OK friends, I’m leaving for Vegas this afternoon and welcome any last-minute tips or suggestions from any Vegas veterans out there. I’ve been there about 5 times and it’s always an absolutely wild trip…this time it’s with about 12 guys for a bachelor party. Favorite clubs? Bars? Strippers? Etc.?
Don’t go to lost wages. Just pay some woman to take her cloths of where you are at and get drunk with your christmas lights then hand your money to some bum. Same difference only you do not feed the money mongers there.
Make sure you don’t acidentally kill a stripper and then the security gaurd that comes to investigate the commotion that sees the dead stripper…
Man there are so many clubs to hit. We had a good time at Rio and Rum Jungle(Mandalay). Also hit the happy hour at Hard Rock, there are so many fine honies there you will not believe it. Go downtown to Gamble and save you $$ to Drink on the Strip.
In case you are wondreing what I’m talking about that happened in a movie called “Very Bad Things” its pretty funny you should watch it before you go.
bars and strip joints? just take a yrip to the bunny ranch (still open?). peace
While you’re there, train at the Gold’s on Boulder Highway.
If you are a member at another location, make sure you get
your free travel card before you depart…Otherwise they charge
a nominal fee of $10 per day.(The place is F@#ing huge!) As far
as gentlemen’s clubs go, stay away from “Glitter Gulch!” This
place gives new meaning to the word LAME!.. Best Buffet:“The Rio.”
This particular buffet is an actual food court with every food
imaginable; you can literally eat yourself sick. (Don’t forget to take
advantage of the “vomitorium,” then go back for 4ths and 5ths…Just
kidding!) If you are downtown, DO NOT PLAY ANY OF THE SLOT
MACHINES!!!..They post super payback placards but in actuality are
SHUT OFF COMPLETELY!.. Yes, RIGGED! The “Fix Is In”; trust me
on this!.. It’s a great place to test your playing skills at dice or
blackjack, though. Good Luck, your Gambling fool, Joey Z. ::::----::::
Always stand on hard 17, only split aces and 8s and only double on 10 or 11 when the up card is 9 or less.
Pretty much all you need to know.
make sure you see Lance Burton at the Monte Carlo. He’s one of the greatest magicians in the world.