Professor X - Who Is He?

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[quote]DTak wrote:
kligor wrote:
Since the Prof has not posted his real picture in this thread yet, I’ve scoured the internet far and wide, and found this, albeit, about 5 years outdated:

If you photoshoped the mohawk onto the shadow it would be more impressive work…as to the rest of the thread what in the hell, good thing I am getting paid to read this.

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The picture was photoshopped, but not by me (I’m not the most computer savvy person). I just gave it to my sister, telling her to photoshop the mohawk, but she said that’s too hard, so she cut off mr. T’s head, pasted it instead of Prof. X’s, and adjusted the skin colour to match.

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[quote]
What,you mean you don’t like me.Boo Hoo,I’m gonna go kill myself because the mighty Randman doesn’t think I’m cool.I’m gonna slit my wrist because my life is just so incomplete without the approval of Randman.Now I’ve got something new to whine and bitch about until my nutsack drops.Now excuse me while I lock myself up in my room and cry myself to sleep.[/quote]

I actually bought a life size Barney costume and I have my roommate wear it and slap my ass and she yells “Randman hates you!” over and over. It’s a good reminder and then I lock myself up in my room and cry myself to sleep.

Oh, before I do that, I track every single thing that Professor X does with my Ooginator 3000… Here’s a sample day from my readouts…I just installed GPS on this thing so it’s sweet!

1 post on T-Nation

2 eat

3 post on T-Nation

4 eat

5 post on T-Nation

6 go to the gym and post on T-Nation at the same time (brings the laptop)
eat

7 post on T-Nation

8 oh, and then wheel into the office and take care of patients while posting on T-Nation and eating.

One patient suffering from pink eye was mistakenly given his advice to a skinny kid who wants to be cut. So the patient is home with a eye full of pus, eating 10,000 calories and some skinny kid in Michigan is putting drops in his eyes, and flexing in a mirror, cursing X and his rememdy.

9 rides his motorcycle home with hot secretary who types for him on T-Nation and gives blowjob at the same time.

10 eat

11 doorbell rings and skinny Fed Ex guy comes to the door with a computer (X has one in each room in the house so always has access to T-Nation). X lectures him on bulking, while posting on T-Nation, fucking hot secretary, and eating.

12 Finish up the day with a strong finish of posting on T-Nation, fucks 4 hot women at the same time while eating a pizza, and then sleeps for two hours.

Whew! That’s a long day.

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X should be on The Shield.

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[quote]Oogie wrote:

What,you mean you don’t like me.Boo Hoo,I’m gonna go kill myself because the mighty Randman doesn’t think I’m cool.I’m gonna slit my wrist because my life is just so incomplete without the approval of Randman.Now I’ve got something new to whine and bitch about until my nutsack drops.Now excuse me while I lock myself up in my room and cry myself to sleep.

I actually bought a life size Barney costume and I have my roommate wear it and slap my ass and she yells “Randman hates you!” over and over. It’s a good reminder and then I lock myself up in my room and cry myself to sleep.

Oh, before I do that, I track every single thing that Professor X does with my Ooginator 3000… Here’s a sample day from my readouts…I just installed GPS on this thing so it’s sweet!

1 post on T-Nation

2 eat

3 post on T-Nation

4 eat

5 post on T-Nation

6 go to the gym and post on T-Nation at the same time (brings the laptop)
eat

7 post on T-Nation

8 oh, and then wheel into the office and take care of patients while posting on T-Nation and eating.

One patient suffering from pink eye was mistakenly given his advice to a skinny kid who wants to be cut. So the patient is home with a eye full of pus, eating 10,000 calories and some skinny kid in Michigan is putting drops in his eyes, and flexing in a mirror, cursing X and his rememdy.

9 rides his motorcycle home with hot secretary who types for him on T-Nation and gives blowjob at the same time.

10 eat

11 doorbell rings and skinny Fed Ex guy comes to the door with a computer (X has one in each room in the house so always has access to T-Nation). X lectures him on bulking, while posting on T-Nation, fucking hot secretary, and eating.

12 Finish up the day with a strong finish of posting on T-Nation, fucks 4 hot women at the same time while eating a pizza, and then sleeps for two hours.

Whew! That’s a long day.
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You just need to stop. Period.

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There are so many names on this thread that I have never seen before. Where are you all coming from?!

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
ScienceGuy wrote:
Yes. PM him. I sure he will tell you about all his degrees and experience. And, because it’s on the internet, you know it’s true!

Catching our general drift?

There’s an irish saying:

“Them that do, don’t
and Them that don’t, do.”

Get it?

I liked this one most of all. However, there is an old Texan saying that goes, “Those without the balls to stand up and make their point clear are not worth listening to in the first place”.

Get it?[/quote]

First a bit of clarification. I am not here to kiss X’s ass. But I agree with his message here. When I first started jibba jabbing in the forums I hated X and Vroom. After a while I started to listen more. I didn’t agree with everything they said. I did agree with other items. Hmmm. Same as my best friend. I hate the SOB sometimes, but he has the balls to say what he thinks even if it pisses me off. That to me is a real friend. And a real T-man. So disagree with folks back, but with some people you need to have your shit in a pile or it will get handed back to you until it is. You might even learn something, you might not.

“I only harvest some.”

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[quote]TriGWU wrote:
There are so many names on this thread that I have never seen before. Where are you all coming from?![/quote]

Who the hell are you, Sonic!?

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Sorry Triggy, didn’t recognise you there. So is this what you look like when you get out of the water and take the neoprene off?

[hijack]Was everybody’s New Year Resolution to get a new avatar? I logged in on Jan 1st and was just wandering around thinking “whoa, who are all these new people around here?” I think I rely too much on my visual memory…[/hijack]

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He’s a brother on here that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.

And if your 185 lbs. or less, your a loser in his eyes. But he’s over 200, along with his bodyfat %.

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[quote]Mr._T wrote:
Quit yo’ jibba jabba, foo’s!

Prof. X is my foreskin from when Chuck Norris circumcised me with a roundhouse kick. I always wondered what it would get up to all on its own.

I’m proud of that little guy![/quote]

Best one yet!! Now I’ll read the rest of the thread. And the winner is…

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[quote]Kim Jong-il wrote:
have you got the links to those pics.
My dartboard could do with resurfacing[/quote]

You are now neck-and-neck with the guy from my previous post!

That was quality!

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RE: hijack

I consider it more confusing when people change their user names, e.g. AG1, sic, Weider back in the days, etc.

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Why is it that the word grammar is usually misspelled as ?grammer-
I?m not busting your chops Magyar (Hungarian?) ? I?ve misspelled words plenty of times, mostly because of fast typing- just it struck me funny to read a post extolling the virtue of Prof. X proper spelling, punctuation and ?grammer-. It?s not uncommon to see it misspelled that way by a lot of people, I don?t know why.

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[quote]michael2507 wrote:
RE: hijack

I consider it more confusing when people change their user names, e.g. AG1, sic, Weider back in the days, etc.[/quote]

What’s up with that? I guess they want deter an oogie-search. LOL.

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[quote]brunoG wrote:
Why is it that the word grammar is usually misspelled as ?grammer-
I?m not busting your chops Magyar (Hungarian?) ? I?ve misspelled words plenty of times, mostly because of fast typing- just it struck me funny to read a post extolling the virtue of Prof. X proper spelling, punctuation and ?grammer-. It?s not uncommon to see it misspelled that way by a lot of people, I don?t know why.
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Maybe because it sounds like ‘grammer’?

Just a hunch.

I personally use the Google search bar that comes with a spell checker. I just type up my post, then click the button and it fixes any misspelled words.

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[quote]BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
He’s a brother on here that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.

And if your 185 lbs. or less, your a loser in his eyes. But he’s over 200, along with his bodyfat %.

[/quote]

Here’s another one I put in the Kim Jong-il category on this site. Long-term TSB that won’t go away…

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[quote]oboffill wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
RE: hijack

I consider it more confusing when people change their user names, e.g. AG1, sic, Weider back in the days, etc.

What’s up with that? I guess they want deter an oogie-search. LOL. [/quote]

I wish! Unfortunately I think he’s already discovered my home address and begun peeping through my windows in an effort to prove that I really don’t lift.

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[quote]magyar wrote:
I like the prof because he displays proper spelling, puctuation and grammer. For the most part. Better than me , anyway. He’s edumacated.[/quote]

That’s because posting here is his full time job. Didn’t you know that?

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[quote]Oogie wrote:

What,you mean you don’t like me.Boo Hoo,I’m gonna go kill myself because the mighty Randman doesn’t think I’m cool.I’m gonna slit my wrist because my life is just so incomplete without the approval of Randman.Now I’ve got something new to whine and bitch about until my nutsack drops.Now excuse me while I lock myself up in my room and cry myself to sleep.

I actually bought a life size Barney costume and I have my roommate wear it and slap my ass and she yells “Randman hates you!” over and over. It’s a good reminder and then I lock myself up in my room and cry myself to sleep.

Oh, before I do that, I track every single thing that Professor X does with my Ooginator 3000… Here’s a sample day from my readouts…I just installed GPS on this thing so it’s sweet!

1 post on T-Nation

2 eat

3 post on T-Nation

4 eat

5 post on T-Nation

6 go to the gym and post on T-Nation at the same time (brings the laptop)
eat

7 post on T-Nation

8 oh, and then wheel into the office and take care of patients while posting on T-Nation and eating.

One patient suffering from pink eye was mistakenly given his advice to a skinny kid who wants to be cut. So the patient is home with a eye full of pus, eating 10,000 calories and some skinny kid in Michigan is putting drops in his eyes, and flexing in a mirror, cursing X and his rememdy.

9 rides his motorcycle home with hot secretary who types for him on T-Nation and gives blowjob at the same time.

10 eat

11 doorbell rings and skinny Fed Ex guy comes to the door with a computer (X has one in each room in the house so always has access to T-Nation). X lectures him on bulking, while posting on T-Nation, fucking hot secretary, and eating.

12 Finish up the day with a strong finish of posting on T-Nation, fucks 4 hot women at the same time while eating a pizza, and then sleeps for two hours.

Whew! That’s a long day.
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LOL1!

My sides hurt from laughing so much.

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[quote]randman wrote:
BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
He’s a brother on here that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.

And if your 185 lbs. or less, your a loser in his eyes. But he’s over 200, along with his bodyfat %.

Here’s another one I put in the Kim Jong-il category on this site. Long-term TSB that won’t go away…[/quote]

no one gives a shit that you waste your life putting people on internet forums into categories.