So so far, Professor X is
- an MD, JD or PhD
- a Paraplegic
- Vroom
- The Matrix
- The Shield
- Zen Enlightenment
- etc.
I think I like The Matrix. Prof X IS the Matrix…
I picture Professor X would look and be a lot like Victor Martinez in real life…
Apparently you do. I think the category reserved for you is “dicksmack”.
Can I get a category check here?
[quote]Kim Jong-il wrote:
randman wrote:
BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
He’s a brother on here that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
And if your 185 lbs. or less, your a loser in his eyes. But he’s over 200, along with his bodyfat %.
Here’s another one I put in the Kim Jong-il category on this site. Long-term TSB that won’t go away…
no one gives a shit that you waste your life putting people on internet forums into categories.[/quote]
No one gives a shit that you spend your life trying to piss people off.
But if everyone outside wanted to kick my ass, I’d stay inside on the internet too.
This week’s signs of the apocolypse:
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8-page thread about a T-Nation member.
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A gazillion page thread about fucking Brokeback Mountain
Fortunately, the gay marriage thread that I unfortunately participated in a lot, has finally dies down.
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
Fortunately, the gay marriage thread that I unfortunately participated in a lot, has finally died down.[/quote]
Shhhh! Let it rest in peace.
Every time a newbie reaches for that third chicken breast, Professor X gets his lat wings.
[quote]SUPERUNKNOWN wrote:
pittbulll wrote:
I do not think the professor is the only ( T ) member that writes in a way that he would not speak. I think we all could be more polite. But if you dish it out you should be able to take it. I have lost count of the times I hear people calling each other derogatory names. If everyone showed that level of civility in public there would be duels as in the days of old. I think many people have big balls when they don?t have to face
You can’t assume someone doesn’t speak the same way in ‘real’ life on a particular topic.
Someone might not speak in a direct way regarding their work to work colleagues, but on a particular topic there’s nothing wrong with ‘cutting the long winded crap and getting to the point’.
I agree people on internet forums could be more polite. It’s easier to fire off expletives rather than be tactful which requires more skill with words.
But at the same time, some people deserve a wake-up call if they’re too lazy to use the search button to find the info, or spend more time in asking a question than searching around the place. Those people usually rock up here looking like a steaming terd (shit) and expect all the answers served to them on a platter.
I can’t imagine turning up to an athletic forum, posting a 0-100m dash time of 23 seconds flat, and expect people to say I’ve got a chance at making the olympics. I’d expect a kick in the ass to work harder.[/quote]
In defense of the steaming turds that don?t know how to use the search feature. I just recently learned how to turn off my fire wall that will enable me to use the search feature.
In defense of the of the 23 second 100 meter dash if that is their best I applaud them. You do not know if he did it on his hands and knees.
As far as assuming people don?t speak to each other the way they write to each other, if they did there would be fights all the time. I have been called some names on T-Nation that if you said to my face you better be able to fight.
Over all I am really happy to have discovered T-Nation. I have learned more than just fitness, I have also learned a lot about writing.
Peace.
[quote]Kim Jong-il wrote:
randman wrote:
BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
He’s a brother on here that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
And if your 185 lbs. or less, your a loser in his eyes. But he’s over 200, along with his bodyfat %.
Here’s another one I put in the Kim Jong-il category on this site. Long-term TSB that won’t go away…
no one gives a shit that you waste your life putting people on internet forums into categories.[/quote]
You crack me up. We, every poster on T-Nation, is wasting our time on this site; so what are you doing? Investing your time? Bwahahahaha!!!
Almost everyone would agree with your TSB category; it’s not just me. Wake up and smell the coffee; you wanker!
Remember that thread a couple of months ago where we were discussing the “dumbing down” of our forum participants? This thread could be exhibit A.
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
I picture Professor X would look and be a lot like Victor Martinez in real life…[/quote]
Yeah, Pfofessor X looks alot like that - except he’s smaller, white, and in a wheelchair.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
TriGWU wrote:
Kim Jong-il wrote:
randman wrote:
BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
He’s a brother on here that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
And if your 185 lbs. or less, your a loser in his eyes. But he’s over 200, along with his bodyfat %.
Here’s another one I put in the Kim Jong-il category on this site. Long-term TSB that won’t go away…
no one gives a shit that you waste your life putting people on internet forums into categories.
No one gives a shit that you spend your life trying to piss people off.
But if everyone outside wanted to kick my ass, I’d stay inside on the internet too.
Really. Being a fucking tool on the internet is kind of a character indicator.
The same guy that whines about people having no lives and posting here is the same fuck who sits on the computer trolling. Either way, he’s a douchebag.[/quote]
But ultimately superior to all of us Americans. Bwahahahaha!!! Fucking loser. Why don’t you go dunk your head in some scalding afternoon tea and get your nasty ass English teeth cleaned? Mmmkay?
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
I picture Professor X would look and be a lot like Victor Martinez in real life…[/quote]
Chinadoll thought she could get away with showing off her abs if Victor Martinez was in the pic, but many a T-member saw through her ruse and called her out on it.
Really, you should be ashamed of yourself, Chinadoll.
[quote]sic wrote:
I wish! Unfortunately I think he’s already discovered my home address and begun peeping through my windows in an effort to prove that I really don’t lift.[/quote]
Sorry, Sic. That was me (and I’m not trying to prove you don’t lift).
What a pointless thread. I can’t believe people get so pissed off about some guy on the internet. Shows how much is going on in their real lives.
[quote]randman wrote:
BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
He’s a brother on here that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
And if your 185 lbs. or less, your a loser in his eyes. But he’s over 200, along with his bodyfat %.
Here’s another one I put in the Kim Jong-il category on this site. Long-term TSB that won’t go away…[/quote]
You still say TubeSteakBoogie? And he’s the loser…?
[quote]Old Bailey wrote:
I understand that he runs an academy for gifted children? [/quote]
I heard he fingerpaints on the great wall of china…
[quote]Massif wrote:
Sorry, Sic. That was me (and I’m not trying to prove you don’t lift).
[/quote]
Oh well, that’s all right then. I’ll stop closing the blinds when I get out of the shower in the morning.
[quote]pittbulll wrote:
Over all I am really happy to have discovered T-Nation. I have learned more than just fitness, I have also learned a lot about writing.
Peace.[/quote]
Quality writing is what we’re all about here Pittbull, glad we can help.
[quote]terribleivan wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
I picture Professor X would look and be a lot like Victor Martinez in real life…
Yeah, Pfofessor X looks alot like that - except he’s smaller, white, and in a wheelchair.[/quote]
What is your fascination with white kids in a wheelchair?
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I’ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn’t get more meat, I’ll just say, “Oh, you mean this?” and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I’ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?