Pregnant or is she just freaking out?

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[quote]sen say wrote:
This thread has gotten way too complicated…all I really wanted was to see Snap or Ouroboro in a nurse’s uniform, or possibly standing beside each other in nurse’s uniforms, or helping each other out of their nurse’s uniforms with thermometers and stethoscopes and other fun medical tools at the ready and now it’s like A knew B was a skank, but married her and then C hooked it up, but it’s OK, because D is a marine, but the circular time reference makes it all E’s fault.

Just put on the nurse’s outfits ladies for the love of Sen![/quote]

Nurses are skanks Sen.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]

I think people jumped to that conclusion because she was having symptoms after only two days of having sex. That seems ridiculous.[/quote]

And she’s a Marines girlfriend…[/quote]

This.

If any of you have spent a decent amount of time around marines, or any enlisted for that matter, you know this shit aint that out of the ordinary.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
This would be a non-issue if you simply wore a fucking condom and learned how to protect your seed effectively.[/quote]
But it’s so much more fun to promote the misogenistic tendencies of so many male posters on this site rather than ask men to take some responsibility.[/quote]

RESPONSIBILITY? But there’s always a REASON they have unprotected sex. It’s not like they’re just doing it “because”…

“but she’s on the PILL”
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Wait what? Who the hell wraps it up with a girl who’s on the pill? Wtf is even the point of the pill if you can’t go in without a condom?[/quote]

If you ask ten guys how their girl “accidentally” got knocked up (which is almost ALWAYS right before they were about to break up with her), nine of them will say, “I thought she was on the pill”. Go ahead and keep raw doggin’ it. But just know that all the power is in HER hands at that point. She has the power to control the next two decades of your life. If that’s fine with you, then carry on. Personally, NO piece of ass is worth two decades of my life. All she has to do is make an emotional decision in a moment of weakness after an argument, and you can have an unplanned pregnancy and everything that goes along with that. Personally, I’m not willing to “trust” ANYONE with that kind of power, much less a woman (yes that is my misogynistic side creeping up). But to each his own.[/quote]

Some rewards are worth the risk.

I havent used a rubber in 3 years and ill do my darndest to maintain that streak for a long fuckin time. [/quote]

I’d be more concerned with other things man…[/quote]

My doodle, and its comfort, are pretty high on the priority list.

Besides, Im a master of the kamikaze pull-out, my friend…[/quote]

Can’t pull out on the HIV my friend.[/quote]

If it looks good and it smells good, say a little prayer and hope for the best.

Thats livin’ on the edge my friend.

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[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
… yeast infection[/quote]

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
… yeast infection[/quote]
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best…face…ever…

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[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]

Well what were you expecting?

OP is asking a bunch of strangers on a public internet forum if his wife is pregnant. Instead of buying a HPT or looking up symptoms, the most accurate method is to start a thread on T-Nation. He is either a troll or clueless. Either scenario warrants troll responses.

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[quote]Anonymity wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]

Well what were you expecting?

OP is asking a bunch of strangers on a public internet forum if his wife is pregnant. Instead of buying a HPT or looking up symptoms, the most accurate method is to start a thread on T-Nation. He is either a troll or clueless. Either scenario warrants troll responses.[/quote]

Fair point.

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Has anyone noticed op posted in a “delete my account” thread? He posted that one day after this thread started. We won’t be hearing anything from him so this is all pointless

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just saw that. I like how he also asked for all his posts, videos, and pictures to be removed as well. good luck with that :slight_smile:

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[quote]jearbear wrote:
Is a test a waste of money this early though. Btw her period is due in two weeks[/quote]

If she tests positive after two days you can rest assured that the baby is not yours. Don’t tell her that though, just get her to take the test and know what you are dealing with.

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[quote]kpsnap wrote:
You are the company you keep.

Cross me once, shame on you. Cross me twice, shame on me.
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Unfortunately, in this case, once is more than enough to seriously damage his future.

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[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:
You are the company you keep.

Cross me once, shame on you. Cross me twice, shame on me.
[/quote]

Unfortunately, in this case, once is more than enough to seriously damage his future.[/quote]
Yep.

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We need to remember to follow up on this thread in like a year when he has all the facts figured out.

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[quote]sufiandy wrote:
We need to remember to follow up on this thread in like a year when he has all the facts figured out.[/quote]

We need to throw him and “Mr. GPS Tracked My Fiance” into a large white empty room together and force them to fight to the death.

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[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]
Too much logic.[/quote]

It lacks logic, to me.

If I’m afraid my wife is screwing around, then yes, I should be weary of myself because of the company I keep. If I’m concerned about someone else’s wife screwing around on them, that doesn’t say anything about my wife or myself, does it? After all, she’s not the one I’m concerned with. [/quote]

It’s more the frame of mind that they immediately think she’s a slut/skank. It seems like an over familiarity with that type of behaviour which leads me to believe they associate with people who behave poorly. I don’t expect the worst of people because I don’t marry, sleep with, hang with or become friends with people who I believe will shit on me. That doesn’t mean I haven’t experienced it but it’s the exception rather than the expectation.
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Fair enough - and I don’t totally disagree.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kpsnap wrote:

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
This isn’t really directed to the original poster but to everyone else who jumped to the conclusion that she is pregnant with another man’s baby. Perhaps people should try having sex/a relationship with a better class of person than one you think would screw around on you. You’re known by the company you keep. If it’s with a skank, what does that say for you?[/quote]
Too much logic.[/quote]

It lacks logic, to me.

If I’m afraid my wife is screwing around, then yes, I should be weary of myself because of the company I keep. If I’m concerned about someone else’s wife screwing around on them, that doesn’t say anything about my wife or myself, does it? After all, she’s not the one I’m concerned with. [/quote]

It’s more the frame of mind that they immediately think she’s a slut/skank. It seems like an over familiarity with that type of behaviour which leads me to believe they associate with people who behave poorly. I don’t expect the worst of people because I don’t marry, sleep with, hang with or become friends with people who I believe will shit on me. That doesn’t mean I haven’t experienced it but it’s the exception rather than the expectation.
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Fair enough - and I don’t totally disagree. [/quote]

I do, and here is why.

From an evopsych perspective, we have developed to err on the side of caution in many cases, because there are disproportionate risk/rewards.

If something rustles the grass it might be the wind, it might be a lion.

If you automatically assume its a lion, you may err often, but whats the harm?

If you automatically assume its the wind you may be right often, but only err once.

Its better to err on the side of caution if the risk/reward is laid out like it regrettably is , i.e. men having almost no reproductive rights in our society.

If the one exception can ruin you, better to be vigilant always.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]nighthawkz wrote:

[quote]flipcollar wrote:
I couldn’t remember why I had harrypotter on my ignore list. Thanks for quoting him you guys, now I remember![/quote]

You just reminded me of something I wanted to do for some time. Figuring out how to ignore list that retard, that is.[/quote]

Thanks to both of you for answering that question in my head, “Am I the only one who thinks this clown is a, well, clown?”[/quote]

Ironically, he could almost be my former flatmate. “Society favours women, Americans are idiots, we need to defend our culture against Islam, RULE BRITANIA!”

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
You can’t trust the pill[/quote]
You… You can’t?[/quote]

You just can’t trust anything.[/quote]