[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I cannot believe I just read this whole thread. I feel like my IQ has slipped.[/quote]
I don’t think you have to worry about that… (whistling innocently)
[quote]Professor X wrote:
The Mage wrote:
The Real Prof X!
I usually wear the dress without the hat. I think the hat is tacky.
I logged on this morning to find that this thread has been viewed over 5,000 times. I can’t even comprehend WHY.
Judging by posts in other threads, some of the people with so much to say here about what a bad “testosterone forum poster” I am can only gather their full effort for retort in a thread that I am not responding in.
To everyone who has a problem with any post of mine, either challenge me on it, or quit reading my posts. It is that simple. I mean, it is that simple, isn’t it?
Question, if anyone who says something positive is somehow “kissing my ass”, are the posts saying something negative some sort of protest? Agreeing with something someone else writes means you are a follower?
I agree with several things that others have posted in other threads. Am I kissing their ass to tell them this?
Many of the posts in this thread come across like childhood jealousy. It makes me wonder if the concept of indifference in terms of its opposite emotion are understood.
If you dislike something I type, debate it or move along. To do otherwise makes me question why someone is traveling through the forums at all. [/quote]
We can’t! You are like a good drug, we know you’re bad for us, but you make us feel so good.
V
I’ve been longing for a re-appearance of Al Shades since this hideous thread began.
I don’t know how everyone can have such strong feelings about a bunch of people they’ve never met. These forums are unforgiving at the best of times, as nearly everything is lacking in emotion or the benefit of body language.
All I can objectively say about the guy in question is that he is consistent in his advice and seems to have the experience to back it up.
That and he has amazing psychic powers.
[quote]Scottish 190 wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
PHEW!!! I’m just glad that you guys aren’t playing into the “gay” thing the way Dan Fouts is! Or isn’t? Or is? I dunno. But thank goodness, because I am so CONFUSED about that one and don’t need to be CONFUSED about this one!!!
This thread is GAY! Ha!
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turbo
We must all hold hands and chant to summon the great BULKINGMACHINE!
He will put an end to this thread through inspirational prose.
We will all then rejoice and go train like nothing happened at all.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Damn, this thread is moving a lot quicker than I am.
Rainjack, I know you are busy with tax season nowadays, but your post was priceless. Nice to see you get away from the adding machine for a moment…[/quote]
…(jaw hits floor) I truly have been absent from the polotics section for far too long, Rainman, Vroom and X all sharing a position with each other. The heavans are surley coming down on our heads tonight.
V
Worst.
Thread.
Ever.
[quote]Lorisco wrote:
It was just a joke randman, lighten up. I didn’t mean to ruin the Pro x love-feast. It just seems a little gay that all these guys are going off about how great Pro x is and they haven’t even really met him.
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Sorry dude. These pussies got me pissed. Per your advice, I am now “lightened”.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Wow! All you ladies defending Pro X from a harmless joke must make him proud. He’s got quite the little harem developing.
Wow. Funny how it’s supposed to be wrong to stick up for someone or something.
All you ladies defending the Internet tough guys attacking Pro X must make them proud. You’ve got quite the little circle jerk developing.[/quote]
It was just a joke bro. Don’t get your panties in a bunch!
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Lorisco wrote:
randman wrote:
Lorisco wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
Also: anyone that states Professor X is “hard” all the time is ignorant and really doesn’t get the jist of his posts.
He gives credit when credit is due. Also while many of his posts are embedded in sarcasm i haven’t ever seen him deny constructive criticism or advice when asked.
Nor does the man ever flaunt what he knows. He doesn’t feel he needs to present his credentials; his written word is often strong enough.
And how long have you two been dating?
You’re an ignorant fck. Powda is simply giving us his point of view of what he thinks about ProfX and I happen to agree with him as do many others. And for this you share this "ignorant as all fck" comment?
It was just a joke randman, lighten up. I didn’t mean to ruin the Pro x love-feast. It just seems a little gay that all these guys are going off about how great Pro x is and they haven’t even really met him.
PHEW!!! I’m just glad that you guys aren’t playing into the “gay” thing the way Dan Fouts is! Or isn’t? Or is? I dunno. But thank goodness, because I am so CONFUSED about that one and don’t need to be CONFUSED about this one!!![/quote]
I was just joking sweetness, I don’t really think they are gay.
[quote]randman wrote:
Lorisco wrote:
It was just a joke randman, lighten up. I didn’t mean to ruin the Pro x love-feast. It just seems a little gay that all these guys are going off about how great Pro x is and they haven’t even really met him.
Sorry dude. These pussies got me pissed. Per your advice, I am now “lightened”.[/quote]
Right on Bro! As some of these dorks really seem to be taking this seriously, I was just trying to add some comic relief!
[quote]Lorisco wrote:
It was just a joke bro. Don’t get your panties in a bunch!
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Damn… you mean I got these fancy new skidmarks for nothing?
It would help if you were funny. But I could be wrong.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Lorisco wrote:
It was just a joke bro. Don’t get your panties in a bunch!
Damn… you mean I got these fancy new skidmarks for nothing?
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No vroom, I think they call that a thong! And no, I don’t want to see you model it!
foolish mortals.
To fully comprehend that which is known as professor x, would cause your head to implode. x is everywhere, yet nowhere at all.
he is in every breath we take, he is every wieght we press, every chicken breast we eat, every time a 1rm is broken X is there, growing stronger, he feeds on the determination of skinny people everywhere, to lift is to know him, to succeed is to become him.
he is the…OK i just wanted to through one of these in there, since EVERYBODY ELSE has. really though who cares who he is. you all have more important things to do, like eat more, lift more, and give 10% of your total earning’s to the i wanna be the prof. fan club.
just put the money under your pillow, and the prof. will collect it while you sleep. in exchange you will get the prof x brand dinner plate, it’s three times the size of a normal plate so you can eat up and grow big and strong like the prof.
sorry, there i go again. anywho, the prof. knows his shit, or at lesst more than i do i’m sure,(i would hope so given the vast years of experiance he has over myself). that is not to say that he is the most knowledgable person here, but i’m suppose he would be one of them. but really though, i can’t believe he is about to hit 12 pages dedicated to the pro’s and con’s of his personality in this forum. oh well, gotta write about something i guess.
my three cents.(got my change?)
p.s. he knows when you are not eating, he can read your mind from his super secret lab, in the earth’s core. everytime there is an earthquke it’s because he dropped a dumbell 
oh yea! the new powerful image is brokeback. who cares about ice fairies, especially from the nedtheddeetrtrerlands. he must be running from x, he warned him about not eating.
[quote]Chickenmcnug wrote:
We must all hold hands and chant to summon the great BULKINGMACHINE!
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Hah- You kids couldn’t figure it out before, but I am BULKINGMACHINE.
[quote]vroom wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
I cannot believe I just read this whole thread. I feel like my IQ has slipped.
I don’t think you have to worry about that… (whistling innocently)[/quote]
I have a few extra IQ points to spare.
Would you care to borrow them?
[quote]mazilla wrote:
p.s. he knows when you are not eating, [/quote]
For some reason, that phrase inspired me to butcher a Christmas favorite:
"He sees you when you’re lifting,
He knows when you’re a awake.
He knows if you are skinny or not,
So be bulk up for goodness sake!
So…You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why.
Professor X is coming to town.
He’s making a list,
He’s checking it a bunch,
He’s gonna find out
who’s eating cheeseburgers for lunch.
Professor X is coming to town…"
I think I mentioned this before but…
TSB!!!
OK, seriously. Some people here are taking this way to seriously. Do you really think the guy cares if people raz him a bit? My bet is, if he really is an accomplished lifter, his ego is as inflated as mine, and he probably just laughs his tail off when he reads all this.
I mean the attention he is getting here is priceless. Professor X should be a freaking Mastercard commercial! If I agree with him, I’ll let him know. And if I don’t, I’ll let him know that too.
The truth is, that is what I love about the thread thrashing we get to do here. I see so many weasels at the gym, that I’m happy to sit and sling insults with some of the studs on this site.
But, just so you all don’t think I’m getting too soft, I challange everyone to come to my “Jim” for a push up contest! What do you think of them apples?!!!