Professor X - Who Is He?

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Kim Jong-il wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ScienceGuy wrote:
Yes. PM him. I sure he will tell you about all his degrees and experience. And, because it’s on the internet, you know it’s true!

Catching our general drift?

There’s an irish saying:

“Them that do, don’t
and Them that don’t, do.”

Get it?

I liked this one most of all. However, there is an old Texan saying that goes, “Those without the balls to stand up and make their point clear are not worth listening to in the first place”.

Get it?

you sure have big balls, standing up for yourself on an internet forum and all… sure

This coming from a tool who makes two screen names so he can back himself up.

You ass.[/quote]

Yeah, this guy is the current posterchild for the “long-standing Tube Steak Boogie Troll” on T-Nation. He’s a TSB, most of posters don’t like him, yet he continues to stick around for the abuse. Basically every time I see his avatar I try to breeze right over his posts because he has never added anything of value to this site; never.

[quote]randman wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Kim Jong-il wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ScienceGuy wrote:
Yes. PM him. I sure he will tell you about all his degrees and experience. And, because it’s on the internet, you know it’s true!

Catching our general drift?

There’s an irish saying:

“Them that do, don’t
and Them that don’t, do.”

Get it?

I liked this one most of all. However, there is an old Texan saying that goes, “Those without the balls to stand up and make their point clear are not worth listening to in the first place”.

Get it?

you sure have big balls, standing up for yourself on an internet forum and all… sure

This coming from a tool who makes two screen names so he can back himself up.

You ass.

Yeah, this guy is the current posterchild for the “long-standing Tube Steak Boogie Troll” on T-Nation. He’s a TSB, most of posters don’t like him, yet he continues to stick around for the abuse. Basically every time I see his avatar I try to breeze right over his posts because he has never added anything of value to this site; never.[/quote]

As I recall, the only other poster that liked him was the one he created. Otherwise, I’ve never heard a positive thing.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
This is like puting white walls on a garbage truck, it don’t make sense.[/quote]

With a nice flame paint job, and some spinners, I think it would look nice…

|/ 3Toes

[quote]I agree with Vroom. You did start a stalking post on X on the previous thread. And then started a “woe as me”, “everybody is picking on me”, and “I’m still an emotional mess” post on this thread. Vroom saw it and remarked on it, X saw it and remarked on it, now I’m remarking on it. Don’t worry, I know you’ll come back with an emotional tirade retort again how everyone is picking on you. I’ll echo Vroom’s response, grow a sack and do something about your high estrogen levels.

You’re actually not nearly as cool as you think. You actually seem to be missing a few marbles upstairs. You reply to people’s posts by completely missing the main points made in them and you also come across as an emotional little bitch who easily gets his feathers ruffled.

You being here since 02 makes not one iota of difference to the reality of your current bitchy little posts on T-Nation.[/quote]

Fuckin A!

[quote]vroom wrote:
Eh,what you say?Grow a sack.So me apologizing to X for that post I did made me a pussy.Fuck off Vroom.There,I grew some balls.Also,I’ve been with T-Nation since 02,back when it was testosterone.net,so I don’t think I’m a newbie.

Apparently you were a newbie in the politics forum… duh.

But even if I was,so what.You and you’re boyfriends don’t own or rule this site.The sad thing is,I used to respect your punk ass in the building a better body and V-Diet threads when you actually helped me out.I enjoy coming to this site because of all the cool shit and supplements,not to be the king of the politics forums.If you read my posts,I have a sense of humor and poke fun at myself more than others,so grow up dude.

Ahahahahaha. You’ve got issues dude. I’m here because I like the place, not so I can befriend the world.

You ask a sane question in the future, or get over your fear of the politics forums and post reasonably, and I’ll reply to you like I do to everyone else.

Alternately, you can act like a child and hold a grudge until the cows come home. You won’t be the first person to do that, that’s for sure… just look at all the whiny bitches crying about the fact Prof told them they were skinny anorexic bitches who needed to learn to eat food.

Good stuff on growing a sack and telling me off… maybe there is hope for you yet.[/quote]

No grudge dude,but until Alpha Male gets back in stock,I’m not stepping back in the politics forum.

[quote]randman wrote:
singram wrote:
vroom wrote:

I agree with Vroom. You did start a stalking post on X on the previous thread. And then started a “woe as me”, “everybody is picking on me”, and “I’m still an emotional mess” post on this thread. Vroom saw it and remarked on it, X saw it and remarked on it, now I’m remarking on it. Don’t worry, I know you’ll come back with an emotional tirade retort again how everyone is picking on you. I’ll echo Vroom’s response, grow a sack and do something about your high estrogen levels.

You’re actually not nearly as cool as you think. You actually seem to be missing a few marbles upstairs. You reply to people’s posts by completely missing the main points made in them and you also come across as an emotional little bitch who easily gets his feathers ruffled.

You being here since 02 makes not one iota of difference to the reality of your current bitchy little posts on T-Nation.[/quote]

What,you mean you don’t like me.Boo Hoo,I’m gonna go kill myself because the mighty Randman doesn’t think I’m cool.I’m gonna slit my wrist because my life is just so incomplete without the approval of Randman.Now I’ve got something new to whine and bitch about until my nutsack drops.Now excuse me while I lock myself up in my room and cry myself to sleep.

[quote]Kim Jong-il wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ScienceGuy wrote:
Yes. PM him. I sure he will tell you about all his degrees and experience. And, because it’s on the internet, you know it’s true!

Catching our general drift?

There’s an irish saying:

“Them that do, don’t
and Them that don’t, do.”

Get it?

I liked this one most of all. However, there is an old Texan saying that goes, “Those without the balls to stand up and make their point clear are not worth listening to in the first place”.

Get it?

you sure have big balls, standing up for yourself on an internet forum and all… sure[/quote]

you sure have tiny balls, attacking others on an internet forum and all… sure

So, who really is Professor X? If we are honest, and look deeply into ourselves, we must answer- We have all been Professor X at one point or another. Does Professor X still exist? Each individual must answer this question for himself.

The circle is complete. Let us end at 6 pages, for we have reached the place of near pointlessness.

I really hope you guys aren’t serious with this whole thread.

What did you think would happen?

This?

The reason (I think) the Professor regurgitates a lot of information is because most people post on this forum like they haven’t read any of the articles, they haven’t a clue how to use the search engine, they’ve never set foot in a gym, they don’t know protein from their asshole, and they want to whine about shitty supplements or their hands hurting from rough dumbells.

Maybe if we could raise the intellectual level of this forum a bit and actually get people who know what they’re doing and are fairly advanced to weigh in on training related debates/topics/whathaveyou, then the Professor and everyone else could actually talk about something worthwhile rather than telling little Jimmy to eat more and do compound exercises for the 3848747854th time.

Granted, it’s nice to help out the newbies, but fuck. I feel like there’s a real lack of upper level training question and answer going on here.

[quote]RIT Jared wrote:
I really hope you guys aren’t serious with this whole thread.

What did you think would happen?

This?

Professor X wrote:

You’re right. Actually I do not have any degrees, and I in fact do not ever leave my computer. I also am nowhere near 250lbs. Good thing you finally called me out or I would have continued merrily along with my charade.

The reason (I think) the Professor regurgitates a lot of information is because most people post on this forum like they haven’t read any of the articles, they haven’t a clue how to use the search engine, they’ve never set foot in a gym, they don’t know protein from their asshole, and they want to whine about shitty supplements or their hands hurting from rough dumbells.

Maybe if we could raise the intellectual level of this forum a bit and actually get people who know what they’re doing and are fairly advanced to weigh in on training related debates/topics/whathaveyou, then the Professor and everyone else could actually talk about something worthwhile rather than telling little Jimmy to eat more and do compound exercises for the 3848747854th time.

Granted, it’s nice to help out the newbies, but fuck. I feel like there’s a real lack of upper level training question and answer going on here.[/quote]

Regrettably, I agree.

I like the prof because he displays proper spelling, puctuation and grammer. For the most part. Better than me , anyway. He’s edumacated.

If Mr. T pitied a fool for his Jibba Jabba.

and

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone for insolence.

and

Prof. X flamed a skinny guy for asking should I cut or bulk. (or just anyone in particular for any reason)

At the same exact moment in time. The universe as we know it would implode and all life and time would cease to exist.

Sorry, Im not an X follower nor am I anti-X. Just thought the tread needed to be lightened up a bit.

But, I will humor the question of who is Prof. X.

He is a person that posts on T-Nation. Take it or leave it.

Goku

[quote]Goku_SS4 wrote:
Sorry, Im not an X follower nor am I anti-X. Just thought the tread needed to be lightened up a bit.
[/quote]

Trying to lighten it up a bit at this point is like pissing on a gangrenous jelly fish sting.

[quote]oboffill wrote:
RIT Jared wrote:
I really hope you guys aren’t serious with this whole thread.

What did you think would happen?

This?

Professor X wrote:

You’re right. Actually I do not have any degrees, and I in fact do not ever leave my computer. I also am nowhere near 250lbs. Good thing you finally called me out or I would have continued merrily along with my charade.

The reason (I think) the Professor regurgitates a lot of information is because most people post on this forum like they haven’t read any of the articles, they haven’t a clue how to use the search engine, they’ve never set foot in a gym, they don’t know protein from their asshole, and they want to whine about shitty supplements or their hands hurting from rough dumbells.

Maybe if we could raise the intellectual level of this forum a bit and actually get people who know what they’re doing and are fairly advanced to weigh in on training related debates/topics/whathaveyou, then the Professor and everyone else could actually talk about something worthwhile rather than telling little Jimmy to eat more and do compound exercises for the 3848747854th time.

Granted, it’s nice to help out the newbies, but fuck. I feel like there’s a real lack of upper level training question and answer going on here.

Regrettably, I agree.
[/quote]

As do I. Although I will say sometimes it takes a brutal approach to make them understand. X does far more good by doing what he does than bad. If it seems mean- good! It will either get them off their asses and do something about it, or get them off this site. Which, either way, is good for everybody in the end.

[quote]Spartan300 wrote:
Buy the April issue of Muscle & Fiction and you can read all about it.[/quote]

i love the “Get lean in 4 seconds!” part. so classic.

[quote]FlyinBrian wrote:
Goku_SS4 wrote:
Sorry, Im not an X follower nor am I anti-X. Just thought the tread needed to be lightened up a bit.

Trying to lighten it up a bit at this point is like pissing on a gangrenous jelly fish sting.[/quote]

So does that sting or burn when you do that? Or both?

Goku

[quote]FlyinBrian wrote:
Trying to lighten it up a bit at this point is like pissing on a gangrenous jelly fish sting.[/quote]

Eww.

Good grief, this thread is at 7 pages?

Oh well, I think Prof X is a neat-o guy, and I loyally follow his rhetoric without even a hint of concern.

Oh, and he’s one of the few guys on here that actually has the big muscles/weights to back up their big opinions, I like that in a man…

Ok, back to heterosexuality…

[quote]Mr. Chen wrote:
So, who really is Professor X? If we are honest, and look deeply into ourselves, we must answer- We have all been Professor X at one point or another. Does Professor X still exist? Each individual must answer this question for himself.

The circle is complete. Let us end at 6 pages, for we have reached the place of near pointlessness.

[/quote]

Considering your avatar I would expect you to understand the desire to reach a state of zen-like pointlesness…

Trolling Prof X is merely a way to get there, like a ko-an, or a zen garden…

For those lucky few, he is the path to enlightenment…

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Good grief, this thread is at 7 pages?

Oh well, I think Prof X is a neat-o guy, and I loyally follow his rhetoric without even a hint of concern.

Oh, and he’s one of the few guys on here that actually has the big muscles/weights to back up their big opinions, I like that in a man…

Ok, back to heterosexuality…[/quote]

This is, as we’ve been saying since John Berardi busted it out, ‘bang on’. Exactly how I feel about him.

Someone should start a thread claiming that I am not really 5-7 and 204, because everyone knows that’s freaking unattainable for an alleged college student who posts somewhat infrequently. Oh, and Bauer? Like hell are you 6-4, 270. Penn State doesn’t even have a football team, does it?… SYKE, what a bunch of hateful little dingleberries the OP and his cohorts are.