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I’m Cody

I dropped out of college after three years because I didn’t feel like I was learning how to do anything except spend money.

I currently own my own personal training and consultation business, and yet still work at the local Radioshack.

A blonde woman with large breasts made me work at Radioshack.

I’m a Christian, but loathe going to church in the South.

I have over 1,000 comics. Most of which I will soon eBay. But not Batman. Or the Justice League.

I’ve been in martial arts for 18 years. From age five to 12, it was ATA TKD. Switched at 12 to a local instructor who taught what he knew of TKD and Muay Thai. Stayed with him till I was 14. At 16, picked up with Isshinryu Karate, and have been with it since. Also, have occassional workings with BJJ.

I have dated more women who were married than who weren’t.

Karate moms are usually hot.

I’ve taught kids martial arts for the past five years.

I can’t back squat or lunge properly.

The Inhumanoids terrified me more than the Cthulhu mythos.

My favorite lift is the Dumbbell Pull and Catch, and neutral grip chinups.

All the bones and joints on my left side are shaped differently than the right. And yet, I don’t look completely like the Elephant Man.

I get bored easily.

I can tell when most people are lying.

I own two pair of jeans.

I feel reading and studying are the lost arts which will damn future generations.

In five years, I will have my own gym, dojo, and comic book store.

I am always at least 30 minutes early for EVERYTHING.

The only porn I can watch is lesbian porn.

My youngest brother has Down Syndrome, but has more suave than I ever will. He has also competed at the state level in Special Olympics. And has single-digit body fat.

My middle brother has OCD, paranoid schizophrenia, and sometimes suffers from delusions. He also has a photographic memory, and an IQ approaching 170.

I am never completely honest or open with anyone.

Cookies and Cream shakes from Baskin Robbins are the only cheat food God intended for me to eat. All of them, I mean.

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Vash,

Thanks bro, this is a good one:

I feel reading and studying are the lost arts which will damn future generations.

You da man.

floripa

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[quote]Damici wrote:
Also . . .

I have never had a cold sore or canker sore.

I have never had heartburn.

I have never had a headache.
[/quote]

Same here, which I am very grateful to God for that, and I hope, God willing, it continues.

A guy I used to work with would get really bad migraines about once a month, and would have to miss 2-3 days of work every month. I felt really bad for him, and really thankful I don’t get them, and hopefully never do.

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[quote]WxHerk wrote:

I’d have done this sooner but, thanks to florianopolis, found out about the boobs 'n butts threads so had to take that detour. Thanks, florianopolis

My wife is hot as a firecracker and extremely cool, to boot! I love her more every day. What a great partner.

[/quote]

Hey John,

Does your hot wife know you are looking at boobs 'n butts of other hot girls? Just curious. lol.

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my names Dan

i’m a junior at western michigan university studying exercise science

i plan on being a successful strength & conditioning coach some day

i’m about to compete in my 2nd bodybuilding contest in 2 weeks(Flint Ironman-natural)

i’ve like bodybuilding the last couple of years but i’m sick of the competitive side of it & how its portrayed

after this show’s over i’m done with traditional bodybuilding type training, i haven’t decided what i’d like to do yet though

music is my life, dream theater, opeth, & porcupine tree make up 80% of it

i like to squat, alot…i like to do “non-traditional” bodybuilding exercises such as rack lockouts & rope pull through’s for bodybuilding purposes

i like to see jackasses slam their weights down and then somehow make them notice me gently set my “heavier” weights down(may i add, they’re usually wearing gloves, straps, and a belt compared to my raw caloused hands and loosely tucked t-shirt)

i like the comments and looks you get in the grocery store for shopping on the outside aisles

i like the feeling of passing up the complimentary breadsticks at restaraunts knowing that i didn’t fuck with my insulin resistance

i like being up at 7 am cooking some grass fed beef on the foreman while my college roommates are still out drinking

i like people telling me “aren’t you glad your “diet” is almost over so you can finally live again” because i know inside that they will never test themselves as deep as I am & therefore will never “live” as i do

hah, i’ll stop there, cool thread

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Im Kyle i live in Maryland

Ive moved over 5 times and love georgia.

Ive never gotten a job for money just to end my boredom.

Smoked weed for the first time ever tonight.

Fav exercise is the chinup fav muscle is my chest. most needing improvement my shoulders.

I love coffee and drink it black, strong, and without sweetner.

My favorite movie is fightclub.

Im an optimist to the extreme and am almost always smiliing or happy.

I love hearing about others and i always ask ppl questions about themselves and i listen not just hear them.

The best meal(healthy to) in the world is tomato paste on ground turkey/ground beef with lettuce and shredded low fat cheese! Then an apple or cup of blue berrie son the side so good lol!

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[quote]Brutus_G wrote:

The best meal(healthy to) in the world is tomato paste on ground turkey/ground beef with lettuce and shredded low fat cheese! Then an apple or cup of blue berrie son the side so good lol![/quote]

This is where the weed kicked in :o)

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[quote]Malevolence wrote:
subdivision wrote:
I cannot snap my fingers or whistle

On that tip… I personally have the loudest snap of anyone I have ever met, by a large margin. [/quote]

In that case I hate you and your competent snap. Whenever I count off a song I have to clap instead of snap, and it makes me feel really stupid.

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Sometimes when I am at a concert and the band tries to get people to clap I purposely clap on 1 and 3 just to keep the stereotype alive.[/quote]

YOU!!!MUST!!!DIE!!!

I usually just start clapping randomly, because it just doesn’t even make a difference anymore…

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[quote]Irish Muscle wrote:
Sometimes i race against the toilet flush when i pee
[/quote]

I’m not the only one!

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tmoney1 asks the very legitimate question:

Hey John,

Does your hot wife know you are looking at boobs 'n butts of other hot girls? Just curious. lol.

Actually, she points out hot women whenever we’re together. As she’s told more than one wife who gets pissed at her husband’s looking: “hell, if he leaves you for THAT he doesn’t deserve you in the first place.” She’s right. I look but have absolutely NO interest in touching. I would sooner shoot my wife than do something like that to her.

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[quote]WxHerk wrote:
… I would sooner shoot my wife than do something like that to her. [/quote]

I think she would prefer you cheat a little.

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My names Eric.

I got the nickname Easy E from college…when I was single…enough said.

Without heavy weights I would be in jail for killing someone.

I love testing my limits in AND out of the gym.

Im tired of answering people on why I eat like I do.

Weights and music are my therapy for everday life. Favorites are: Killswitch Engage, Nonpoint, Mobb Deep, and Dipset.

I wish I could train shoulders everday.

I love to sing Mr. Hankey the Christmas Pooh song.

I will never be big enough.

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
malonetd wrote:
I was court martial-ed in the Marine Corps for having my girlfriend live with me in the barracks.

And S-1 probably laughed at you when you asked for BAH.
[/quote]

SO I take it she didn’t leave the room for Field Day inspection??

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Zap Branigan says: I think she would prefer you cheat a little.

Good point, Zap. I could’ve worded that just a wee bit better! ;-]

Oh, like Easy E, I also love to sing the “Mr. Hanky Song.”

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I don’t own a cell phone.

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You can call me Uncle Gabby, or just plain Gabby. I don’t care.

My Great Great Grandfather is buried two miles up the road from where I was born and raised.

He fought in the War of Northern Agression, as did all of his bothers. One was killed in Picket’s Charge.

Ok, civil war. And my people never owned slaves, slavery was evil, and I own nothing with a rebel flag on it.

I went to film school, but want to be a fire fighter.

I haven’t ridden my motorcycle in seven months.

I hate squats, yet I look forward to them all week.

I’m keen on Jesus, but not only do I know that the bible was written by men, I think they did a rather poor job on most of it.

Three things I’m going to do before the year is out, Front Squat 225 for reps, get a dog, and start going to church.

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:
LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
malonetd wrote:
I was court martial-ed in the Marine Corps for having my girlfriend live with me in the barracks.

And S-1 probably laughed at you when you asked for BAH.

SO I take it she didn’t leave the room for Field Day inspection??[/quote]

She lived there for about two months before we got caught. Many people just assumed she was another Marine.

I actually, for whatever reason, had a room in a separate building from the rest of my unit. Only a handful of people in that building knew who I, or she, was. I got caught when someone for that building’s unit was checking the rooms and accidentally went into mine.

After I got out of the brig, I had a new room and roommate and we made sure field day inspections held some sort of surprise for the inspector.

One of my favorites is when we pushed our beds right next to each other to look like one big king-sized bed. We then put one of those real long body pillows across both beds and tossed a folded comforter across the foot of both beds. At first glance it looked like we shared one big bed.

We pushed the limits with what we could do to our rooms and every field day there was a new “rule” that could not be done in the rooms.

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My first name is Matthew.

I’m pretty much obsessed with my dog.

I’m in a long term relationship with the Boston Red Sox. We’ve had our fair share of ups and downs.

In one of my hockey games as a kid, I broke a puck in half with my slap shot. Yeah, it was probably a brittle old puck, but at the time it was the coolest thing in the world.

I’ll go on any sort of long drive any chance I can get. I’ve driven from South Dakota/Minnesota straight through to Boston many times.

I spend probably 25% of my day listening to music and air drumming.

I’m only 22 and I’ve lived many places (my mother was in the Navy - hooray for moving!). Florida, Maine, Iceland, Sicily, South Dakota, Massachusetts, Minnesota, and soon to be North Dakota.

I recently ran into the back of a school bus because the little hottie I was with decided to show me her tans lines on her chest.

I’ve never met anyone famous.

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[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Oh yeah, whenever I jerk off/get laid, I like to blast the Star Wars theme. Unless I’m doing anal. Then it’s the Imperial March.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think the whole block heard me laughing!