Professor X - Who Is He?

[quote]edgecrusher wrote:
mazilla wrote:
p.s. he knows when you are not eating,

For some reason, that phrase inspired me to butcher a Christmas favorite:

"He sees you when you’re lifting,
He knows when you’re a awake.
He knows if you are skinny or not,
So be bulk up for goodness sake!

So…You better watch out,
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why.

Professor X is coming to town.

He’s making a list,
He’s checking it a bunch,
He’s gonna find out
who’s eating cheeseburgers for lunch.

Professor X is coming to town…"

I think I mentioned this before but…

TSB!!![/quote]

Oh the images that come to mind…

You better bulk up,
You better not diet,
You better not cut,
I’m telling you why…

He’s making a fist,
He’s kicking your ass,
He knows how to bulk up real fast…

This thread is like a train wreck.
Albeit a frickin’ FUNNY one!

All hail to the great professor!! The professor and I may not always agree but he has forgotten way more about this muscle buiding thing than most have ever known. On top of that he is extremely intelligent, well spoken and accomplished more than most can dream of. GET OFF HIS NUTS!!

[quote]snipeout wrote:
All hail to the great professor!! The professor and I may not always agree but he has forgotten way more about this muscle buiding thing than most have ever known. On top of that he is extremely intelligent, well spoken and accomplished more than most can dream of. GET OFF HIS NUTS!![/quote]

Are you telling YOURSELF to get off his nuts?
You really should be doing from that post.

[quote]terribleivan wrote:

so you all don’t think I’m getting too soft, I challange everyone to come to my “Jim” for a push up contest! What do you think of them apples?!!![/quote]

Hahahaha! As long as it’s ‘the jim’ and not ‘the john’!

[quote]Sxio wrote:
terribleivan wrote:

so you all don’t think I’m getting too soft, I challange everyone to come to my “Jim” for a push up contest! What do you think of them apples?!!!

Hahahaha! As long as it’s ‘the jim’ and not ‘the john’![/quote]

But enough of my jibba jabba.

[quote]vroom wrote:
You better bulk up,
You better not diet,
You better not cut,
I’m telling you why…

He’s making a fist,
He’s kicking your ass,
He knows how to bulk up real fast…
[/quote]

Vroom, that was almost as bad as the time you were rapping in lightpowers thread.

V

[quote]vroom wrote:
You better bulk up,
You better not diet,
You better not cut,
I’m telling you why…

He’s making a fist,
He’s kicking your ass,
He knows how to bulk up real fast…
[/quote]

are you ok dude ?

[quote]terribleivan wrote:
But, just so you all don’t think I’m getting too soft, I challange everyone to come to my “Jim” for a push up contest! What do you think of them apples?!!![/quote]

Count me in.

I’m just a newbie troll who has never does push ups. But I’ll take that push up challange. I’m just a wannabe non-pushin’ weasel. i’m actually 5’3" 230lbs and 35% bodyfat. i lied about my stats. I once almost did 15 push ups nonstop. I think i can do better this time though. I lostlike 2 pounds and added 5 lbs to my bench in the last year.

Where’s this “jim” at?
Is there an entre fee?

[quote]Mr. Push Ups wrote:
terribleivan wrote:
But, just so you all don’t think I’m getting too soft, I challange everyone to come to my “Jim” for a push up contest! What do you think of them apples?!!!

Count me in.

I’m just a newbie troll who has never does push ups. But I’ll take that push up challange. I’m just a wannabe non-pushin’ weasel. i’m actually 5’3" 230lbs and 35% bodyfat. i lied about my stats. I once almost did 15 push ups nonstop. I think i can do better this time though. I lostlike 2 pounds and added 5 lbs to my bench in the last year.

Where’s this “jim” at?
Is there an entre fee? [/quote]

A push up contest?

[quote]vroom wrote:
You better bulk up,
You better not diet,
You better not cut,
I’m telling you why…

He’s making a fist,
He’s kicking your ass,
He knows how to bulk up real fast…
[/quote]

Be careful of the use of fist and then ass.

[quote]Le Stig wrote:
vroom wrote:
You better bulk up,
You better not diet,
You better not cut,
I’m telling you why…

He’s making a [/quote]fist,[quote]
He’s kicking your[/quote] ass,[quote]
He knows how to bulk[/quote] up real fast…[quote]

Be careful of the use of fist and then ass.
[/quote]


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[quote]swivel wrote:
Le Stig wrote:
vroom wrote:
You better bulk up,
You better not diet,
You better not cut,
I’m telling you why…

He’s making a fist,
He’s kicking your ass,
He knows how to bulk up real fast…

Be careful of the use of fist and then ass.

[/quote]

Do you think this will help Big Jeff in his quest to find answers ?

[quote]Le Stig wrote:
swivel wrote:
Le Stig wrote:
vroom wrote:
You better bulk up,
You better not diet,
You better not cut,
I’m telling you why…

He’s making a fist,
He’s kicking your ass,
He knows how to bulk up real fast…

Be careful of the use of fist and then ass.

Do you think this will help Big Jeff in his quest to find answers ?
[/quote]

vroom started it !

[quote]swivel wrote:
Le Stig wrote:
swivel wrote:
Le Stig wrote:
vroom wrote:
You better bulk up,
You better not diet,
You better not cut,
I’m telling you why…

He’s making a fist,
He’s kicking your ass,
He knows how to bulk up real fast…

Be careful of the use of fist and then ass.

Do you think this will help Big Jeff in his quest to find answers ?

vroom started it ![/quote]

Expect a new thread…

Vroom-Who is He (and whats with the hidden messages in his rhymes).

By the way, Big Jeff only has three posts, all submitted within one hour. Since then, he hasn’t posted again. A coincidence?

[quote]michael2507 wrote:
By the way, Big Jeff only has three posts, all submitted within one hour. Since then, he hasn’t posted again. A coincidence?
[/quote]
I’d doubt it…I’d say he got one look at the pathetic wasters that were responding to his post and got the hell out of here…taking advice from a bunch of nobodies who sit around all day and night waiting to see if someone responds to their supposedly witty and informative posts probably didn’t have any attraction to him…shut up and go train…you might all surprise yourselves.

[quote]Will Heffernan wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
By the way, Big Jeff only has three posts, all submitted within one hour. Since then, he hasn’t posted again. A coincidence?

I’d doubt it…I’d say he got one look at the pathetic wasters that were responding to his post and got the hell out of hear…taking advice from a bunch of nobodies who sit around all day and night waiting to see if someone responds to their supposedly witty and informative posts probably didn’t have any attraction to him…shut up and go train…you might all surprise yourselves.
[/quote]
Possible. Unless Big Jeff was nothing but an alter ego construed for the purpose of starting all this.

Michael “Looks like we’ve got ourselves a mystery, gang!” 2507