[quote]Standard Donkey wrote:
do u think they bake the aids into the protein?[/quote]
Maybe thats why heating your protein is bad. It releases the latent AIDs.
lol to all the comments, me and my parents had a “talk” last night on the subject. they honestly believe that protein powders cause aids and are actually gonna petition to remove all protein supplements from the local gnc.
it’ll be funny to watch my parents get embarrassed, but it’ll be embarrassing for me because they’re my parents.
or…the petition will succeed and no more protein powder for me =(
[quote]deadliftgoal500 wrote:
lol to all the comments, me and my parents had a “talk” last night on the subject. they honestly believe that protein powders cause aids and are actually gonna petition to remove all protein supplements from the local gnc.
it’ll be funny to watch my parents get embarrassed, but it’ll be embarrassing for me because they’re my parents.
or…the petition will succeed and no more protein powder for me =([/quote]
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]deadliftgoal500 wrote:
lol to all the comments, me and my parents had a “talk” last night on the subject. they honestly believe that protein powders cause aids and are actually gonna petition to remove all protein supplements from the local gnc.
it’ll be funny to watch my parents get embarrassed, but it’ll be embarrassing for me because they’re my parents.
or…the petition will succeed and no more protein powder for me =([/quote]
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lmfao at the picture.
and ya they created a petition and got my neighbor to sign it as well.
[quote]UB07 wrote:
[quote]D Public wrote:
i also believe it has to do with sharing needles, unprotected sex, and other usual sources of transmittting aids…not aids protein 
just because two things correlate with eachother does not mean they cause each other…
in ny, crime goes up when ice cream sales go up…
but, it’s not the ice cream causing the crime…it’s the heat from summer…[/quote]
It’s not the heat, it’s the fact that people are outside more for longer hours. In other news, wind is caused by rustling leaves on trees. [/quote]
i remember a kid in high school (9th grade?) that thought trees movements created wind…
I like a nice blend.
I find that I get my best results from 30% whey, 40% cassein, 30% AIDS!
WTF??! This whole story is just sad. Do these people know what actually causes HIV/AIDS?
Or do they just think it’s from microwave burritos and protein powders?
10% whey 10% casein 80% semen
I like India even if it’s among the most unathletic nations on this earth.
Although Polo’s kinda badass.
Anyway, here’s a theory:
Protein powder consumption would probably be pretty much exclusive to those who train in gyms. Which is still kinda new in the Punjab. A large percentage of gays among them? We are talking about a high risk group, especially in 3rd world countries, where homosexuality is not openly tolerated.
Also, the study does not say pp CAN get you positive. That would be quite a scientific discovery, published all around the world - “New AIDS vector discovered!”
[quote]deadliftgoal500 wrote:
lol to all the comments, me and my parents had a “talk” last night on the subject. they honestly believe that protein powders cause aids and are actually gonna petition to remove all protein supplements from the local gnc.
it’ll be funny to watch my parents get embarrassed, but it’ll be embarrassing for me because they’re my parents.
or…the petition will succeed and no more protein powder for me =([/quote]
Have you tried hitting them?
Because, no offense to you, theyre dicks.
Protein AIDS in muscle building, and treatment of a number of maladies.
I think this is the only protein that can give you AIDS.
Everyone’s laughing, but I have yet to see anyone offer any credible evidence that they don’t use semen to make protein powder in India. Maybe his folks are onto something.
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Everyone’s laughing, but I have yet to see anyone offer any credible evidence that they don’t use semen to make protein powder in India. Maybe his folks are onto something. [/quote]
HaHaHaHaHa I love how you bring levity to the conversation. Bravo.
OK, a couple of weeks ago, the media says creatine (and NOT doing ridiculously long triceps supersets in a done in a dehydrated state while in sauna-like temperatures)causes muscle compartment syndrome.
Now the Punjabi media reports that it’s protein powder (and NOT anonymous gay sex with multiple partners and dirty needle sharing) that causes AIDS.
Maybe the underlying message in all this is that it’s high time we all gave up on this whole lifting thing, catch the ghey, and take up a respectable hobby like stamp collecting.
So the question then becomes: should this website be converted to a one that’s dedicated to the intelligent and relentless pursuit of rare stamps, surprise gay buttsecks, and shooting up smack? I mean, SAFETY FIRST, right?
[quote]BobParr wrote:
OK, a couple of weeks ago, the media says creatine (and NOT doing ridiculously long triceps supersets in a done in a dehydrated state while in sauna-like temperatures)causes muscle compartment syndrome.
Now the Punjabi media reports that it’s protein powder (and NOT anonymous gay sex with multiple partners and dirty needle sharing) that causes AIDS.
Maybe the underlying message in all this is that it’s high time we all gave up on this whole lifting thing, catch the ghey, and take up a respectable hobby like stamp collecting.
So the question then becomes: should this website be converted to a one that’s dedicated to the intelligent and relentless pursuit of rare stamps, surprise gay buttsecks, and shooting up smack? I mean, SAFETY FIRST, right?[/quote]
LOL!
Well, I vote down stamp collecting, and in its stead, we begin QUILTING!
AIDS QUILT FTW
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
I like India even if it’s among the most unathletic nations on this earth.
Although Polo’s kinda badass.
Anyway, here’s a theory:
Protein powder consumption would probably be pretty much exclusive to those who train in gyms. Which is still kinda new in the Punjab. A large percentage of gays among them? We are talking about a high risk group, especially in 3rd world countries, where homosexuality is not openly tolerated.
Also, the study does not say pp CAN get you positive. That would be quite a scientific discovery, published all around the world - “New AIDS vector discovered!”[/quote]
What makes India the most unathletic nation in the world? I’m not Indian I’m just wondering why…is it they physically suck at sports…or the mindset in that country is no to sports so no one even thinks about it?
Lets quilt and crochet! LOL
Shit. Lets just do this
