[quote]malonetd wrote:
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I’ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn’t get more meat, I’ll just say, “Oh, you mean this?” and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I’ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? [/quote]
This has nothing to do with this thread, but I always wanted to quote these lyrics anyhow…
[b]Dropkick Murphys -
Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced
I can bench press a car
I’m an ex football star
with degrees from both harvard and yale
Girls just can’t keep up
I’m a really love machine
I’ve had far better sex while in jail…[/b]
[quote]malonetd wrote:
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I’ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn’t get more meat, I’ll just say, “Oh, you mean this?” and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I’ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh? [/quote]
LOL - please be sure to relate this to the thread in question!
Seriously, doesn’t Prof X remind you of Victor Martinez? (And I have a huge ctush on Victor)
[quote]Miserere wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
I picture Professor X would look and be a lot like Victor Martinez in real life…
Chinadoll thought she could get away with showing off her abs if Victor Martinez was in the pic, but many a T-member saw through her ruse and called her out on it.
Really, you should be ashamed of yourself, Chinadoll.[/quote]
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Seriously, doesn’t Prof X remind you of Victor Martinez? (And I have a huge ctush on Victor)
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I am nowhere near that big. That guy must have at least 22" arms in contest shape. I have a way to go to get there. He competes at over 240lbs. That’s “freak” level.
So the soy boys all come out of the woodwork to slam the Prof. Why does this not suprise me? Chicken shits like Oogie, BRUCELEEDICKSMOKER, pussiegymnast, Kim Dong Dunker, and the rest of the functional strength worshipping, estrogen filled, feminine napkins have wasted a ton of bandwidth trying to act really tough.
My bet is that if Prof came into their gym to train the little pussies wouldn’t even make eye contact with him. What the hell am I saying - these functional strength pussies (read 150 pound excuse makers) probably don’t even know what a fucking gym is.
I have had the pleasure of being both his adversary and his ally. I have had the honor of speaking with him on the phone. I consider him a friend. I respect him above most everyone on here.
What you little dickmunchers are doing stinks like waste floating in the bowl of an unflushed public toilet.
I hope you have the balls one day to do rise above this pathetic circle jerk of weaklings.
[quote]OlympicGymnast wrote:
randman wrote:
BRUCELEEWANNABE wrote:
He’s a brother on here that thinks his shit doesn’t stink.
And if your 185 lbs. or less, your a loser in his eyes. But he’s over 200, along with his bodyfat %.
Here’s another one I put in the Kim Jong-il category on this site. Long-term TSB that won’t go away…
You still say TubeSteakBoogie? And he’s the loser…? [/quote]
I wasn’t given the memo that TSB was now “out of style” with you. Not only that, but by saying it you are a loser. WOW. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive my erratum. Especially since you’ve been a member for all of three days now you must know all about T-Nation. Or are you one of those TSBs who have multiple profiles on the Nation? Fucking dicksmack.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
So the soy boys all come out of the woodwork to slam the Prof. Why does this not suprise me? Chicken shits like Oogie, BRUCELEEDICKSMOKER, pussiegymnast, Kim Dong Dunker, and the rest of the functional strength worshipping, estrogen filled, feminine napkins have wasted a ton of bandwidth trying to act really tough.
My bet is that if Prof came into their gym to train the little pussie wouldn’t even make eye contact with him. What the hell am I saying - these functional strength pussies (read 150 pound excuse makers) probably don’t even know what a fucking gym is.
I have had the pleasure of being both his adversary and his ally. I have had the honor of speaking with him on the phone. I consider him a friend. I respect him above most everyone on here.
What you little dickmunchers are doing stinks like waste floating in the bowl of an unflushed public toilet.
I hope you have the balls one day to do rise above this pathetic circle jerk of weaklings.[/quote]
[quote]sic wrote:
I wish! Unfortunately I think he’s already discovered my home address and begun peeping through my windows in an effort to prove that I really don’t lift.[/quote]
Nah, we have spies set up at your gym…your neighbors were getting freaked out by the white van in the front yard.
[quote]demonthrall wrote:
I once read that maturity is the balance of courage to speak your mind, and consideration for others. [/quote]
That’s all well and good, but I don’t think that includes the pcak mentality that has been displayed by some of the weaker members. I would consider it far more courageous to speak your mind standing alone than hiding in the shadows like a pack of jackals.
So who is missing this consideration for others that you read about?
[quote]Oogie wrote:
X’s dreamgirl…with wireless connection of course![/quote]
Mate, you make some retarded comments and act like a complete fucktard on this site…
but de-facing that picture of chinagirl was definitely your lowest moment.
Do yourself a favour, evolve into something slightly human and grow a pair of sacks you fucking oxygen thief.
[quote]Gregatron wrote:
Oogie wrote:
X’s dreamgirl…with wireless connection of course!
Mate, you make some retarded comments and act like a complete fucktard on this site…
but de-facing that picture of chinagirl was definitely your lowest moment.
Do yourself a favour, evolve into something slightly human and grow a pair of sacks you fucking oxygen thief.[/quote]
Dude, you could possibly be the first Kiwi that I would buy a beer.
Oogie, no matter what ill feeling some posters hold towards Professor X, you have no fucking clue how much hostility many of the members of this board hold for you.
You are not funny. You are not clever. You are a lonely little girl. Kindly piss off.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
That’s all well and good, but I don’t think that includes the pcak mentality that has been displayed by some of the weaker members. I would consider it far more courageous to speak your mind standing alone than hiding in the shadows like a pack of jackals.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
So the soy boys all come out of the woodwork to slam the Prof. Why does this not suprise me? Chicken shits like Oogie, BRUCELEEDICKSMOKER, pussiegymnast, Kim Dong Dunker, and the rest of the functional strength worshipping, estrogen filled, feminine napkins have wasted a ton of bandwidth trying to act really tough.
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I have yet to see any of these people sharing any kind of valuable training advice.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
So the soy boys all come out of the woodwork to slam the Prof. Why does this not suprise me? Chicken shits like Oogie, BRUCELEEDICKSMOKER, pussiegymnast, Kim Dong Dunker, and the rest of the functional strength worshipping, estrogen filled, feminine napkins have wasted a ton of bandwidth trying to act really tough.
My bet is that if Prof came into their gym to train the little pussies wouldn’t even make eye contact with him. What the hell am I saying - these functional strength pussies (read 150 pound excuse makers) probably don’t even know what a fucking gym is.
I have had the pleasure of being both his adversary and his ally. I have had the honor of speaking with him on the phone. I consider him a friend. I respect him above most everyone on here.
What you little dickmunchers are doing stinks like waste floating in the bowl of an unflushed public toilet.
I hope you have the balls one day to do rise above this pathetic circle jerk of weaklings.[/quote]
[quote]k.elkouhen wrote:
rainjack wrote:
So the soy boys all come out of the woodwork to slam the Prof. Why does this not suprise me? Chicken shits like Oogie, BRUCELEEDICKSMOKER, pussiegymnast, Kim Dong Dunker, and the rest of the functional strength worshipping, estrogen filled, feminine napkins have wasted a ton of bandwidth trying to act really tough.
I have yet to see any of these people sharing any kind of valuable training advice.
[/quote]
Well - you need to have actually trained before to be able to give training advice. Watching Bruce Lee Movies is not really training.
[quote]terribleivan wrote:
Wow. It sounds like someone could use a time-out.[/quote]
Nope - just sick of estrogen filled little twinks thinking that they are actually accomplishing something by ganging up on a friend.
Time outs are for people that have no idea how to raise a child. Wanna shut me up? Then shut me up and keep the metrosexual stay-at-home dad bullshit for folks like oogie, et al.
