[quote]dre wrote:
Although The Chronic album is one of the best rap albums ever.[/quote]
Agreed, but I would take out the word “rap” and just call it one of the best albums ever.
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I hate Math.[/quote]
Math is cool
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I love beer.[/quote]
Beer is cooler
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I’ll listen to any type of music on the planet. Except Country. I fukin’ hate country. And don’t give me this bullshiat about how the new Country doesn’t really sound like Country. It does sound like Country and it sucks.[/quote]
New country doesn’t sound like country and it does suck. Older country and outlaw country is some great listening. A lot of it is good drinking music, too.
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I hate it when men don’t have a firm handshake.[/quote]
For the most part, I agree, but I understand there are exceptions. There are people who use their hands for work everyday. Their hands get beat up and it hurt to shake hard. I have days like this after a couple of rough days at work.
I don’t have a microwave, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
The only two things worse are the captains of crush, and the way too long holding of hands. The hand shake should be over by the time you’ve finished the greetings. I don’t even like holding hands with chicks, so get it done and LET GO. I’ve only had 1 guy try to crush my knuckles, like he wanted to kick my ass, and that was the new preacher at my mom’s church. Weird.
On a similar note, what’s REALLY infuriating is when you’re going through a door that can only be pulled open in your direction, so you get there and pull it open, planning to (obviously) then walk through it, but then, once you’ve opened it all the way, someone who’s coming in the opposite direction (towards you) walks through the door AS IF YOU WERE OPENING IT FOR THEM!! Mother–fuckers!!! I HATE that!!![/quote]
I’m going to take a wild guess and say that you are getting a job at Shell?
Am I right?
Let’s see, already have a job and not done with school yet. Grandfather worked for Shell.
Nepotism for the win!
[quote]texasguy wrote:
i’ll be getting a job in houston (my home town) as an accounts manager with an oil company whose name will remain anonymous. unless i find a better offer of course.
my grandfather did a lot of business for Shell in southern mexico and used to take the family to see friends he made there)
Alright man, I hear ya. Feel free to spew your hate with us!
Now I really want some good homebrew. I’ll PM you my address, how about you send me some! lol
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
No, I was not directing this at you or anyone who behaves with doorway etiquette. I was merely contrasting your hate with my hate–offering a different spin to this scenario, if you will.
My homebrew, good? It’s the best homebrew on my block, as far as I know. Plus, my lawn is really small because I live in the city–I just hate having to do it.[/quote]
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
The weak handshake is bad.
The only two things worse are the captains of crush, and the way too long holding of hands. The hand shake should be over by the time you’ve finished the greetings. I don’t even like holding hands with chicks, so get it done and LET GO. I’ve only had 1 guy try to crush my knuckles, like he wanted to kick my ass, and that was the new preacher at my mom’s church. Weird. [/quote]
Handshakes should be illegal. You just wiped your ass, I don’t want to shake your hand.
But what if you wipe with your left hand and shake with your right?
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
The weak handshake is bad.
The only two things worse are the captains of crush, and the way too long holding of hands. The hand shake should be over by the time you’ve finished the greetings. I don’t even like holding hands with chicks, so get it done and LET GO. I’ve only had 1 guy try to crush my knuckles, like he wanted to kick my ass, and that was the new preacher at my mom’s church. Weird.
Handshakes should be illegal. You just wiped your ass, I don’t want to shake your hand.[/quote]
[quote]dre wrote:
But what if you wipe with your left hand and shake with your right?
Zap Branigan wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
The weak handshake is bad.
The only two things worse are the captains of crush, and the way too long holding of hands. The hand shake should be over by the time you’ve finished the greetings. I don’t even like holding hands with chicks, so get it done and LET GO. I’ve only had 1 guy try to crush my knuckles, like he wanted to kick my ass, and that was the new preacher at my mom’s church. Weird.
Handshakes should be illegal. You just wiped your ass, I don’t want to shake your hand.
[quote]dre wrote:
But what if you wipe with your left hand and shake with your right?
Zap Branigan wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
The weak handshake is bad.
The only two things worse are the captains of crush, and the way too long holding of hands. The hand shake should be over by the time you’ve finished the greetings. I don’t even like holding hands with chicks, so get it done and LET GO. I’ve only had 1 guy try to crush my knuckles, like he wanted to kick my ass, and that was the new preacher at my mom’s church. Weird.
Handshakes should be illegal. You just wiped your ass, I don’t want to shake your hand.
I stopped clapping after making poopy on the potty a couple of years ago.
Although, I still get excited sometimes after a really big dooger.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
You still clap don’t you?
dre wrote:
But what if you wipe with your left hand and shake with your right?
Zap Branigan wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
The weak handshake is bad.
The only two things worse are the captains of crush, and the way too long holding of hands. The hand shake should be over by the time you’ve finished the greetings. I don’t even like holding hands with chicks, so get it done and LET GO. I’ve only had 1 guy try to crush my knuckles, like he wanted to kick my ass, and that was the new preacher at my mom’s church. Weird.
Handshakes should be illegal. You just wiped your ass, I don’t want to shake your hand.
[quote]rsg wrote:
dre wrote:
But what if you wipe with your left hand and shake with your right?
Zap Branigan wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
The weak handshake is bad.
The only two things worse are the captains of crush, and the way too long holding of hands. The hand shake should be over by the time you’ve finished the greetings. I don’t even like holding hands with chicks, so get it done and LET GO. I’ve only had 1 guy try to crush my knuckles, like he wanted to kick my ass, and that was the new preacher at my mom’s church. Weird.
Handshakes should be illegal. You just wiped your ass, I don’t want to shake your hand.
