This thread starts out with some guy asking who PX is and turns into a freakin marathon, with the internet equivalent of a running street battle.
[center]Congratulations Professor X!
Youāve reached 10 pages dedicated to you.[/center]
[quote]Oogie wrote:
Still skeptical thoughā¦when does X have time in his schedule to talk on the phone?[/quote]
This is coming from some little bitch, who first stalks Prof. X, then is called on it for showing his psychosis. He then runs and hides, changes all his posts, assumes the penis man identity, I mean carrotman, swearing that he runs a GNC? I mean the sheer audacity. You trolls keep quality company. Truth is truth, it does not don kid gloves for the benefit of others, it is what it is. Don?t like the PX station? Then turn the fucking channel. Bunch of losers and wannabes?
[quote]Gregatron wrote:
Oogie wrote:
Xās dreamgirlā¦with wireless connection of course!
Mate, you make some retarded comments and act like a complete fucktard on this siteā¦
but de-facing that picture of chinagirl was definitely your lowest moment.
Do yourself a favour, evolve into something slightly human and grow a pair of sacks you fucking oxygen thief.[/quote]
hmmā¦ i used to think the word āfucktardā was some kind of dilatory inbred excuse for an insult. but now that iāve seen it applied to oogie, i realize just how short sighted i was. thatās some real poetry right there. yes sir it is.
[quote]Oogie wrote:
rainjack wrote:
I have had the honor of speaking with him on the phone.
Ah, very good.
Our investigation proved true.
X has a DSL connection to the internet, not a phone line.
Still skeptical thoughā¦when does X have time in his schedule to talk on the phone?[/quote]
Did they let you out of the mental hospital again?
Damnā¦itās amazing how some threads just blow the hell up during the weekend. And here I am not knowing what went onā¦
So who wants to give me a summary of this thread? 
Synopsis:
The Jets and Sharks are rumblinā. Tony didnāt get knifed.
Simile translation:
The Pro-X and Anti-X factions have been identified. Names have been written down. Reasons for said disposition have been offered. The Professor still stands amongst the riff-raff. They canāt cut him down. The Professor will now leave with Chinadoll (sweet catch).
[quote]kroby wrote:
Synopsis:
The Jets and Sharks are rumblinā. Tony didnāt get knifed.
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[i]Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke
You gotta understand
Itās just our bringinā upke
That gets us out of hand
Our mothers all are junkies
Our fathers all are drunks
Golly Moses, naturally weāre punks
Gee, Officer Krupke
Weāre very upset
We never had the love
That every child oughta get
We aināt no deliquents
Weāre misunderstood
Deep down inside us there is good[/i]
[quote]terribleivan wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
I picture Professor X would look and be a lot like Victor Martinez in real lifeā¦
Yeah, Pfofessor X looks alot like that - except heās smaller, white, and in a wheelchair.[/quote]
Maybe Prox X is Chinadollās alter ego!
[quote]randman wrote:
Lorisco wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
Also: anyone that states Professor X is āhardā all the time is ignorant and really doesnāt get the jist of his posts.
He gives credit when credit is due. Also while many of his posts are embedded in sarcasm i havenāt ever seen him deny constructive criticism or advice when asked.
Nor does the man ever flaunt what he knows. He doesnāt feel he needs to present his credentials; his written word is often strong enough.
And how long have you two been dating?
Youāre an ignorant fck. Powda is simply giving us his point of view of what he thinks about ProfX and I happen to agree with him as do many others. And for this you share this "ignorant as all fck" comment?[/quote]
It was just a joke randman, lighten up. I didnāt mean to ruin the Pro x love-feast. It just seems a little gay that all these guys are going off about how great Pro x is and they havenāt even really met him.
[quote]Kuz wrote:
Lorisco wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
Also: anyone that states Professor X is āhardā all the time is ignorant and really doesnāt get the jist of his posts.
He gives credit when credit is due. Also while many of his posts are embedded in sarcasm i havenāt ever seen him deny constructive criticism or advice when asked.
Nor does the man ever flaunt what he knows. He doesnāt feel he needs to present his credentials; his written word is often strong enough.
And how long have you two been dating?
Yeah, I guess we all forgot that only the uncool kids on the Internet actually give people credit where credit is due. The super cool ones like you sit in the cheap seats sniping at other peopleās opinions but never add anything on their own.[/quote]
Wow! All you ladies defending Pro X from a harmless joke must make him proud. Heās got quite the little harem developing.
Damn, this thread is moving a lot quicker than I am.
Rainjack, I know you are busy with tax season nowadays, but your post was priceless. Nice to see you get away from the adding machine for a momentā¦
Wow. Funny how itās supposed to be wrong to stick up for someone or something.
All you ladies defending the Internet tough guys attacking Pro X must make them proud. Youāve got quite the little circle jerk developing.
Boy, this thread came out of nowhere over the weekend, didnāt it?
I was going to say it, but Rainjack beat me to it.
At least the guy stands behind his opinion, whether you agree with him or not. Iāve been on both ends of that, as well. I usually agree with him on his advice with regards to training, but politics/world issues is a completely different story.
Lately, in another thread, I even accused X of being a little touchy recently. It seemed to me all he was doing (at the time) was logging on to goad people into arguements.
After reading all of this, Iām thinking that maybe I owe him an apology.
I canāt believe that there is a thread this long devoted this. I could have gone the funny route (like the Friers Club roasts), but apparently everyone takes all of this way too seriously.
BTW, to answer the original question āWho is Prof X?ā, X is the result of genetic testing where they combined the DNA of Mr T, Chuck Norris, Albert Einstein, That-120-hot-dog-eatinā-guy-Kobeyashi, Bill Clinton, a rattlesnake, and Emeril Lagasse. He escaped from the lab and is hiding in the mailroom of Biotest labs where he posts telepathically through the mail sorting machine.
[quote]Lorisco wrote:
randman wrote:
Lorisco wrote:
Proteinpowda wrote:
Also: anyone that states Professor X is āhardā all the time is ignorant and really doesnāt get the jist of his posts.
He gives credit when credit is due. Also while many of his posts are embedded in sarcasm i havenāt ever seen him deny constructive criticism or advice when asked.
Nor does the man ever flaunt what he knows. He doesnāt feel he needs to present his credentials; his written word is often strong enough.
And how long have you two been dating?
Youāre an ignorant fck. Powda is simply giving us his point of view of what he thinks about ProfX and I happen to agree with him as do many others. And for this you share this "ignorant as all fck" comment?
It was just a joke randman, lighten up. I didnāt mean to ruin the Pro x love-feast. It just seems a little gay that all these guys are going off about how great Pro x is and they havenāt even really met him.
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PHEW!!! Iām just glad that you guys arenāt playing into the āgayā thing the way Dan Fouts is! Or isnāt? Or is? I dunno. But thank goodness, because I am so CONFUSED about that one and donāt need to be CONFUSED about this one!!!
[quote]malonetd wrote:
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think Iāll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didnāt get more meat, Iāll just say, āOh, you mean this?ā and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where Iāve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? [/quote]
fukin awesome.
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
PHEW!!! Iām just glad that you guys arenāt playing into the āgayā thing the way Dan Fouts is! Or isnāt? Or is? I dunno. But thank goodness, because I am so CONFUSED about that one and donāt need to be CONFUSED about this one!!![/quote]
This thread is GAY! Ha!
[quote]rainjack wrote:
Some good shit! [/quote]
Rainjack,
Once again you have proven me right as I always believed you to be a man of honor. You and I donāt always agree, but you get much respect from me.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Maybe Prox X is Chinadollās alter ego!
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Professor X is really TC in disguise. Chinadoll is really Cy Wilson in disguise. Dan Fouts isnāt really a gay guy laying on a leather couch covered in Starbuckās Oatmeal Cookies. THEREFORE, DAN FOUTS is the Matrix! Everybody got that???
I cannot believe I just read this whole thread. I feel like my IQ has slipped.