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[quote]malonetd wrote:
After I got out of the brig, I had a new room and roommate and we made sure field day inspections held some sort of surprise for the inspector.

One of my favorites is when we pushed our beds right next to each other to look like one big king-sized bed. We then put one of those real long body pillows across both beds and tossed a folded comforter across the foot of both beds. At first glance it looked like we shared one big bed.
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Awesome! I can’t believe you went to the brig for that. Maybe loosing rank and being put on “restriction” but the brig?! I hated inspections so much. You wonder why there are so many married 19 year-olds in the military?

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I’m 19 y/o

I started college when I was fifteen. Ironically, I hate the public institution known as school. Even more ironically, I’m sticking with it for a Masters degree starting next year. I was homeschooled till age fourteen.

I’m a complete nerd, but you wouldn’t know it looking at me.

I love ancient history.

I used to be really fat.

I am obsessed with paintball, and prefer to be a sniper.

The worst paintball injury I have received is when a ball hit me in the ear, tearing my earlobe about 1/4 of an inch.

I love cats. I have one cat, and he thinks he’s king of the world. I never got him de-clawed, so I just pretend to agree.

I love snakes. As of right now, I currently own 1 Red tail boa, 3 ball pythons, 1 corn snake, 1 jungle carpet python, and one borneo short tail.

I build my own snake cages, and enjoy doing so.

I love the weird frightened squeaks snake-phobes make when entering my apartment.

I pray to God the snakes never get loose and find the cat. He’s too stupid to run away.

I hate iPod.

I am a devote Christian.

I have brown hair.

I currently own a crappy car.

I love motorcycles.

My favorite song is Papercut by Linkin Park.

I’m self employed and work as a freelance writer. I have published 129 articles, and two books. No, you have never heard of me.

I love to write fantasy and horror. I love to read anything.

My favorite food is banana dipped in tomato paste.

I’ve never tried drugs.

Oatmeal gives me heartburn.

I’m terrified beyond all reason of spiders.

I have reoccurring toe fungus that I can’t eliminate.

I’ve dislocated 3 different joints kickboxing.

I haven’t cried since 1992.

My parents think I’m a freak.

When I was 15, my best friend punched me and broke my nose. I deserved it.

I hate Shakespeare.

I will try anything one time, excluding fried scorpion.

Curry powder makes me vomit.

I hate roller coasters.

I like Yo M’s attitude, and Tariq’s name.

I need to get a life.

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Let’s see…

I love Mexican food so much I’m sometimes afraid I might start weeping tears of joy over a basket of freshly made chips and some really good, cilantro-y salsa.

Last night I tried to do the “loser” gesture to my husband, but screwed it up. For the second time! The first time I used the wrong hand and accidentally implied that he was a “J.” This time, so focused was I on using the proper hand, I forgot to curl my fingers and didn’t manage to execute any letter at all. Just sort of a hand with an extended thumb. I swiftly found myself demoted from happy mocker to sad mockee. I don’t know whether to practice the maneuver secretly and try again another time, or just give up.

I adore the color my toenails are polished. I really should vary the color more, but I get so happy every time I see my toes (which is pretty often), I can’t seem to change it up. But it’s been like an entire year now of Hot Mango, or whatever. Maybe two.

I like the music I run to to be extremely loud and rather angry. Because I rotate my playlist very slowly I tend to listen to the songs currently in favor (so in the first half hour of the playlist) five times a week for months at a time. Consequently, they get stuck in my head a lot. So in faculty workshops at the school things like “YOU SELFISH BITCH, I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN IN HELL FOR THIS SHIT” are running through my head. But I don’t think anyone can tell. I hope not.

I love my car. But I’ve gotten two tickets recently. So it’s all sort of a mixed blessing.

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My name is Paul -but you knew that

I work in a monastery with 900 nuns
They love me beyond all reason

I fear most human beings do not know what love is…or even how to imitate it very well

I teach religion in a state prison

Most days I have no idea why some of those men are incarcerated

Other days I’m frightened they will one day meet my daughter…or my son

I’m clairsentient
It is the cause of much pain -but even more joy -so I’m glad

I dislike turmoil

I’d walk a thousand miles to avoid a conflict

I’ve walked many thousands of miles

I drink waaaaay too much Diet Coke
…seriously …waaay too much!

I wept at each of my childen’s births
I’ve never felt anything like that…before -or since

It bothers me when folks sign emails or letters with Peace…in caps -or even capitalized

peace…is best left in lowercase letters.
It’s strong enough as it is…

peace

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[quote]Pauli D wrote:
I dislike turmoil

I’d walk a thousand miles to avoid a conflict

I’ve walked many thousands of miles
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Awesome.

peace

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I like punk rock, my favorite band is the Circle Jerks

I hate soda.

I have a stupid dog that’s been hit by two cars, a gay dog, a cross eyed cat, and one cat who is pretty cool.

My nickname is G Cube.

I have three movies tied for the position of favorite movie, Saving Private Ryan, A Clockwork Orange, and Versus.

My ideal chick would be a short, pretty, dark haired, dark eyed girl with big boobs, the kind of person that I could have deep conversations with, and make me laugh.

I just started a thread on being dirty in football which I’m sure has made a bunch of the guys here hate me.

I like Indian food.

I really hate school.

I have a third generation Ipod, the one with the four buttons above the scroll wheel.

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I just played with a girl who had the biggest, roundest, fullest center (the protruding part) parts of her nipples I have ever seen on anyone.

Not the diameter of the nipple itself, but the round center part that protrudes when you “nip out” – they were like a half an inch in diameter. Combined with the fact that she had perfect breasts, I thought it was HOT.

Also, both of them were pierced. Extra hot.

And she had lots of tattoos, and very cool ones. I don’t have any myself, and would never get one, but I often find girls of that ilk to be soooooo sexy.

Freaky chicks turn me ON.

Oh, and her face was gorgeous. WOW.

Sorry to ramble – just train of thought. :wink:

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I like to read, drink, eat, and solve theoretical problems.

I’m almost 17 and have never had a job and don’t plan on having one until college, at the earliest. Unless I can be a bouncer.

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[quote]Black Flag wrote:
I have three movies tied for the position of favorite movie, Saving Private Ryan, A Clockwork Orange, and Versus.
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Versus! I thought I was the only one!

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[quote]Damici wrote:
I just played with a girl who had the biggest, roundest, fullest center (the protruding part) parts of her nipples I have ever seen on anyone.

Not the diameter of the nipple itself, but the round center part that protrudes when you “nip out” – they were like a half an inch in diameter. Combined with the fact that she had perfect breasts, I thought it was HOT.

Also, both of them were pierced. Extra hot.

And she had lots of tattoos, and very cool ones. I don’t have any myself, and would never get one, but I often find girls of that ilk to be soooooo sexy.

Freaky chicks turn me ON.

Oh, and her face was gorgeous. WOW.

Sorry to ramble – just train of thought. ;)[/quote]

Need pics.

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[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
My name is given on a need to know basis. And you don’t need to know.

I’m a guitar slinging bitch.

In my high school class, I was voted most likely never to make it to 30. HAHAHAHA!! Fooled them!

I can drink a six pack of beer in 20 minutes. Without throwing up.

I used to date Kevin Nealon, pre SNL days.

I toured with the Ramones in 1979.

My family is considered as “the Osbournes” of our neighborhood. People are too scared to come over and tell us to turn the music down. I’m on a first name basis with every police officer in my town.

I have a six inch scar on my left arm that I got in a bar fight. And no, I didn’t start that one.

I can carry a week’s worth of groceries for five people out of my car and into my house all at once. And that includes the 30 rack of water bottles.

I was the the DJ on the graveyard shift at my University radio station.

I play rugby. On a women’s team. I’m number 4 Lock position.[/quote]

“That’s a huge bitch!”

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My name is Mike.

I want to be a professional Mixed Martial Arts fighter and then President of the United States.

I go to a highly esteemed academic college in the Northeast that is predominantly filled with upper-class individuals who wear pink shorts, popped collars, and boat shoes.

I hate pink shorts, popped collars, boat shoes, and more often than not, the people that wear them.

I hate onions, mushrooms, squash, zuccinni, and any other stringy or mushy-textured vegetable.

I also hate werewolves, the dark, the ocean, sharp objects, am afraid of dogs, cats, and any animal with sharp claws and/or teeth, and have seen ghosts or some sort of hallucination/apparition on 6 different occasions in my life beginning when I was 5 years old.

I love Deuce Bigalo: European Gigalo, even though it was voted worst movie of 2006. I have seen it close to 10 times.

I hate being small-ish.

I love God.

I love sex with my extremely hot girlfriend who also has an amazing ass.

I think I may have the most active libido/most naturally high testosterone levels of any man on the planet.

I don’t understand how most people on this website can afford waste the time required to read and/or comment on most of the topics on T-Nation without becoming too bored or losing loved ones and their jobs.

I used /'s way too many times.

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Will be sure to try to get some next time we play. :wink:

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Damici wrote:
I just played with a girl who had the biggest, roundest, fullest center (the protruding part) parts of her nipples I have ever seen on anyone.

Not the diameter of the nipple itself, but the round center part that protrudes when you “nip out” – they were like a half an inch in diameter. Combined with the fact that she had perfect breasts, I thought it was HOT.

Also, both of them were pierced. Extra hot.

And she had lots of tattoos, and very cool ones. I don’t have any myself, and would never get one, but I often find girls of that ilk to be soooooo sexy.

Freaky chicks turn me ON.

Oh, and her face was gorgeous. WOW.

Sorry to ramble – just train of thought. :wink:

Need pics.[/quote]

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[quote]WxHerk wrote:
tmoney1 asks the very legitimate question:

Hey John,

Does your hot wife know you are looking at boobs 'n butts of other hot girls? Just curious. lol.

Actually, she points out hot women whenever we’re together. As she’s told more than one wife who gets pissed at her husband’s looking: “hell, if he leaves you for THAT he doesn’t deserve you in the first place.” She’s right. I look but have absolutely NO interest in touching. I would sooner shoot my wife than do something like that to her. [/quote]

Sounds good. Thanks for clearing that up John. She sounds pretty cool to me.

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[quote]Squiggles wrote:

The worst paintball injury I have received is when a ball hit me in the ear, tearing my earlobe about 1/4 of an inch.

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Squiggs, that sounds painful man, I cringed when I read that. Hope it’s all good.

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[quote]bigblue244 wrote:
My name is Mike.

I want to be a professional Mixed Martial Arts fighter and then President of the United States.

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Mike,

You have my vote.

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Pauli D wrote:
I dislike turmoil

I’d walk a thousand miles to avoid a conflict

I’ve walked many thousands of miles

Awesome.

peace
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Second that.

peace

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[quote]Black Flag wrote:

I have a stupid dog that’s been hit by two cars, a gay dog, a cross eyed cat, and one cat who is pretty cool.

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I don’t know why, but I was cracking up when I read this.

Good stuff G Cube.

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name is Damien 22 years old.

Named after an Saint, not the devil.

Work in a steel plant for 2 years now.
some days I love it, most days I hate it.

I have a jeep with 40" tires and cant afford the gas for it.

listen to death metal, country and rap, however Blind Melon will always be my fav.

Been to london and Africe before I was 16 years old. Brazil is next.

currently being sued by a drunk driver.

deathly afraid of spiders and bats, but have a cat that kills both to save me when I hide in the bathroom from them. Also have 2 dogs that are afrais of the cat.

Quit drinking at 21 from being too stupid.

thats about it

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My name is Sean.

I’m 18.

I have no idea what I want to do with my life.