Professor X - Who Is He?

This thread sucks ass.

Whoever he is, prof X is a smart man with an opinion.

My guess is that some of you tards have been in his crosshairs and come out with a few wounds.

There are two groups of folks that are a wee bit extreme when it comes to X. There are those who hate him above all others, and those who would pay for a chance to toss his salad. For the rest, if’n you don’t like him ignore him or challenge him, if’n you like him, then carry on.

I didnt want to get on this thread and suck the profs dick like others seem to want to do but he is one of the few members that can determine the difference between a genuine and worthwhile question or post and a TSB thread, and respond accordingly. I have learnt from the prof and hope to continue learning.

Hope you enjoyed the BJ prof, that may be the last time that you get one from me. (unless you ask really nicely!)

[quote]SWR-1222D wrote:
That rhymed.

You’re a poet and you didn’t even know it.[/quote]

SWR- Does your wife know how much time you waste reading poetry on the internet?

[quote]Big Jeff wrote:
I have lurked for a while and have gathered a lot of great information about training, nutrition, supplementation, etc and it has given me new tools to not only make my training more effective, but more fun and interesting.
The articles and forum dialogues have been excellent. It is obvious all forum participants are on different levels, but the ones with more experience can often dispense some pretty good advice.

One participant I have noticed often in the forums is ā€œProfessor Xā€. Often opinionated, he does ruffle some feathers. However, he must be pretty advanced to feel that he is an authority to give such opinions. Painful to hear sometimes, sure, but I’m sure his intentions are to be constructive. We never advance if we’re told ā€œgood jobā€ all the time if we’re not doing a good job, right?

Anyway- the point of my post- does he compete? If not, why doesn’t he? What are his other athletic endeavors. Prof, if you’re reading, let me know!

Jeff[/quote]
This thread is the stupidification of T-Nation.

[quote]Big Jeff wrote:
I have lurked for a while and have gathered a lot of great information about training, nutrition, supplementation, etc and it has given me new tools to not only make my training more effective, but more fun and interesting.
The articles and forum dialogues have been excellent. It is obvious all forum participants are on different levels, but the ones with more experience can often dispense some pretty good advice.

One participant I have noticed often in the forums is ā€œProfessor Xā€. Often opinionated, he does ruffle some feathers. However, he must be pretty advanced to feel that he is an authority to give such opinions. Painful to hear sometimes, sure, but I’m sure his intentions are to be constructive. We never advance if we’re told ā€œgood jobā€ all the time if we’re not doing a good job, right?

Anyway- the point of my post- does he compete? If not, why doesn’t he? What are his other athletic endeavors. Prof, if you’re reading, let me know!

Jeff[/quote]

Your grammar needs just a touch of polish.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Please, you know he loves this shit, any attention is good attention, plus he has proven himself plenty capable of defending himself (or attempting to). No real need to come to his rescue, even though you are his online buddy. Shit, Will started a whole big thread on which was worse, dan or bastard, and he’s even a cali hippie tree hugging liberal and you didn’t jump to his defense?[/quote]

the slight difference here is that the guy that started this thread does not know X … whereas i know will hefferNAN and am aware of his mildly retarded condition

of course i did not defend myself, as i know that you are all jealous bitches that only want to steal Britt away from me … good luck with THAT

same goes for X … he won’t be here … he is too busy eating super mega ginormous burgers in his never ending bulking cycle … as we all know, to him life IS one big bulking cycle

hey, his reputation is rock solid … you want to know about him … check his posts

hell, i think he is a prick some of the time … and that is one of the reasons i like him … no sugar coating

now, the only thing i question … is he really black?

Dan

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Dude,I made the mistake about a month ago of starting a post to him in the politics forum.BIG mistake.About 60% of the responses I got was some pretty vile stuff.I’ve been coming to this site for 4 years,but decided to check out the politics forum,I was called a nut,gay,stupid,anything you can think of.Since then,I stayed the fuck out of there.I mean,I could handle the shit X said back to me,I dished it out so I apologized,but man,his loyal followers will tear you a new asshole if you say anything thing not positive about him.I’ll probably catch shit for writing this.So in advance,Peace.

[quote]Magarhe wrote:
Prof. X is in a wheelchair.

He can read your thoughts, force you to do stuff, and if he thinks hard enough, can kill you with his brain.

You all be careful what you think.
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Magarhe has it figured out- After a while on this site, we all becoming disciples of the Prof to one degree or another. I think he hypnotizes us via his avatar. And I’ve just realized I’m even more susceptible if I’m eating at the same time as I read his posts- Who wants to finish this plate of chicken for me?

[quote]michael2507 wrote:

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I can’t believe i made it this far into the thread, by my god that is the funniest thing i’ve read in days. great post michael
-k

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[quote]conorh wrote:
gonta47 wrote:
vroom wrote:
What’s with the not so subtle hack and slash on the Prof?

Grow the fuck up.

Well I prefer to refer to him as X as anything else is a complete disservice to all those who legitimally obtained theit PhD’s.

What’s the matter Poom - think he can dish it out but can’t take it in return?

and in reference to " growing up" - why don’t you give it a try Poom and let us know how you do.

How do you know he doesn’t have a Phd? What if he has a Sc.D. or an MD, JD or DDS? Does that make him any less deserving then a PhD? Do you know for a fact he doesn’t have one of those degrees?

I don’t want to jump on the ā€œProf X bandwagonā€ but that remark just sounded too smug for my liking.
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Let u in on a secret - it was meant to be smug. You don’t think X understands smug!!!?? I thought he invented smug.

Ever heard the saying " live by the sword - die by the sword" ?

This is a place to get as much info as possible and share the info you know.

You don’t need to know who anyone is.

[quote]El_Animal wrote:
Whenever I get bored, I find a post of his and click on his name and go to find all posts and start reading them. I really like the way he thinks. Plus, they’re usually pretty funny/[/quote]

That’s just downright scary.

This thread is brokeback.

Love him or hate him he certainly seems to have made an impression on us all.

You all need to get to the gym more often : )

Profesor X has a Ho Train of Bodybuilders. Ninety percent of them have defended him in this thread.

I’m not even touching this one!

:slight_smile:
Oogie

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  • Inventor of Oogying

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[quote]Oogie wrote:
I’m not even touching this one!

:slight_smile:
Oogie

  • aka Carrotman
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HAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

[quote]michael2507 wrote:

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Oogie wrote:
I’m not even touching this one!

:slight_smile:
Oogie

  • aka Carrotman
  • Inventor of Oogying

HAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!![/quote]

lol Thanks for starting off my morning right.

[quote]OlympicGymnast wrote:
Profesor X has a Ho Train of Bodybuilders. Ninety percent of them have defended him in this thread.[/quote]

Jealous eh?