If not now, when?
Pain is just weakness leaving the body…
Methoxy- Don’t get your panties in a bundle. My quote was not a joke. Only a fool would make light of the atrocities perpetrated by the Nazi regime. Having said that, the quote is symbolic of the nation wide brainwashing that Hiler, Goebbels, Himmler, et.al. were able to perform on the German Reich from '33-'45. It should serve as an unforgettable reminder to everyone how powerful words and propoganda can be. Next time- please think before your offering feigned, politically correct outrage.
My favourite quotes are from Gladiator
“I knew a man once who said, “Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.””
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“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
“We will only be truly free when the last king has been strangled by the entrails of the last priest.”-Unknown
" I never had sexual relations with that woman…Monica Lewinsky"
“It depends on what the definition of is, is.”
Scumbag in Chief, Bill Clinton.
SPOON BOY, bending a spoon: “Your spoon does not bend because it is just that, a spoon. Mine bends because there really is no spoon, just my mind. Link yourself to the spoon. Become the spoon and bend yourself.” “THE MATRIX”
"No Fat Chicks!"(Homer Simpson)
Never, ever, ever give up! Thank you. Winston Churchill at a graduation speech.
BRAVO MIX!!(I got the point but asking people to think these days is an exercise in futility)
“life is either a dareing adventure or nothing” by Hellen Keller
“A man reach should exceed his grasp or whats a heaven for” by don’t remember think Henry David Thourough( I can’t spell)
“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation” I think that ones E.E. Cummings
“DDDOOOHHHH” by Homer Simpson
“I just swung as hard as I could at the one in the middle” by Mickey Mantle after a night of partying before a game(result=game winning homerun)
“Shut up and sit down, your an idiot” by Ben Stern
To the victor go the spoils. Know yourself, but not your enemy, and you will win half your battles, know your enemy but not yourself, again, you will only win half your battles, however, if you know yourself, and your enemy, you will be victorious every time. - Sun Tsu
- “It is better to keep quiet and thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and forever remove all doubt” -Abraham Lincoln 2) “When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of U and ME”- Navy SEAL saying, I believe 3) “You have to go with the ugly ones first” - my stepfather, Fabio 4) “You must rule with an iron fist in a velvet glove” -Niccolo’ Machiavelli 5) “What I need right now is for all you fat, ugly, out-of -shape sweathogs to sit down and shut up while I show your women what a REAL MAN looks like. Now hit my music!” - Rick Rude
Mr. Mixsixoplix- are you kiddin? Ive been livin in Germany most of my life! I know what was going on during the 3rd Reich, so dont give me that bs do more research. Im right at the source
Methoxy- I’m in Germany too, brainiac (Frankfurt). Do my research? Thanks for the advice. I’ll rush down to Sachsenhausen right now and interview some people and get their thoughts on WWII
(paraphrase) “Someday you are going to have a great idea. You are going to walk out of your cubicle and go tell the man in the suit your great idea. He’s going to tell you that you are an idiot and tell you to go back to your cubicle. My question to you is, who will you believe?” - Bill Cosby to a graduating class
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There are only two rules a woman needs to learn- lose weight and put out- Adam Corrola in reference to the book The Rules
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If it Floats, Flys, F**Ks or faces the water it is always better to rent than own- source unknown
If you ever find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
The path of least resistance makes rivers and men crooked. Unknown
The following quotes are some of my favorite from the Sopranos:
“I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider salads.” Tony.
"Leave the fuckin cheese there, alright! I love fuckin cheese at my feet! I stick motherfuckin provologne in my socks at night, so they smell like your sista's crotch in the mornin!" Silvio.
"My fuckin lawyar was finally able to demonstrate I don't pose a flight risk. Flight risk... I've been fartin into the same sofa cushion for da last eighteen months." Junior.
"Why don't cha get the fuck outa here, before I shove your quotations book, up ya fat fuckin ass!" Tony
- When in doubt, choke him out - Gene LeBell
- Ain’t no stopping what can’t be stopped, no stopping what can’t be killed. - Predator 2
- Balling repeatedly highlights on SportsCenter, please repeat after me, there’s only one rule . . . I WILL NOT LOSE! - Jay Z.
The only place where success comes before work, is in the dictionary!
You are the sum total of every choice that you have ever made.
The best quote of all time has to come from the greatest man of the iron game - Arnie in Predator. " If it bleeds, we can kill it "