“A stiff Dick has no Conscience”
(Unknown)
“Opinions are like assholes - everyone’s got one”
(Unknown)
“No…Hunny, that dress doesn’t make you look fat”
(A wise T-Man)
“If I had known I was going to live this Long, I would
have taken better care of my body.”
(George Burns)
i did not choose to live my life for the reward at the end, but for the way it felt as i went along.
“Do what you like, like what you do.”
“The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.”
“A setback is only a set up for a comeback” - Titan’s fan, written on a sign after superbowl loss.
A buddy of mine recently threw out that “Opinions are like assholes,” comment. I replied “I wish they were. That way everyone would have an opinion but no one would be really keen on exposing it to the public.” Nice, huh?
-Demo Dick
Test all things. Hold onto what is good. - St. Paul, New Testament
- “I don’t want to be immortal through my work. I want to be immortal through not dying”-Woody Allen
- “I got kicked out of college for cheating on a metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the guy next to me”-also Woody Allen."
- “You know, what Einstein said isn’t so stupid”-Wolfgang Pauli during Einstein’s lecture
- “Hear & you forget, see & you remember, do & you understand”-Confucius
- “Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night” -EA Poe
- anything by Vince Lombardi
Youth is wasted on the young.
Y’all know me. Y’all know what I do for a livin’.
Thou dost infect my eyes!
This is God’s doing. It is wonderous in our eyes.
What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.-
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Not Bad! (Joey Z.)
1)“Relax, kids swallow quarters all the time…if she craps out two dimes and a nickel then you can start worrying.” 2)“I wish you wouldn’t do that.” “Well you can wish in one hand and crap in another and see which one fills up first.” -Grumpier Old Men