Quotes From Gladiator

I’m entirely too fed up with every easily impressioned idiot quoting that goddamn movie.

  1. You’re not Russell Crowe
  2. You’ll never fight in the Colisseum
  3. You’re not the saviors of masculinity just because you say so.
  4. Romans didn’t speak with an English accent (come on, seriously)
  5. Most people who quote it would piss their pants at the thought of a Roman short sword through the kidneys.

It’s time to move on, kids. What are you all going to quote next, Ellen Degeneres?

Hey Gladiator quoting is better than Fight Club quoting any day!

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Hey everyone just giving a SHOUT to one of my favorite movies. We are having a meeting after school with cookies and juice. Don’t forget to bring your cardboard swords, we had to stop using the wood ones because that weeny charles got a bruise on his leg and his mom got mad. SOOOOO anyways i got beat up by that bully again, i totally just felt like maximus at the end of gladiator when he gets beat, but i didnt end up killing the bully. I sooooo wish i was in olden times and we were in teh colliseum, then i would show him. Alright well give me a shout later my email is

oiled.up.gladiator@leather.com

[quote]Arc_1mpuls3 wrote:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[/quote]

Nailed it on the head Arc. My favorite quote from this movie (or any movie for that matter) is this one. Every time I watch that part I get goose bumps.

[quote]Contrl wrote:
I’m entirely too fed up with every easily impressioned idiot quoting that goddamn movie.

  1. You’re not Russell Crowe
  2. You’ll never fight in the Colisseum
  3. You’re not the saviors of masculinity just because you say so.
  4. Romans didn’t speak with an English accent (come on, seriously)
  5. Most people who quote it would piss their pants at the thought of a Roman short sword through the kidneys.

It’s time to move on, kids. What are you all going to quote next, Ellen Degeneres?[/quote]

The English accent is important, because the Romans, like the English had an empire, and they probably also could tell immediately your education and social status from your accent.

Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!

Commodus: He sleeps so well because he is loved.

Phoenix did the best job in the film.
Anyway, Gladiator was good, but Troy was better.

The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Red knight goin’ down. Down, down, down. Red knight goin’ down.

The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick.

From my favorite movie:

Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.
Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
We don’t usually pick up hitchhikers… but I’m-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!

While Gladiator is a great movie, I don’t find it very quotable.

Now Superbad on the other hand:

“The thing about my back is it’s located on my cock.”

“Unleash hell.”

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Commodus: He sleeps so well because he is loved.

Phoenix did the best job in the film.
Anyway, Gladiator was good, but Troy was better.[/quote]

Riiiiggghhht.

Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber…you go and do something like this…AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!

[quote]TheDudeAbides wrote:
From my favorite movie:

Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.
Hey guys. Oh, big gulps huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
We don’t usually pick up hitchhikers… but I’m-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner![/quote]

Are you kidding? My favorite line from gladiator was “THIS IS SPARTA!”

No contention.

[quote]Contrl wrote:

  1. Romans didn’t speak with an English accent (come on, seriously)

[/quote]

Yeah, but not too many people would see the movie if they spoke Latin. Operor vos teneo quis ego vilis?

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Contrl wrote:

  1. Romans didn’t speak with an English accent (come on, seriously)

Yeah, but not too many people would see the movie if they spoke Latin. Operor vos teneo quis ego vilis?

[/quote]

Yea, e pluribus unum, and shit.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Contrl wrote:

  1. Romans didn’t speak with an English accent (come on, seriously)

Yeah, but not too many people would see the movie if they spoke Latin. Operor vos teneo quis ego vilis?

[/quote]

Isn’t it an Australian accent?

[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Contrl wrote:

  1. Romans didn’t speak with an English accent (come on, seriously)

Yeah, but not too many people would see the movie if they spoke Latin. Operor vos teneo quis ego vilis?

Yea, e pluribus unum, and shit.[/quote]

idk my bff jill?

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Contrl wrote:

  1. Romans didn’t speak with an English accent (come on, seriously)

Yeah, but not too many people would see the movie if they spoke Latin. Operor vos teneo quis ego vilis?

Yea, e pluribus unum, and shit.

idk my bff jill?[/quote]

myob