice refreshing homebrew or three.[/quote]

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Dre’s right. :wink:

On a similar note, what’s REALLY infuriating is when you’re going through a door that can only be pulled open in your direction, so you get there and pull it open, planning to (obviously) then walk through it, but then, once you’ve opened it all the way, someone who’s coming in the opposite direction (towards you) walks through the door AS IF YOU WERE OPENING IT FOR THEM!! Mother–fuckers!!! I HATE that!!!

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my name is keith

i’m 24.

i’ve played most of the common sports, wrestling was my favorite followed by football, baseball and basketball. (i quit basketball to wrestle.)

i started training for sports years ago but now feel weird if i don’t hit the gym, so i keep it up.

i graduate college in december '07 with a degree in marketing and management.

i’ll be getting a job in houston (my home town) as an accounts manager with an oil company whose name will remain anonymous. unless i find a better offer of course.

i’ve played guitar since i was 12 and have three. a gibson sg, american made fender stratocaster and a cheapo ibanez acoustic.

i want a new truck, but bought a motorcycle recently instead.

the truck i have now should be around for a few more years, and even though i don’t like it much, it was an easy trade off to have a bike.

the bike is a cruiser. a yamaha roadstar warrior to be exact. i hate crotch rockets.

i play video games occasionally. usually sports games.

i do like war strategy games on the PC though.

i’ve been dating my 3rd “serious” girlfriend for a year and a half now.

i miss being single and the random hook ups.

i live alone but love going out, attending parties, the bar, any social situation really. i just don’t like roomates. my home is my domain and i don’t like sharing it.

i am usually multi-tasking when killing time on the internet.

i plan to retire to a beach house asap.

i like to travel, have been to europe twice, mexico a number of times (cancun, matamoras and oaxaca which is a very non touristy place. my grandfather did a lot of business for Shell in southern mexico and used to take the family to see friends he made there)

i’d like to see asia next.

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[quote]dre wrote:
Wow, strike a nerve did I?

I’m not talking about being a freakin’ doorman here and holding the damn door for everyone.

If someone is right behind me and I hold the door for them, I guess I expect a alittle courtesy. Is that too much to ask?

And I would mow your lawn if you paid me with some homebrew! I love homebrew!

Well, as long as it’s good homebrew.
[/quote]
No, I was not directing this at you or anyone who behaves with doorway etiquette. I was merely contrasting your hate with my hate–offering a different spin to this scenario, if you will.

My homebrew, good? It’s the best homebrew on my block, as far as I know. Plus, my lawn is really small because I live in the city–I just hate having to do it.

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My name is Jason

I love my Honda Trx 450r way too much

I hate laziness

I live for 24 and LOST

I love watching people get hurt

I love the smell of popped fireworks

I hate slow drivers and people who dont use common sense…combine the 2 and I feel like I could murder 5 puppies in front of my 2 year old daughter

I used to be maddly addicted to Counter Strike (maddly might be an under stmt)

I would love to be a boxer but know it will never happen

I live for making perfect slide tackles in soccer

I work better under pressure

Spend atleast 4 hours of my working day on the inet